Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 11hI added a template to the meme generator. Feel free to edit and use. imgflip.com/i/b2kzxpimgflip.comTrump Breaking The NewsAn image tagged news,trump,breaking,president,pedophile,epstein 100
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If I told you that the Trump administration was planning to just say fuck it and pave over the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, you‘d probably think it at least sounds plausible before disproving it. That’s how batshit crazy everything is in this timeline. 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My mom and grandpa were born in Montana. I’ve visited many times and met lots of great people. You’re better than this Montana. Shut it down. 010
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just watched Ducks vs Them and USC’s trash ass players, announcers, and entire bleached-butthole fanbase‘s disgusting response to the Dante hit has me ready to run through a wall for this team. GO DUCKS!youtu.beDucks vs Them | 2026 Oregon Football Game 4 | “For Your Brother"YouTube video by GoDucks 010
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Chris Collinsworth sounds like he gargles with lava rocks and turpentine. 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When you walk into the wrong room on Epstein’s island. 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When you race home to delete the message from the answering machine about playing hooky from school but your parents are already waiting. 100
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Without You” favorite version. Badfinger, Nilsson Schmilsson, or Mariah Carey? youtu.be/49dquH8tn6E?...youtu.beWithout you - BadfingerYouTube video by ALFONSO MARDINI (amardini) 100
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Do you think the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders perform at the funeral or no?nbcnews.comDee Brock, original director of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, dies at age 96“We will forever honor her and her legacy,” the famed troupe said in announcing her death. 010
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)static.klipy.comJim Carrey's Lloyd Harry Dance in Dumb and DumberAlt: Dumb and Dumber - Lloyd Christmas Dancing in orange tux 000
Reposted by Matt was hereRESIST | FIGHT™ @resistfight.com · 23/09/2026LAPD cops working for ICE contractors off duty — while the department fights to keep its moonlighting records hidden. That is the accusation now being leveled directly at LAPD leadership after a judge ordered the records turned over. 52494534216
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Please ensure that your seatbelt is securely fastened and tray tables and seat backs are locked in the upright position. Stow all carry-on baggage and place electronic devices in airplane mode. Once we reach cruising altitude you may begin to masturbate freely. Thank you for flying United Airlines. 020
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"At some point in the early twenty-first century, all of mankind was united in celebration. We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI." - Morpheus, ‘The Matrix’ 1999 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m 99% sure that Mahomes wears his helmet so high to hide the little rat that controls his body. 020
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You won’t convince me that Bagent is not Chad Powers. 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I would expect this from Deshaun Watson but not Hurts 010
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Congrats everyone, according to Sherwin Williams we’ve officially reached Rock Bottom for the color of the month. 001
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s times like this we should remember the bible verse John 8:7 "Let any one of you who is without sin of pooping your pants be the first to throw shade at her."nbcnews.comAustralian athlete apologizes after winning race despite involuntary bowel movement“Looking back, I regret the decision to not have stepped off the track,” Hyrox competitor Joanna Wietrzyk said. 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026These are the dorks leading us into an AI hell storm. Look at them and imagine the insane amount of power they are wielding against humanity. 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I firmly believe that Ed Sheeran was the tipping point for Game of Thrones. 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch McConnell is really just senator Palpatine IRL 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Can someone edit this so it looks like they’re dumping him out on the curb? I think that would improve my day. 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It turns out Mitch McConnell was only MOSTLY dead. Damn you Miracle Max!!!static.klipy.comPrincess Mostly Dead: Slightly AliveAlt: Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride saying “mostly dead is slightly alive”. 171
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Commercials with Marshawn Lynch I’ve seen in the last hour: Applebee’s O-M-Cheese-adilla Burger ad NextGen AI customer support ad for Cresta Kalshi ad where he looks like Shaq’s “Steel” and Iron Monger had a butt baby Make that $$$ buddy 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A quick Saturday morning poem By Matt “Little Man” Once there was a little man, with little brains and little hands. He loved to hear himself out loud, and make his daddy Vladdy proud. He spewed his vile to mush-brained masses, with a Mighty Hand up all their asses. 100
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This 9/11 remembrance day is brought to you by Saudi Arabia, whose support made it all possible. 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In the tradition of adult Halloween costumes, make a movie dirtier by adding ‘sex’ or ‘sexy’ to the title. Ex. Jurassic Sex Park 100
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Meanwhile at the FSU vs SMU game:static.klipy.comLaura Dern in Jurassic Park Control RoomALT: Laura Dern in Jurassic Park Control Room 031
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Donald Trump just showed up to help out with the FSU stadium power outage. Should be fixed any time now.static.klipy.comDonald Trump throws items to enthusiastic crowdAlt: Donald Trump throws paper towels to enthusiastic crowd 031
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 08/09/2026FSU pulled the plug on the stadium lights faster than Jimbo could leave a Christmas tree on the curb. 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I saw Jimbo being sus and unplugging things right before the power went out at the FSU/SMU game. 👀 011
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Just waiting for Jimothy to get ‘Milkshake Ducked’ for problematic tweets about squirrels. 001
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My man looks like he takes a hit off of every new Sharpie he opens. 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Not all heroes wear capes.wweek.comAnti-Trump Table Setting Fares Poorly at the Oregon State FairThe tablescape features a green table runner for Reflecting Pool algae and a menu with cyclospora lettuce. 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just had KGW go into breaking news for a tornado watch while I was watching breaking news of the Lindsay Clancy trial. Never had breaking news interrupt breaking news that interrupted regular broadcasting before. This must be what Inception feels like. 041
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Watching “Nation’s Dumbest” on Fox and I’m pretty sure the winner isn’t even on the show.static.klipy.comDonald Trump: Smart People Don't Like MeAlt: Donald Trump: Smart People Don't Like Me 000
Reposted by Matt was hereAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4 10492252510
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Old man invites consultants to his island to satisfy investors. 020
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I think we should make every September 25th National Dolly Parton Day to honor her 9-2-5. 000
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head. #FilmSky 010
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Alternatively, if you don’t like trees, move to North Dakota. 010
