Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 2h"I wish to call Mr Boris johnson as part of my defence" plea is unlikley to work very well 050
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 3hI suspect Stephen's "Team" who he speaks to are the nighbours cat and a pigeon he sees out of the kitchen window 000
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 20hLiverpools right back in the last 10 minutesstatic.klipy.comJohn Travolta as Maes B Lost In A FieldALT: John Travolta as Maes B Lost In A Field 000
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Joining in with the #my9albums sharing - have probably missed at least a couple 010
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Tottenham might feel a bit cheesed off at the end of this match 000
Reposted by Mat MeadPrivate Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Archer’s resignation from the London mayoral race after it was revealed he lied in court was the thing that got Paul Foot up from his sickbed and contributing again, having first started chronicling Archer’s lies and misdemeanours in 1969. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 992, December 1999. 311480461
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Who on earth has £200,000 savings but still paying a mortgage? 350
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Local consultations about how to improve the area almost always come back with slowing traffic as an aspiration, so its hardly a vote winner at a local level. Vote for me for faster HGV's through your village 020
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Why use bricks and cement for houses when jelly and sticks is cheaper 090
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m growing to get a real complex about seeing two green squares! 030
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If anyone has a band playing Glastonbury next year and you need someone to play the triangle please give me a call #ticketfail 011
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not been successful for tickets since 2022 - does make for a long winter without the promise of a summer Glastonbury 030
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So that’s why my ticket quest only reached two bars - she was off getting awards rather than cranking up the ticketing website 😊 110
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Live footage emerges of Manchester City submitting their appeal to the FAstatic.klipy.comRich Dude with Briefcase Full of Cash MoneyALT: Rich Dude with Briefcase Full of Cash Money 010
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Has anyone seen more than 2 bars on the Glastonbury ticket sale today? Think I preferred the hammering the refresh button technique of old 011
Reposted by Mat MeadJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones. 641239371
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tom Cruise filming a new Mission Impossible: Petrol theft? 030
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Genuinely think Reform are having a “who can say the most moronic thing on X” competition at the moment 040
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026To be fair with the price of petrol which of us hasn't thought of getting a white van and a bath and trying to get free fuel from the local RAF base. What could go wrong with that 0110
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So the air base incident is just some lads looking for cheap fuel then? Stand down the army 000
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nigel Farage right nowstatic.klipy.comMichael Scott's Iconic 'No' MomentALT: Michael Scott's Iconic 'No' Moment 0100
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Doesn’t really match Trumps statement that the USA had been tracking the suspects for some time. But Trump is totally unreliable too 010
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Great morning out marshalling at the Shrewsbury half marathon - well done to all the runners 010
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Love the Play School nostalgia with the show coming back. Jonny Ball, Derek Griffiths and Floella Benjamin essential part of my childhood 000
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Right so now I understand why Noel Gallagher needs all that cash 000
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Does Tice try and use X to show the world how completely stupid he is? 1110
Reposted by Mat MeadGaz @gazchap.com · 20/09/2026I really want to get my hands on an old (1992-ish) Shrewsbury Town shirt, the one with WSJ as the sponsor. It’s the one I always associate with them from when I was a kid, but finding one in my size is apparently impossible. 022
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hopefully everyone spends all their cash getting Oasis tickets and can’t afford to try for Glasto, leaving me clear to get a ticket! 020
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Top tip. Avoid paying to see Oasis at Knepworth by sticking a record player at the end of your garden and play any Beatles b side instead 000
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Doing the exact opposite of what Trump says is going to be the best for the UK 0100
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I for one welcome Shrewsbury Towns new US overlords. USA USA USAstatic.klipy.comUsa AmericaALT: Usa America 000
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You do wonder how Banks gets through each day with his level of paranoia about millions of people. Must be so tiring living like that 030
Reposted by Mat MeadElle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign 24550421565
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Been swimming for the first time in 30 years and didn’t drown. Which is good 000
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026When the hotel bar staff ask if you want the bill adding to the room tab you know it’s a good hotel 000
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dramatic lightening over Shrewsbury tonight. Addition of a bat flying past the window did add to the Hammer Horror vibe 040
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Aston Villa making being a Shrewsbury fan seem like a walk in the park. What a down turn from their Euro Cup win just a few months ago 020
Mat Mead @mattmw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Black Lace noticably absent from the list of names again 030