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@matton79.bsky.social
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Sod it, Angela. Let's just wet ourselves 🏳️‍🌈

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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Very excited for a Christmas where my diet is absolutely vile, and, right on time, I've just broken my tooth.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I am on day 4 of the evil fight and wonder if I'll ever recover.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
My YouTube review of the year has me banged to rights.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Cheers Spotify. See you in 2026. 🖕🏼
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Sexed up reboot of Ghostwatch on the way.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
When you specifically say, no picture = no chat.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Elizabeth, really!
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
It's a tearjerker and a half
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
If it has certain demographics frothing at the mouth over the portrayal of men, you know #RiotWomen is exactly the drama we needed in 2025. Also, it’s bloody wonderful.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Need to know if this is Max Farnham's 7th child
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Champagne on ice and handing round the cigars. Half an hour to go. #Brookside
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Just went arse over tit on my way to the station
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Post you from a different era
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Just realised that Stacey's final line was the same as her original exit in 2010 #EastEnders #nerd
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I think Grindr wants to kill me and is sending out its worst men to do its bidding.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I mean. Annie Walker was just the best creation in soap history wasn't she? #Corrie #BeaumontsofClitheroe
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
#newprofilepic
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Absolute triumph! I bloody loved my little trip to Nottingham to see this, and Maxine Peake was absolutely 👌
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Loving Beattie Pearson being 49 years old here. #Corrie
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
#EastEnders launches new psychosis storyline
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
14 days into my return to dating apps and the cycle of flirting, ghosting, harassing and unsolicited bumhole photos will soon send me loco.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
RIP my Twitter relationship with Anna the Nana 💔 . Delighted to be called a kid at 46 though! 🏳️‍🌈
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
It's a statement piece, but not quite up there with the cowardly lion wig of yore. I do adore this woman.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Can't stop looking at the hair
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Five favourite episodes of "The Golden Girls": * A Little Romance * In a Bed of Rose's * Mrs George Deveraux * Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Before they Die * Journey to the Center of Attention
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
3 years since I had to ring my nephew from my holiday in Spain to counsel him following the death of the Queen. He was over it in about 2 minutes.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Peep Show rewatch, and it's still bloody stunning.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
11 years since I thought the sound of water trickling in the cupboard was totally normal, and 24 hours later I'd closed down the Starbucks downstairs.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Show me your getaway vehicle.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
'Most of it', Emily? Mrs Bishop weighs in on age verification #Corrie
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
My work ethic, courtesy of Annie Walker. #Corrie
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Completely misread the #AmyBradleyIsMissing hashtag
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
LinkedIn twats who use a well-publicised tragedy for clicks. They've only just finished frothing at the mouth over photos of people just before the Air India crash. Boils my absolute piss.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
BREAKING NEWS
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I've heard it said that you could take a still from any Doctor Who story and caption it, "Happy Pride Month". ...Happy Pride Month!
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Gay Pride month Post your favorite gay couple.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Hard agree #EastEnders
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Note to #EastEnders. Absolutely no self-respecting gay venue would ever promote themselves using Tubthumping as a soundtrack.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Pride of Britain award for Carla Sunday when? #DoctorWho
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Genuinely thought this was about poppers
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Jokes! #Eastenders
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
There's been a family row in #EastEnders. We all knew it was coming.
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I think the core reason for there being a series of wronguns at UNIT is Kate's flagrant disregard for HR policies and procedures, and instead hiring on the basis of liking the cut of somebody's jib #DoctorWho
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Anna's been getting life coaching from Jack Branning. #Eastenders
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Paul, you know how you welcomed Nell into your home? Right, and you know how you let her exhibit her art in your hotel? Okay, well, remember when your sister fell to her death...? *Takes deep breath #Neighbours
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Quick, Harold! Come and see Nell's sympathetic tribute to the plane crash that killed your family! #Neighbours
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Matt @matton79.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Completed a full rewatch. Despite adult me realising Brenda is a monster, I bloody loved it.
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