Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Very excited for a Christmas where my diet is absolutely vile, and, right on time, I've just broken my tooth. 010
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I am on day 4 of the evil fight and wonder if I'll ever recover. 010
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I can't quite put my finger on when it became a level of irritating that rendered it one to miss, but I suspect it coincided with the arrival of Shirley. 110
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 26/10/2025If it has certain demographics frothing at the mouth over the portrayal of men, you know #RiotWomen is exactly the drama we needed in 2025. Also, it’s bloody wonderful. 080
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 26/10/2025😂😂 What is anxiety for if not to share?media.tenor.coman elderly woman is sitting in a chair holding a cup of coffee in front of a sign that says " trendizisst "ALT: an elderly woman is sitting in a chair holding a cup of coffee in front of a sign that says " trendizisst " 010
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I struggle more with the notion that the 80s is as far away from today as it was from World War 2... 100
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I still believe!media.tenor.coma man is playing a saxophone in front of a fire while a woman plays drums in the background .ALT: a man is playing a saxophone in front of a fire while a woman plays drums in the background . 120
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 26/10/2025They're only noodles, Michael.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is eating a piece of food with a knife in his mouth .ALT: a man with a beard is eating a piece of food with a knife in his mouth . 110
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Nearly 4 decades on, I'm still crystal clear on the pronunciation 😂😂 110
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Champagne on ice and handing round the cigars. Half an hour to go. #Brookside 030
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Just like that without the speed, and therefore less reason for it. 010
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Just realised that Stacey's final line was the same as her original exit in 2010 #EastEnders #nerd 011
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I think Grindr wants to kill me and is sending out its worst men to do its bidding. 020
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 29/09/2025I mean. Annie Walker was just the best creation in soap history wasn't she? #Corrie #BeaumontsofClitheroe 040
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Absolute triumph! I bloody loved my little trip to Nottingham to see this, and Maxine Peake was absolutely 👌 010
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 23/09/2025What I'm wearing to the rapture:media.tenor.coma woman standing in a living room with the words " the patchwork clutch or the personalised tote "ALT: a woman standing in a living room with the words " the patchwork clutch or the personalised tote " 020
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 21/09/202514 days into my return to dating apps and the cycle of flirting, ghosting, harassing and unsolicited bumhole photos will soon send me loco. 020
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 20/09/2025I mean, it looks like it accidentally landed on her head on a windy day. 110
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 20/09/2025RIP my Twitter relationship with Anna the Nana 💔 . Delighted to be called a kid at 46 though! 🏳️🌈 000
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 20/09/2025It's a statement piece, but not quite up there with the cowardly lion wig of yore. I do adore this woman. 110
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 18/09/2025That's the big old world of business. Can't stand the heat, get outta the kitchen. 010
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I don't think any business deal has ever taken as long as the Udagawa deal. Made Brexit look like a game of monopoly. 120
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 15/09/2025media.tenor.coma woman wearing a hat with flowers on itALT: a woman wearing a hat with flowers on it 010
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 14/09/2025media.tenor.coma person is pressing a door stop on a door with the words `` hard mode only '' .ALT: a person is pressing a door stop on a door with the words `` hard mode only '' . 140
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 14/09/2025The bit with Jackie Baldwin and her beautiful boyfriend is cruelly short. 120
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Five favourite episodes of "The Golden Girls": * A Little Romance * In a Bed of Rose's * Mrs George Deveraux * Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Before they Die * Journey to the Center of Attention 010
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 09/09/20253 years since I had to ring my nephew from my holiday in Spain to counsel him following the death of the Queen. He was over it in about 2 minutes. 020
Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Being a boy who came of age in the Britpop era, long sideys still bring me to my knees, literally. 010
