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Matt’s Forehead

@mattsforhead.bsky.social
168 followers 90 following 239 posts

Mostly skin and Botox. Opinions are not my own. Contact to rent space for product endorsements or to order my special energy drinks. I am Matt’s only forehead. All other accounts are imposters.

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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Are all of you on the left this brain damaged @stay4thefun.bsky.social
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Genius? 😂😂😂🤡🤡
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Why did you have to clarify? I think it’s secretly about Hunter and the Biden pardoning themselves all the way back to the start of the Barisma deal which happened to be about the same time biolabs started popping up around Ukraine like dandelions.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I don’t believe it! Can’t believe he would do this. Lock him up #Gaetz #rapist #elonmusk #bluesky #DNC #kamala #cats #resist #trump youtu.be/VL1qZGXci18?...
youtu.be
Matt Gaetz Sex Allegations Was A Honeypot Operation! w/ Ian Carroll
YouTube video by The Jimmy Dore Show
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
💯
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
For .25 Bitcoin I’ll tattoo anything you’d like on mine.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
There’s an identical table with more of us eating McDonald’s directly across from this one. Don’t ask me how I know.
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Elle @melanieann.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Thank you sevenhead ❤️
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
See profile to reserve space now. Going fast. Don’t hesitate. You don’t want to miss this golden opportunity.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Magnificent!
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I’m going to keep trying too. 🙏
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Agree 💯
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Looks like they are having fun! I bet Kamala’s party was better though. They had celebrities.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Tight for 60 #amiright #rapeymcforehead.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
#tysonpaul #paultyson #fight #meatycheeks
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Only 650 million to go! We can do this! #follow4follow #mcforhead #gaetz
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Amazing and beautiful.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Ask me what I’ve seen 👀🐐
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I’ve got my own gif? #nodembelow1k #gaetz #rapeymcforhead #nodembelow5k #satire #humor #funny #witty
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Why the long face?
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Hi everybody. I’m selling space for advertising on this dome piece. Who’s got their money out?
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