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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 16h
Big Tree
A big tree on the quad at Bowdoin.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have no idea why the Rays aren’t the most celebrated team in the league. Year after year they excel with a below average payroll. Pure moneyball. But as the pioneer of that approach, Billy Bean himself, said: “playoff wins cost money.”
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This fella was in our neighborhood today.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is it good when your flight gets delayed because of “air traffic control issues”?
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spent my afternoon making piadine.
Four Italian flatbreads on a butcher block.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Good news everyone. I found some winter boots.
Some furry winter boots.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Good news everyone. I found some winter boots.
Some furry winter boots.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Interesting view from 30,000 feet up.
A sun setting over cloud formations.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lobster rolls for my kid’s return to Maine.
Lobster roll
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger 10,001 Maniacs
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
David Price suffered a neck injury from vigorously drying his head.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I had a neighbor who insisted he needed his assault rifle in case of a “multi-point invasion”. I always wondered “what ninja assassin team are you afraid of?” Anyway, he teaches at Annapolis now.
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Les Femmes se battent, by Louis Léopold Boilly, 1818, 📸 by @CTriballeau
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wait a minute. Donald Trump is the President?
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Guess I’m going to have to restart my 75 hard. News too good not to have a drink.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Guess I’m going to have to restart my 75 hard. News too good not to have a drink.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Not sure about you guys, but I’m not sure I can rock and roll all night and still party every day.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 08/07/2026
Do you want to see something that would make your average Republican political consultant's blood run cold, if they had blood in their body
Ms. Rachel
Born	Rachel Anne Griffin
November 30, 1982 (age 43)
Biddeford, Maine, U.S.
Education	University of Southern Maine
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sometimes it’s really hard to watch your kids go through normal formative experiences.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My kid is home from college and currently in the kitchen making Korean Mayak eggs. I couldn’t be happier.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My new motto
Sign reading Do Not Rush.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Biggest salmon roe I’ve ever seen.
A bowl with salmon roe and sea urchin.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve counted your last crow.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Old man shakes fist at birds.
A warning in England and Japanese for watching bird droppings.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Go Fighters
Hokkaido Fighters baseball game
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Let an alien walk your child.
Weird Japanese sign.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Captures our boy perfectly.
A dachshund mix asking politely for a treat.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I don’t think anyone is more rage-baitable than my partner and the kids know it.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can someone tell me what that is?
Sushi plate in Korea with a gelatinous something.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Found happiness in Seoul.
Milk breadCorn bread
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This guy is reminding of home.
A blue egret on a pond.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Greetings from Seoul.
Seoul from the perspective high on a mountain.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just stepped into a dive bar and they’re playing R.L. Burnside. Think I’ll like this place.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Tahdig (Persian rice)
A Dutch oven on a stovetop with a towel on the lid. A serving dish with Persian rice.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
He’s waiting for someone.
A dachshund mix waiting for his favorite person (not me).
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I’ve made a huge mistake. I’ve got my dog on a schedule.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
You’ll have to ask my parole officer.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride Month. You are all amazing. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I think my Uber driver believes he’s in a reverse Speed. If we go over 20 this RAV4 explodes.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
My best and worse are the same guy - Van Morrison.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/05/2026
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pylon at the 40 Watt.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
New Orleans has a beef with me but it’s not inexplicable.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Colorful fellow I saw on my morning walk.
Colorful grasshopper munching on a shrub.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
We should ban all leaf blowers.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Tampa, St. Pete, Miami
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Our dog just used his new dog door and I am such a proud dad.
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Craig Pittman @craigtimes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
After #Florida CFO Blaise "The Blatherer" Ingoglia accused St. Pete of wasting millions, the city hired an independent auditor. The auditor found nothing wrong. Gee, ya think Blaise was just blathering? floridapolitics.com/archives/792...
floridapolitics.com
St. Pete audit finds no wrongdoing despite Blaise Ingoglia’s wasteful spending claims
The findings contrast criticism from Ingoglia, who earlier this year said the city overspent by $49.4M.
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