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Matt Policastro

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Distinguished fellow of Some Such Nonsense Studies. Data science and experimentation. Keep it wavy. mattpolicastro.com

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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 05/10/2026
Avoiding Computer with the help of my vicious attack cat
Grey tabby with his front paws tucked under him in a loaf position atop a blue cushion next to an open MacBook on its lock screeen
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 29/09/2026
These are not serious people.
Screenshot of Musk’s Twitter post from Nov’22 featuring a boxed flintlock with Washington’s crossing of the Delaware on the inner lid, a 3D print of a Deus Ex revolver, and four empty cans of diet caffeine-free Coke on his bedside table. Screenshot of a 3D printable version of the Diamondback .357 model from Deus Ex
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 13/09/2026
Went to Knobcon, bought shelves at IKEA, am now in repose with a canned cocktail and a cat. Good day.
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 31/08/2026
A few of these have done wonders in my rig. Doubled up in a few connections just to play it safe, you know.
Screenshot of Google shopping results for the cheapest available ground loop noise isolator for 3.5mm connections.
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 29/08/2026
His lordship’s donut divan
A gray tabby sitting rather lumpily in a grey felted donut cat cushion
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 27/08/2026
I don’t feel great using Claude these days and god, its tone is exhausting, but then every once in a while it drops a nonsense banger.
Screenshot of a Claude response:

