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Matt Kristek

@mattkristek.bsky.social

85 followers 119 following 45 posts

Rad dad. Formerly hmx; interesting. Opinions expressed are exclusively my own, and also Jiffy Lube’s.

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Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I always wanted to work on a Christmas Special. Got it in just under the wire. Bah humbug to you and yours 🎄

Will It Run?? FREE Snowblower - Special XMAS Edition !!

YouTube video by Team HESH

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Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I’m not really a car guy, so it was my job to make this entertaining for other not really car guys. I did a B+ job! Watch and have a laff maybe! youtu.be/ktU2nIlM2iE?...

Making this '89 Caravan My Daily Driver: Machining, Disassembly & Pickin' Parts

YouTube video by Team HESH

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Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Oh hey @onefallma.bsky.social our video won a bronze at the Zepstone Intl. Film & Music Fest! We’re #3! They forgot to put their name on this so you’ll have to trust me that I totally didn’t just photoshop this

Certificate of Bronze award for Lights Out music video from the Zepstone Film Festival

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

About to enjoy some Massachusetts-style buffalo wings

My sons lunch consisting of dino-nuggets, ketchup, and celery

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Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Announcing a new collab soon but first.. Grand debut of the new production logo bumper for Video Paradise (and snazzy new URL videoparadise.biz) Set your Netscapes and stay tuned!

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Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

omg just stumbled on the PERFECT name for my next born 🥰

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Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Daunchey Dell

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Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Oh no, my son is saving his last morsel of donut for after dinner, but I want it nowww

Homers forbidden donut piece

Homer earring the forbidden donut anyway

My forbidden donut

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Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Glad to see the good folks over at IMDb know not to leave any holes in my oeuvre. I had a lot to say about my mistreatment on the set of Transformers: Fall of Cybertron (2011).

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Wow! @onefallma.bsky.social dropped a rad new EP today, along with a rad new video. Says here it was directed by… ME, Matt Kristek. Huh! youtu.be/wwNKtdhN-B4?...

ONE FALL - Lights Out (Love and Class Warfare) - Official Music Video

YouTube video by ONE FALL

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Matt McNeil Show @mattmcneilshow.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

JD Vance with everyone who likes him.

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

What if we talked all night on the PepsiPhone™

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Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Somehow, the Switch 2 eShop has already been inundated with shovelware

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Here’s to the last Christmas before the next four 🥂

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Was just flipping channels, and came across A River Runs Through It right at the part where they find the river that runs through it

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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I have also decided to pardon Hunter Biden

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Oh no, I am playing this

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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

They should invent a holiday season that’s relaxing

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I’m glad it’s back, but I don’t think it needed some of this stuff?

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

tbh I only just kinda like computers but that bumper sticker was sold out

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Don’t talk to me til I’ve had my morning Brawndo

A can of Brawndo, the thirst mutilator

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Now playing: Wild Bastards. S’pretty good!

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Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

My car looks a lot like Tim and Sam’s car from Detroiters. Gonna celebrate with a big ol’ hot dog bowl.

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Whoever decided on calling them ‘meatballs’ was really phoning it in that day

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

From the archives: Tony The Tiger In A Bad Mood

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Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Went full Scorched Earth on my old twitter, feels damn good. First I archived it and tucked it away where it can’t hurt anyone

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Bloosk Eye

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Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

The #Atari50 Collection is so cool. Worth it just for the key art scans alone, there’s such rad stuff here

Hand illustrated art featuring a horse racing and a closeup of a jockey

Illustration of a dude thinking with a Rubik’s cube literally on the brain

Illustration inside a submarine with various crew members

Illustration with trippy scifi elements like a robot

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Do you guys think they have ELO’s “Mr. Blue Sky” playing on a nonstop loop at BlueSky HQ, cuz I do

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Is this anything

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I was gonna try importing all my old tweets over here but naaaahhh, fresh start.

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

As somebody who loves both Lego and maritime disasters, this is right up my alley.

The Endurance 10335 | LEGO® Icons | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop US

Collectible model building project for fans of famous ships

Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

for when you need to hunt Weezer

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Matt Kristek @mattkristek.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Place your bets on how long it takes for this place to also turn into a cesspool.

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