Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 14/10/2026My partner and I enter lots of 10k races and the only people we are racing is each other. 030
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I get this. I live within blast radius of CentCom. 110
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I still hold a grudge against my roommate from grad school and I have kids in college. 110
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Kewpie is definitely my go-to mayo, but my grilled cheese is butter. Speaking of which, I need to tell you about this just I smuggled I from Brittany. 020
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Butter or mayo? There are two kinds of grilled cheese makers. 110
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Likewise. Not a big fan of humor at someone else’s expense. 010
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Brother. I’m still stuck in Florida. Love you though. 010
Reposted by RedactedRedacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My brother died today. He was only 60. A brilliant physicist and my best friend. In his honor, I’m going to tell a few of his stories. 671
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He was proud that his class was considered a weed out for med school. 050
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He holds the patent on how to make artificial cornea from sea cucumbers. 150
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026David Byrne once threatened to fight him because he critized his art work. 150
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He and I once told our mother we were going camping. Instead we drove up to Athens to see REM play with Pylon. 160
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026His first car was a convertible beetle. The voltage regulator was broken so the faster he went the brighter the lights got. Also the top was permanently stuck open. 150
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He once broke his little toe kicking a doorframe while chasing me around the house. He was 20 at the time. 150
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026His best friend in college was on crutches for their graduation because while they were repelling out of their dorm window my brother was on belay but missed the rope because he was lighting a joint. 260
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My brother died today. He was only 60. A brilliant physicist and my best friend. In his honor, I’m going to tell a few of his stories. 671
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yeah, I put wasabi in my tuna salad. It’s a banger lunch. 001
Reposted by RedactedPeter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have no idea why the Rays aren’t the most celebrated team in the league. Year after year they excel with a below average payroll. Pure moneyball. But as the pioneer of that approach, Billy Bean himself, said: “playoff wins cost money.” 231
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 01/10/202690!? Holy crap. I was lucky to get mine done a week prior to classes starting. 3360
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Apropos to nothing, my brother is a physics PhD out of UNC. Go Tar Heals. 020
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*CompLit major looking in* 239 pages to read in a week? That’s just getting started. 130
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is your front door a reclaimed one from an old church? That makes a true New Mexican. 130
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I once drove from Tallahassee to Tucson and still tell the story like it’s a campfire scare. 130
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comDave Chappelle in Chappelle's ShowAlt: Dave Chappelle in Chappelle's Show Mad Real World 020
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My doctor wants me on the Mediterranean Diet so I seasoned this steak with saffron. 051
Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I misread my clock thinking it was 5:30 when it was 3:30. 110