Fair - "your upstream was sick" reads as either
"critically degraded" or "absolutely rad" depending on which decade you parse it from. To be unambiguous: your upstream was unwell. It is now neither sick nor sick, just fine.
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 17/08/2026
Sunday garbage piiiiiizza
Japanese BBQ-ish Detroit style pizza on a cooling rack
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 15/08/2026
“Circumlocute” Cutting myself off on the Ricola w/ menthol cough drops.
A dimly-lit grey tabby cat on the back of a couch staring off into the middle distance while its owner is hacking coughs
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 28/07/2026
This, but an arm tat:
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 17/07/2026
Nooooope
City shot of the sun blotted out by wildfire smoke haze
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 16/07/2026
*staring into the sense memory of my grandparents’ swampy garage fridge* RETVRN
Can of caffeine free Diet Coke circa 2003 on a plain white background
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 02/07/2026
The Ragin’ Beige ‘Un
Red-bearded cyclist in a tan shirt holding up a tan Disc Trucker gravel bike with black and pink components against a clear blue sky, with green trees in the background.
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 15/06/2026
Finally got back on the bike to run to the grocery store after getting the all-clear from my orthopedist, the weather is finally feeling appropriate for Chicago in June, and the cat is annihilating my couch cushions. Life is pretty good
Very large gray tabby named Earl absolutely crushing a back couch cushion after slowly breaking it down over years
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 28/05/2026
But have you considered this unholy promotion running at Jewel right now
Screenshot of Jewel Osco coupon/deal marking a whole rotisserie chicken down by $5 if you buy two ten-packs of mini Pepsi cans
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 27/05/2026
I love the future because my dishwasher gets to take a tone with me when I forget to unload it after 12 hours
My dishwasher being a prick in my notifications saying: “Admittedly, emptying the dishwasher is not necessarily the top priority.”
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 22/05/2026
Losing my mind at this ad for peanuts on the train
Two figurines of women in ropes and spa attire relaxing in a large glass… peanut milkshake? Captioned  with “it’s a spa day for your gut. It’s not nuts. It’s peanuts”
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 24/03/2026
This bird is a Marathin promotional tie-in
Vandal from Marathon
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 18/03/2026
Hey, why does WGN have a pixelated 9? Like if it’s an accident I’m more just fascinated how that gets rendered
Photo of the WGN-9 election night broadcast with a weirdly pixelated station logo
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 11/03/2026
Wrote this (mattpolicastro.com/2026/03/11/c...) on my old blog framework and was carrying it over to the new WIP framework, to which Claude responded with the following. Strange times.
Screenshot of a Claude Code chat where I'd asked Claude to help import a blog post I'd written on my old framework. In response, it remarked favorably in response to a comment I'd made in the post itself about feeling compelled to be grateful/polite in my interactions with it.
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 29/01/2026
I’m usually pretty skeeved out by LinkedIn but this is a masterpiece, no notes
Screenshot of LinkedIn’s notifications tab showing a recommendation to follow Bari Weiss
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 30/12/2025
@albertburneko.bsky.social so the Dave McKenna ham story tickled something in my brain, but it wasn’t until I was with my family over the holidays that I followed up on it: I grew up in Belgium and we 100% had a ham truck that would travel into France fairly often www.thechickenman.be/en/home
Screenshot of the Chicken Man’s website showcasing ribs and ham hocksAnother screenshot of the Chicken Man’s website mentioning several preparations of potato
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 21/12/2025
I don’t think I’m particularly good but I’m having a lot of fun screwing around with some of these silly lens kits for my phone
Earl the cat, a grey shorthair, in the foreground with a multicolored Christmas tree in the background
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 28/11/2025
Thanksgiving can be cool
Selfie in a mirror while I hold Earl, my grey tabby with white socks, in the crook of my arm. I’m also wearing a dumb Hefty-branded novelty bucket hatEarl, the grey tabby, sitting at an empty table setting looking expectant A comically over-burnished roast turkey resting on a stovetop before carving which turned out deliciously
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 26/11/2025
Im having fun, actually!!!!
A makeshift tent made of painter’s plastic sheets to contain drywall dust generated from extensive sanding
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 23/09/2025
I listen to a lot of ambient and these are low-key hilarious It’s miserable to switch browser tab groups but I have four different Pandora stations at a button press, so who could say if it’s good or bad
Screenshot of iOS26 control center featuring dedicated ambient music player buttons
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 20/09/2025
I am humbled beyond belief that Mr Daniel FedEx Support is on the case (and began being on the case a short half hour ago) Truly, the promise of the internet has been fulfilled
Screenshot of a scammy “support” bot account
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 16/09/2025
Breaking: Divvy has embraced American isolationism
A screenshot of the Divvy app which, for some reason, started at maximum zoomed-out level showing a map of North/Central America and the Caribbean, but absolutely nothing else
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 21/06/2025
I made a shandy from equal parts raspberry lemonade crystal light and pils as a ride recovery treat and actually it tastes pretty good
Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech painting but it’s edited so that the guy is shirtless and fucking shredded 100% natty
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 17/06/2025
The cottonwoods. They have taken everything from me
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 14/06/2025
Chicago strong.
Huge No Kings protest crowd overflowing from Daley Plaza in Chicago into neighboring streets
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 17/05/2025
Yeah, that dust storm was not a joke to get caught on a bike in
Photo of the “sunset” horizon line from the Touhy Ave overpassShots of the dust storm amidst transmission lines, with a hint of clear sky aboveAnother shot of the dust storm amidst transmission lines, with more clear sky above
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 17/05/2025
lolololol
A massive dust storm in Chicago blocking the sunny, blue sky behind it
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 14/05/2025
Quote post with a picture of the plane you’d expect as a bribe. (To the tune of the Simpsons’ “Monorail”: EKRANOPLAN)
Soviet ekranoplan, a massive ground effect aircraft, in flight very close to the surface of a body of water
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 04/05/2025
We’ve been through too much together to let it end without a fight.
A well-worn IKEA laser/spirit level that has somehow remained in my toolkit for nearly a decade.
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 04/05/2025
I’m coming for you, pal
The corner of a cabinet interior where a cabinet hanging bracket is being faintly illuminated by a combination laser/spirit level trapped behind the cabinet
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 09/04/2025
Ok, the new photo mode they added is actually pretty great. Forgive me
Another screenshot of the ring from much closer but still below. The sun is blocked out by a support/orientation strut with a light halo of light being cast around it
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 09/04/2025
I have only a vague notion of what I’m trying to accomplish here (15 modular engines per minute) but here, have the ~500m ring I spent an unreasonable amount of time on
An aerial photo of a in-progress construction in the video game Satisfactory. It is a very large concrete ring suspended in mid-air framed by a temperate rainforest and backgrounded by a sea with several small islandsAnother view of the ring structure taken from below at water level. A suspended railway is crossing the frame from the left side of the screen
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 02/04/2025
You can’t make this shit up—he’s the corrupt evil technocrat who ran a Neo Business Plot from Splinter Cell: Conviction
Concept of Tom Reed, the primary antagonist of Splinter Cell: Conviction, looking extremely similar to Musk’s outfit in the post above
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 01/04/2025
While we’re at it can I get emotional damages for this weirdo being shoved onto my home screen in the last update
Screenshot of an app icon for some indeterminate animal thing representing one Apple’s new generative AI image apps
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 25/03/2025
(That being said this passage from @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social in Garbage Day is completely fair and had me thinking a lot today)
And I've been surprised that this hasn't come up more amid our current national conversation about men. Because this is the heart of it. There are a lot of very large, very dumb men who want you to sleep three hours a night and invest in vending machines and do turmeric cleanses and they all
know that every man in the country is one personal crisis away from being being algorithmically inundated by their videos. And as long as that's the case, there's really nothing we can do to fix things.
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 20/03/2025
Shopped version of the same screenshot saying the temperature “Feels Like: Realbad”
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 11/03/2025
Watching the Tesla share price steadily deflate really has been a balm for my spirits
Screenshot of a stock ticker for Tesla’s stock TSLA having fallen by 15.43% today alone, with another 3.22% drop in after hours training, meaning it is now worth less than it was six months ago
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 23/02/2025
Remember when this was at least kind of amusing rather than entirely bleak
Holographic sticker of an astronaut with the text “SPACE FORCE 2020” on a paper towel dispenser in a bar bathroom
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 03/02/2025
I normally don’t go for this kind of thing, but this is fascinating
Screenshot of my results from a test determining where I cut off blue vs green
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 01/02/2025
Simply cannot wrap my brain around the current moment, so here’s the prototype pantry pullout I threw together this evening
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 29/01/2025
Still image of G.I. Robot from the animated adaptation of Creature Commandos, narrowing his eyes in response to seeing a Nazi
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 07/01/2025
Infamous political ad for David Perdue which was overlaid with the text “totally exonerated, no wrongdoing”
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 06/01/2025
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo with “bonkers court sketch Giuliani” text substituted
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 30/12/2024
Good timeline synchronicity
Screenshot of star shine’s original post about space cannons and orbital salvage followed by an unrelated instance of the smiling beard guy gif
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Matt Policastro @mattpolicastro.com · 29/12/2024
While I agree with the ultimate conclusion (Dems are associated with a status quo that people aren’t vibing with) this framing drives me up the wall. Why do we treat this as an inevitable, world-historical force? It’s defeatist and self-fulfilling.
Ian Ward: Agreed, Shia. We’re living in a moment of global rightward political retrenchment. I think it’s safe to assume that our cultural products will reflect that.

I would add that, fairly or not, Trump and MAGA have taken on a certain countercultural appeal — and that tends to jive with artistic subcultures that position themselves against the cultural mainstream. It’s not cool or subversive right now to be a Democratic partisan, who are seen as defenders of the status quo. There’s a certain subversiveness to being MAGA, and I think we’ll see that echo throughout the cultural sphere — though I’m not entirely sure what it will look like.
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