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Matt’s Forehead

@mattsforhead.bsky.social
168 followers 90 following 239 posts

Mostly skin and Botox. Opinions are not my own. Contact to rent space for product endorsements or to order my special energy drinks. I am Matt’s only forehead. All other accounts are imposters.

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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Big following here, Kieth. Must suck to think back twenty years. Thoughts and prayers.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I knew Carnie wore heels. Short people got…
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Right right right.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Interesting…
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I think you done effed up today, Donny. Best wishes and good luck.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I remember you being fired from espn. Look at you now! 😂😂😂
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
We can tell how scared you are. Karma is a cruel butch lesbian.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
What a repugnant grifter you are.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Thanks for all the sugar and food dye you give our kids for breakfast. Very nutritious.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Tell me this isn’t how you use reasoning.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Did those glasses come with a free bowl of soup?
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Man, all these years I thought you were gay. Disappointed.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
John, It’s time you stopped your crying and manned up a bit. -Dad.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
He’s a brilliant man.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I bet you are wrong about many of them. The left is so judgmental and arrogant.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
To meet friendly folks like yourself. Pleased to be shamed by you. God bless.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Well when people are shooting at you wherever you go it’s best not to let them in close proximity to make it easier. I bet there are plenty of vetted people carrying firearms that aren’t police officers present. Great take as usual though.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I’ve got an eight inch tongue, a seven inch forehead, love to eat ass and I can breathe through my ears. Can I come over?
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
You should try the flowers!
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
What’s it like waking up and feeling like him every day?
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Asses and mules are sterile in most cases.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Gag on a cock?
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
💯. Jealousy is a cruel bitch. Much like yourself.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Or maybe you don’t know who he is? Either way, what’s it like waking up every day hating someone you’ve never spoken to? Yes I know I know but the media says this the media says that! Get fucked. You’ll thank me later.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Oh my. This is what grasping for straws looks like. 🤡😂
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Good one. You’ve got a rapists wit.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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donald trump is giving a speech at a podium with the words i 'm gonna come on it
ALT: donald trump is giving a speech at a podium with the words i 'm gonna come on it
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I don’t think anyone gives a shit. Do you really think that MAGA pays attention to the media for anything but to mock them at this point?
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
You totally would bone her, but she would never touch you.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Are you 6% or 7% Lakota?
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Mines fake. Yours is real.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Then apparently you don’t understand who he was mocking when he posted it that way. 😂😂😂. Beautiful. 😂😂😂
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I’ll take them.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I don’t think you have a choice. 😂
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Your name is Doober. I’m not sure I’ll come to you for health advice.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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a man wearing blue gloves and a shirt that says schitts creek
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Stop being a racist bigot.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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a man is sitting on a couch and making a face .
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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a close up of a person wearing a glove with a man in the background
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
No wonder you thought Camela would win. Treat yourself better.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Are all of you on the left this brain damaged @stay4thefun.bsky.social
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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donald trump stands at a podium with the words " i 'm gonna come " on the screen
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Ok Professor Bigfoot. 😂
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Genius? 😂😂😂🤡🤡
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I’m not so sure about that.
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Is this humor or a mental disorder?
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Right. Right. 🤡🫵😂
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Matt’s Forehead @mattsforhead.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Idiot.
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