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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Same here Ishmael, same here.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Relented and turned on the heat today (I work from home Mondays and Fridays). Not quite ready to wear Cratchit gloves yet. However, it's been since spring since the downstairs furnace has been on and I thought it was the garbage being picked up outside before realizing what was going on.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Took Gumball for a first spin. Despite being a pound heavier, I rolled an avg of 165 which is right in line. 😍 Side note: Kudos to the parents at Elsie's throwing a bowling birthday for their 7 y/o kid and friends. They handed out fake mustaches and soul patches for everyone. They looked great!
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’d like to take this moment to welcome a new member to the family – Gumball.
A bubblegum pink bowling ball being held aloft with a statue of a mermaid in the building. “Gumball” is etched in neon yellow in a cursive script above the two finger holes.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s hard to beat #Nordeast
A black stretch limo parked on a city street with a canoe strapped to the roof.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Man, it must be awful to have a case of a disease so bad, that it’s named after you. #Nordeast
A building sign reading: 

Building established 1887
Dean Jacklith’s
Mayslacks Bar
EST. 1955”

But the owner’s name is altered to:

“Dean Jock itch’s”
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sausage and pierogi! Sausage is from Chicago so you know it’s legit Polish. And it’s delicious!
Food cards for sausage and sauerkraut and one for pierogi.Polish sausage with sauerkraut and a tray of pierogis.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Polish Fest is on! #Nordeast
Sign saying “Nordeast Polish Fest”
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hell yeah. Perfect fall weather for coffee on the deck. 16C/62F and no humidity. 🤘🏼
A decent tulip pour on my flat white in a Gudetama mug sitting on the deck table on a yellow floral table cloth with Asian watercress in the background.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New Brighton’s FD solidarity with NYFD this morning.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So great that my bowling league has started up again. So many great people and always a great time! What I didn’t expect was to get an ass sprain. Technically, only the left cheek since I’m right handed. Looks like I need to add lunges along with the squats I normally do #halfasssprain
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I may complain about appliances, as I am one of the Olds, but there was an internal combustion engine powered clothes washer with the tractors and I will be forever grateful that I have never had to use one in my lifetime. #MNStateFair
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s happening. #MinnesotaStateFair
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you’re in a home long enough you eventually replace every appliance. This the second kitchen faucet I’ve installed. This time it’s a Delta. I do not recommend Moen.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh man, this is going to hit hard. I needed this 25 years ago.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Curent situation: Moved the youngest into UMD and now having a drink at the Raddison’s swinger bar.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Without any irony whatsoever, I think the *solid* butter sculptures of Princess Kay and her court are amazing and a wonderful tradition. #MnStateFair
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh hell yeah.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Took my oldest kid down to Iowa for their senior year of college. They have a fantastic girlfriend whose parents we absolutely adore. An excellent situation all around. Hopefully we won’t get a call from neighbors or police with our youngest college kid at home throwing a party tonight. 🤞🏼
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The bowling season is almost upon us. I call upon the Mermaid for my ball needs. 🧜🏼‍♀️
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 20/08/2026
most importantly, tell the city of minneapolis how you feel! public comment is open now for zoning rules related to data centers www.minneapolismn.gov/business-ser...
minneapolismn.gov
Data centers
Learn about changes to zoning rules related to data centers in Minneapolis.
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Aunt Fancy @auntiefancy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ok friends, there has been such tremendous interest that I have made a waitlist form for future MPLS Jackets! Fill it out and I'll contact you when I have a blank available. nickeyrobo.com/pages/the-ja...
nickeyrobo.com
The Jacket MPLS
A chainstitch embroidered jacket made just for Minneapolis
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The last year has been one of the highlights of my 30 year engineering career – abolishing MS Word for official documentation. Markdown -> PDF is infinitely superior than Word making your documents look like shit. Sadly, I don’t see getting rid of Teams or Outlook soon. 😭
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My neighborhood (W-3 P-2) wasn’t hit as hard, but we definitely fucking HATE ICE
Primary results showing Peggy Flanagan winning the Dem nom over the traitor and ICE lover Angie Craig 79.51% to 19.67%.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 11/08/2026
