Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“eat my shorts” joke’s on you, we both know those are culottes 020
Reposted by Matt PuckettA secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"chatGPT thinks I am a genuis" is just the modern version of "I think this stripper is in love with me" 251985394
Reposted by Matt PuckettMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/10/2026“Is it my week?” my Sensible Fall Jacket will ask. “Has it finally come?” “It has, old friend,” I’ll say. “What would you like to do with your one wild and precious week of Actual Fall?” buff.ly/hotsd0nbuff.lyWhat I’ll Do with the One Week I Can Wear My Sensible Fall Jacket“I am there to dress for the most elusive weather of all—uninterrupted high forties.” 9/22/24 9/21/25 9/30/26 011817
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i turn 40 on nov 2 and i could think of no greater gift than the sweet sweet tears of a defeated greg abbott 010
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026💯 he’s a mass murderer, it’s incredible we don’t see more articles attempting to total up the amount of blood on his hands 000
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026this shit is so silly. just a bunch of posers who’ve never seen combat being like “wow, cool, guns are cool, look at that jet, pew pew pew” 000
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026surprised they didn’t opt for “Intelligence of America” but what do i know 000
Reposted by Matt PuckettNew Kings Democrats @newkingsdems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Let us be clear: Brooklyn needs a fair vote by the elected District Leaders. The Chair attempting to pick her own successor after she lost an election isn’t democracy, it's cronyism, and the illegal rules changes she has fought to enact would permanently end democratic oversight of our party. 112338
Reposted by Matt PuckettOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026because the ny times wants to kneecap AOC the way they did hillary clinton. they don't do this for any other politician but her. and we must pound them into the dust for this. 271844397
Reposted by Matt PuckettProfessionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched. 862693847
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026it’s funny bc i know *way* less about why Golden’s opinion should matter than i do about why Lawler is trash we should kick to the curb (representationally, ofc) 000
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026don’t live their presently but it’s my hometown. so sad to hear that the scourge has descended upon them. texas strong, y’all 💪🏻 060
Reposted by Matt PuckettMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole." 12457511513
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026let it soak in. i wanna see blue mold in the corners. 020
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026so much of the power of narrative depends on when you start the storyline 000
Reposted by Matt Puckettrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ska priest, somberly: pick it up pick it up (ska pall bearers hoist up coffin) 28771104
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i am, frankly, shocked that he didn’t spell it “anals” 000
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i really love this and also at first glance my brain tried very hard to make it an animorphs thing 😂 030
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026is that poop getting an injection? TWO injections?? 000
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the fact that I didn’t wake up to headlines quoting him—“I'm going to try to cheat like hell”—is so insane and disappointing 2204
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026so is this a story about adam’s weird journey, or….? 021
Reposted by Matt PuckettBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Protect trans kids. 6996891827
Reposted by Matt PuckettAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026Looks like OpenAI may have stolen another mathematicians work. 20849291
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i’m endlessly amused, as both a pastor-to-be and a 7th gen Texan, watching the biggest hypocrites our religion has proffered basically shit their pants when authentic Christians are stepping up to the plate. pass the popcorn, y’all 🍿 080
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026wow, wonder if he’s offended at the president making up stories about heroically being on the scene 001
Reposted by Matt PuckettLeah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If I may get on my soap box: No Kings is a tactic. It is not the strategy and no one involved in putting it on considers it sufficient on its own. It's a mass show of defiance that's also served as an onramp to the kind of local organizing work that's necessary to shift power 352588559
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026oh wow, exact same sets and everything. this feels like seeing the trailer for the live action How to Train Your Dragon and realizing it’s just shot-for-shot of the animated… and the dragon is just identical. 010
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026gawwww the author tells on themselves so much in this article. “the widespread monstering of evangelicalism just does not comport with the ordinary faithfulness we see each Sunday.” yeah we know, that’s why the biggest charge consistently levied against the group is hypocrisy 020
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026go get em, y’all 💪🏻💪🏻 the back room dealing on this has been disheartening to say the least 040
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026yeah, let’s not assume the outcome is different from the intention 000
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i must say, too, that a great many of my favorite movies feom childhood had jokes that went over my head. i didn’t notice until i was old enough to get it, and by then it was a fun add-on (not a past deficiency) 000
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026yeah dawg, exactly: when we try to do the work that belongs to God—“God’s work”—we usually make a big, violent, stupid mess of things. the failure to discern that line is at the heart of many of AmChristianity’s most egregious sins. 020
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026one can acknowledge this is a bizarre moment without condoning anything at all, actually 010
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026seriously, I keep almost forgetting HP even exists, and then a centrist dem drags him back out so they can take a “bold” stand without risking anything (besides the midterms, ofc) 000
Reposted by Matt PuckettDun Jun @clustertuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP Dolly Parton ❤️ Here's a lovely Dolly story: We worked together on "Transamerica." She told me that the bible passage that used to puzzle her the most was, "the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." She said, "How the heck do you sin against the Holy Ghost, and- 183176701
Reposted by Matt PuckettElon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“How we are is who we are” is such a lovely sentiment. 0848179
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026absolutely essential that Dems hammer this nail. maybe less so in the midterms, but ultimately we have to tell the nation, “Look, we really did try it their way! And it was an absolute disaster!” 011
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026definitely one of the more dramatic moments in the Bible is when Moses raises his staff and parts the low-income neighborhoods to build a highway through them 74049
Matt Puckett @mattpuck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026and things really worked out for CBS in the long run, huh 000
