Reposted by Matt OakleyMatt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The new hosts looking good tonight #strictly #strictlycomedancing 062
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The new hosts looking good tonight #strictly #strictlycomedancing 062
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The S-Club7 compilation album was called The S-Hits until someone realised and changed it to The Best of S-Club 7 #totp 010
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Billy Piper is really good in Penny Dreadful. She plays a frankingstein. Well the wife of a frankingstein. #totp 010
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Craig David could do a political campaign about the scourge of potholes on the roads of the UK, using his song Fill Me In. Probably solve the problem within a year. But will he? Will he buffalo. Too busy makin love and/or chillin. #totp 010
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Southside Spinners look like they should be performing at some sort of event put on by the council #totp 000
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bram Stoker’s Dracklier is on BBC1 now. Gary OldMan plays a dracklier in it, and Cannibal Lecter plays Armand Van Helden. You’d like it if you liked Mary Shelly’s Frankingstein, the one where Robert De Niro plays a frankingstein. 010
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026No one talks much about when they brought back James Bond and quite a big portion of the film was him getting whacked in the bollocks. 010
Reposted by Matt OakleyMatt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🎶 Wasn't it good? (Oh, so good) Wasn't he fine? (Oh, so fine) Isn't it madness, he can't be mine?” 061
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🎶 Wasn't it good? (Oh, so good) Wasn't he fine? (Oh, so fine) Isn't it madness, he can't be mine?” 061
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“The Sexbomb has been destroyed in a controlled explosion and all roads in the area will reopen shortly” #totp 010
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hard to get work when you get kicked out of the Blue Man Group #totp 000
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If I had a pound for every inspirational motivational montages I’ve had to design for corporate conferences with Heather Smalls “Proud” as the sountrack I’d have 4 pounds. #totp 000
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It turned out to not be a sexbomb, just someone stealing farm diesel #totp #topical 010
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The thong song really gets between your crack doesn’t it. #totp 010
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I heard a rumour that this Bloodhoung Song is actually about having it off. #totp 000
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 25/09/20262000s dance music just makes me think “Finish this pint then see if anyone wants to find a late night curry house” #totp 000
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“As in I think Max has got worms again. He keeps scooching on the living room carpet”. #totp 000
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Isn’t Scooch what your dog does when it’s got an itchy anus? #totp 030
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is the sort of song that makes call centre supervisors on a night out hold a bottle of Madri above their head and say the word “choon”. #totp 020
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I say it every week but did all the songs in 2000 have to be about bonking (and/or arses), skateboards or smoking billy biftas #totp 010
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If she was having “dumps like a truck” she should be reconsider her choice of underwear. #totp 000
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just that down in time to thee Thithqo thinging his thong about thongs, The Thong Thong #totp 011
Reposted by Matt OakleyMatt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“It is 2033, and now aged 77, Colin is the oldest member of the Resistance in the war against the machines” -77up #70up 021
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What’s your favourite Sheena Easton / Bond Theme. Mine is this: #totp 042
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Craig David proving my point here #totp and with his next single “Skating up your halfpipe” 020
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Lonestar fella looks like a Great Yarmouth waxwork of David Hasselhoff #totp 010
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hanson weren’t the same after Alan left #totp 060
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You won’t believe what Hanson look like now #totp 061
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026All the songs at the turn of the millennium were about bonking or skateboards #totp 000
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Be funny if none of the Bloodhound Gang had actually ever had it off #totp 020
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you listen carefully to this Bloodhound Gang sang you can hear that it’s very subtly about bonking #totp 030
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Lee looking like he doesn’t want to go to Steps anymore but his parents have paid the direct debit for the whole term #totp 031
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Everyone lost their minds that year so cant begin to imagine how crazy Grand Designs got. We live up the road from the disastrous Croyde one where the guy lost everything, including his family. 010
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026No, not seen that. Ive missed loads. Sounds amazing will try and find it. 110
Reposted by Matt OakleyMatt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Be quite nice if one week (not necessarily this week), Kevin ended the show not with a wise little monologue about ambition and realising dreams, but instead just turned to camera and muttered “What a bunch of f*ckwits” and just walked off. #granddesigns. 351
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When you’re building an energy saving eco home don’t forget to install an antigravity clothes pipe. #granddesigns 010
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Be quite nice if one week (not necessarily this week), Kevin ended the show not with a wise little monologue about ambition and realising dreams, but instead just turned to camera and muttered “What a bunch of f*ckwits” and just walked off. #granddesigns. 351
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This person has never been to a life drawing class 000
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This person has not been to a life drawing class 060
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“It is 2033, and now aged 77, Colin is the oldest member of the Resistance in the war against the machines” -77up #70up 021
Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Pedro Pascal to play Peter Bowles in The Manor Born & Grogu 000
