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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My partner and I enter lots of 10k races and the only people we are racing is each other.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I get this. I live within blast radius of CentCom.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Proud to be grouped with you.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I still hold a grudge against my roommate from grad school and I have kids in college.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Am I going to have to buy another t-shirt?
White guy wearing a Four Seasons Total Landscaping shirt.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My wife went to WashU and yup.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also love Yaz which broke off from Depeche Mode.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Go Dawgs
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Go Dawgs.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kewpie is definitely my go-to mayo, but my grilled cheese is butter. Speaking of which, I need to tell you about this just I smuggled I from Brittany.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Butter or mayo? There are two kinds of grilled cheese makers.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Likewise. Not a big fan of humor at someone else’s expense.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Reminds me of Scott Rolan.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Every. Freaking. Day.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Very happy for you both.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sweep. Fuck the Yankees.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brother. I’m still stuck in Florida. Love you though.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He was the best brother one could want.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My brother died today. He was only 60. A brilliant physicist and my best friend. In his honor, I’m going to tell a few of his stories.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He was proud that his class was considered a weed out for med school.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He holds the patent on how to make artificial cornea from sea cucumbers.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
David Byrne once threatened to fight him because he critized his art work.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This was his dog.
A sweet pocket pittie.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He and I once told our mother we were going camping. Instead we drove up to Athens to see REM play with Pylon.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His first car was a convertible beetle. The voltage regulator was broken so the faster he went the brighter the lights got. Also the top was permanently stuck open.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He once broke his little toe kicking a doorframe while chasing me around the house. He was 20 at the time.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His best friend in college was on crutches for their graduation because while they were repelling out of their dorm window my brother was on belay but missed the rope because he was lighting a joint.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My brother died today. He was only 60. A brilliant physicist and my best friend. In his honor, I’m going to tell a few of his stories.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Barcus was right there.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, I put wasabi in my tuna salad. It’s a banger lunch.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rays Up
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m honored to share a birthday with Chaka Khan.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big Tree
A big tree on the quad at Bowdoin.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have no idea why the Rays aren’t the most celebrated team in the league. Year after year they excel with a below average payroll. Pure moneyball. But as the pioneer of that approach, Billy Bean himself, said: “playoff wins cost money.”
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s my life as a Rays fan.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
90!? Holy crap. I was lucky to get mine done a week prior to classes starting.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apropos to nothing, my brother is a physics PhD out of UNC. Go Tar Heals.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*CompLit major looking in* 239 pages to read in a week? That’s just getting started.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perfect. Welcome to Taos.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is your front door a reclaimed one from an old church? That makes a true New Mexican.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I once drove from Tallahassee to Tucson and still tell the story like it’s a campfire scare.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Dave Chappelle in Chappelle's Show
Alt: Dave Chappelle in Chappelle's Show Mad Real World
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My doctor wants me on the Mediterranean Diet so I seasoned this steak with saffron.
A tomahawk steak on a grill.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Willamette is lucky to have him.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hard to believe she’s put up with me this long.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Congrats. Today is our 25th.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I misread my clock thinking it was 5:30 when it was 3:30.
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