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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Very excited for a Christmas where my diet is absolutely vile, and, right on time, I've just broken my tooth.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

My YouTube review of the year has me banged to rights.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Cheers Spotify. See you in 2026. 🖕🏼

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Sexed up reboot of Ghostwatch on the way.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

When you specifically say, no picture = no chat.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

If it has certain demographics frothing at the mouth over the portrayal of men, you know #RiotWomen is exactly the drama we needed in 2025. Also, it’s bloody wonderful.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Need to know if this is Max Farnham's 7th child

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Champagne on ice and handing round the cigars. Half an hour to go. #Brookside

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Just went arse over tit on my way to the station

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Post you from a different era

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Just realised that Stacey's final line was the same as her original exit in 2010 #EastEnders #nerd

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I think Grindr wants to kill me and is sending out its worst men to do its bidding.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I mean. Annie Walker was just the best creation in soap history wasn't she? #Corrie #BeaumontsofClitheroe

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Absolute triumph! I bloody loved my little trip to Nottingham to see this, and Maxine Peake was absolutely 👌

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Loving Beattie Pearson being 49 years old here. #Corrie

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

#EastEnders launches new psychosis storyline

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

14 days into my return to dating apps and the cycle of flirting, ghosting, harassing and unsolicited bumhole photos will soon send me loco.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

RIP my Twitter relationship with Anna the Nana 💔 . Delighted to be called a kid at 46 though! 🏳️‍🌈

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Can't stop looking at the hair

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I chose my childhood heroes well ❤️

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Five favourite episodes of "The Golden Girls": * A Little Romance * In a Bed of Rose's * Mrs George Deveraux * Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Before they Die * Journey to the Center of Attention

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

3 years since I had to ring my nephew from my holiday in Spain to counsel him following the death of the Queen. He was over it in about 2 minutes.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Peep Show rewatch, and it's still bloody stunning.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

11 years since I thought the sound of water trickling in the cupboard was totally normal, and 24 hours later I'd closed down the Starbucks downstairs.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Show me your getaway vehicle.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

'Most of it', Emily? Mrs Bishop weighs in on age verification #Corrie

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

My work ethic, courtesy of Annie Walker. #Corrie

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

LinkedIn twats who use a well-publicised tragedy for clicks. They've only just finished frothing at the mouth over photos of people just before the Air India crash. Boils my absolute piss.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I've heard it said that you could take a still from any Doctor Who story and caption it, "Happy Pride Month". ...Happy Pride Month!

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Gay Pride month Post your favorite gay couple.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Note to #EastEnders. Absolutely no self-respecting gay venue would ever promote themselves using Tubthumping as a soundtrack.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

All this talk about regeneration and nobody is talking about all the possibilties presented by Mel's crash helmet that gives you a perm #DoctorWho

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Pride of Britain award for Carla Sunday when? #DoctorWho

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

6 weeks after moving into my flat, I'm finally getting blinds fitted tomorrow. So ends being boiled alive during the day and involuntarily exposing myself to the neighbours at night.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

My main hope for Saturday's #DoctorWho is that Mel gets to dress up as the Rani.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

2 year old me tripped over a toy cash register whilst focusing on Charles and Di's wedding on the telly. Started a lifelong trend of failing at multitasking. Left me with a scar across my eyebrow, and when I was in high school I was accused of shaving it on to look like Shane from Boyzone.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Genuinely thought this was about poppers

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

There's been a family row in #EastEnders. We all knew it was coming.

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

I think the core reason for there being a series of wronguns at UNIT is Kate's flagrant disregard for HR policies and procedures, and instead hiring on the basis of liking the cut of somebody's jib #DoctorWho

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Anna's been getting life coaching from Jack Branning. #Eastenders

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Paul, you know how you welcomed Nell into your home? Right, and you know how you let her exhibit her art in your hotel? Okay, well, remember when your sister fell to her death...? *Takes deep breath #Neighbours

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Quick, Harold! Come and see Nell's sympathetic tribute to the plane crash that killed your family! #Neighbours

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Enhance a TV title by changing a word to "fuck". Fuck Your Enthusiasm

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