Cartoon panels: 
1: Long line of urinals on the wall with one guy at one. Another guy is walking over. 
2: both guys are standing side by side at the urinals, even though there’s a ton of space. 
3: Guy who walked up close to first guy turns his head to first guy and an I VOTED sticker comes out of his mouth.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It lasted four days – we should’ve already started making the next batch.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wife: “it’s a good thing I was in France with you and know first hand how good this is because making butter is some trad-wife shit.”
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Behold, our first cultured butter. There is plenty for us to learn in the process, but this is fucking delicious. #BaguetteWithdrawelSyndrome
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Why yes, we are making cultured butter. #BaguetteWithdrawelSyndrome
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
theonion.com
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
While I have a few stories working at a tire store in my teens, I obviously should have worked at a movie theater. 👇🏼
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Another trip down to Boom Island and finally saw a hot tub boat – two of them! #NordEast
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Twin Cities River Rat Boats coming in to the boat launch after a (presumed) practice run at Boom Island Park last night. Regularly scheduled shows are Thursday evenings. #Nordeast
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
And the latest email pushed the restoration to 10:15 AM. Wondering if my work laptop can make it that long. 🤔
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Looking forward to getting power back on. Makes it a helluva lot easier to work from home. AC is pretty nice too. Excel is saying 7am. A couple of neighbors already have power, hopefully it’s not too much longer. #Nordeast
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
First half of the World Cup feels like middle school – ever so close, but nobody is scoring.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
No longer stranded and made it home. But there is was no way I was going to take WI-52 between Wabeno and Antigo (super twisty and fun) with the top up because the weather app doesn’t know AQI numbers above 500.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m stranded in the U.P. until my car is fixed. On the other hand, I get more time with my elderly folks, I happened to bring my work laptop, and there have been some banger sunsets. But the baby ducks have done the most to assuage my grief.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 10/07/2026
My mom just called to tell me that she went to a museum about the Underground Railroad, where one of the exhibits talked about the locals having horns that they would blow to warn people when the slave catchers were in town “It’s just like your whistles!”
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Verify your age: Turned 18 in time to vote for Ross Perot. (But read the Dukakis autobiography when it came out and definitely saw the cringe tank ad.)
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Case in point.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sadly, my ragtop’s alternator died 10 minutes after leaving my folk’s lake house. I should be halfway home right now, but there are worse places to be stranded for a week. Luckily, I already found a trustworthy shop that’s willing to work on it.
Sunset lake picture with no clouds in the sky. A dock ladder is in the foreground.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
US 2, just outside of Norway, MI.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Of course I picked up the medallion. And donated some cash for the four of us.
A picture of the medallion in my hand at a gas station with my convertible to the right, under a sign reading A&L Oil.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That 45N 90W life. #Wisconsin
Look down of the 45N 90W geographical marker off of Wisconsin 29, just outside of Wausau. Wisconsin has this and the Green Bay Packers. That’s it.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
And I thought they just had fantastic shelf stable pickles. Yet another reason to like them!
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If trans kids can’t have sports, no one can. A team is a team. If sports are about sportsmanship and learning fairness and whatever, then no one plays if one kid is challenged. That’s what I’ll be telling my kid.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Being an NFL owner isn’t all fun and games. There’s important work to do.
Four Green Bay Packers shareholder meeting tickets.
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My 76yo neighbor Jude is a huge baseball and Twins fan. And after the ‘25 season, is also a Mariner’s fan now because of me. She was so happy when we came home Sunday she started to tear up, partly due to having someone to text with about the Twins and M’s games. Just now, during an M’s game:
Texting screen shot:

Jude: YAY. He hit another HR!
The Big Dumper!

Me, all caps: TAKE THAT SWEET, SWEET ASS AROUND THE BASES CAL!!!

Jude: Yes he did!
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Matt Treiber @matttreiber.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Signed my second patent application of my 30 year career this morning. This one has a chance as I trust the management of my current company *way* more than any previous one.
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