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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 49m

🎶 Wasn't it good? (Oh, so good) Wasn't he fine? (Oh, so fine) Isn't it madness, he can't be mine?”

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“The Sexbomb has been destroyed in a controlled explosion and all roads in the area will reopen shortly” #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hard to get work when you get kicked out of the Blue Man Group #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If I had a pound for every inspirational motivational montages I’ve had to design for corporate conferences with Heather Smalls “Proud” as the sountrack I’d have 4 pounds. #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It turned out to not be a sexbomb, just someone stealing farm diesel #totp #topical

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The thong song really gets between your crack doesn’t it. #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I heard a rumour that this Bloodhoung Song is actually about having it off. #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

2000s dance music just makes me think “Finish this pint then see if anyone wants to find a late night curry house” #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“As in I think Max has got worms again. He keeps scooching on the living room carpet”. #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Isn’t Scooch what your dog does when it’s got an itchy anus? #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is the sort of song that makes call centre supervisors on a night out hold a bottle of Madri above their head and say the word “choon”. #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I say it every week but did all the songs in 2000 have to be about bonking (and/or arses), skateboards or smoking billy biftas #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If she was having “dumps like a truck” she should be reconsider her choice of underwear. #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just that down in time to thee Thithqo thinging his thong about thongs, The Thong Thong #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“It is 2033, and now aged 77, Colin is the oldest member of the Resistance in the war against the machines” -77up #70up

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What’s your favourite Sheena Easton / Bond Theme. Mine is this: #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Craig David proving my point here #totp and with his next single “Skating up your halfpipe”

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Lonestar fella looks like a Great Yarmouth waxwork of David Hasselhoff #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hanson weren’t the same after Alan left #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You won’t believe what Hanson look like now #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

All the songs at the turn of the millennium were about bonking or skateboards #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Be funny if none of the Bloodhound Gang had actually ever had it off #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you listen carefully to this Bloodhound Gang sang you can hear that it’s very subtly about bonking #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Lee looking like he doesn’t want to go to Steps anymore but his parents have paid the direct debit for the whole term #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Be quite nice if one week (not necessarily this week), Kevin ended the show not with a wise little monologue about ambition and realising dreams, but instead just turned to camera and muttered “What a bunch of f*ckwits” and just walked off. #granddesigns.

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When you’re building an energy saving eco home don’t forget to install an antigravity clothes pipe. #granddesigns

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This person has never been to a life drawing class

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“It is 2033, and now aged 77, Colin is the oldest member of the Resistance in the war against the machines” -77up #70up

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Pedro Pascal to play Peter Bowles in The Manor Born & Grogu

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“I’m warning you, with peace and love NO 3-INGREDIENT SANDWICHES after the 1990s. Anything else is gonna get tossed”

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Fouracres is up there with the best of them isnt he? He’s Reeves/Mortimer/Whitehouse/Coogan tier for me. National treasure in the making. #snluk

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If A.I. is going to wipe out humanity, can we at least give it a cool name like SkyNet or something. Really don’t want us all to be killed by Claude. Sounds like an old bloke from Allo Allo.

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Bullseye last night: “And what do you do up there in Scotland, have you got an interesting job?” “Slaughterman, Jim”

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

“The Mandalorian and Grogu” (2026)

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’m not sure Santana actually exist. A kid at school told me it’s all made up by our parents, and it’s actually them pretending to by Santana. #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Lisa Left Eye Lopez surprise entrance reminded me of when a bloke did Chris De Burgh on Stars In Their Eyes and Chris De Burgh came out and everyone was like “oh look it’s Chris De Burgh” especially the bloke who was being Chris De Burgh #totp

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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026