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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 6h
Scott Hanson gotta stop showing me this stupid Commanders fail ending.
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 6h
Steelers win pack
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 7h
per @pro-football-reference.com, that's the first time a team has run the ball in field goal range in the final 20 seconds of overtime in a tie (i.e. every other running attempt ended up successfully setting up a game-winning field goal) no team has ever been that dumb
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Play Finder | Stathead
Play Finder
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 7h
I don't know if this is a joke or real. It's so plausible!!!
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 7h
Please come back, post tropical cyclone fall weather.
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 7h
It's my Roman Empire. I'll never forget it. And I'm not even a Washington fan!
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 7h
"The Minecraft zombies have more sense than that! "
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 7h
Phil is enraged at how dumb that football was in Washington
A small black dog is so disgusted by dumb football decisions that he refuses to watch the replay on the TV
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 7h
Gambling investigation immediately in Washington
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 7h
What the hell was that
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 7h
Skatteboob
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 8h
Street ball move.
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 8h
Savvy veteran move to miss a wide open guy there
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 9h
Guy in hot dog suit dot jpeg situation
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10h
Didn't his hand look weird?
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10h
I thought the same thing
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10h
Quiet extraordinary catch by DK.
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10h
Critical thinking is an unfortunately rare skill.
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10h
I would like to see them with the regular helmet
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10h
Minkah hit him
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 13h
In a boatload of dumb people in the administration, this guy is the dumbest. I bet he reads at a fifth grade level.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14h
CyberTruck owners:
NFL graphic that says

SHORT
3 INCHES
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Until they have some throwback jersey in twenty years maybe
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh because they struck out 21 times!
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every time I look up, one of the White Sox players is striking out.
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank God. Elvis has just left the building.
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😬
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why did they give you the run around?
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh no what did they do
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Ben DuBose @bendubose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At this moment in history, Texas A&M was a Top 10 team with a 13-2 record in its previous 15 games. From this point forward, they are 1-3, and the three losses are by an average of 20 points per game
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He got sacked on that first drive like he forgot where he was and was waiting for a train. I cannot believe they won.
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bob, I'm not having a good time!
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
More specifically, there are so many Texas local markets that you buy the national space instead of twenty different local windows.
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is cheaper for them to put them on national TV than buy space in local Texas markets right now. Seriously.
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A cousin of "max brightness on a nighttime flight" passenger
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm mad online about this shit! This guy stinks!!
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Andy Samberg as Doug Emhoff on SNL
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Basically, no. bsky.app/profile/bobg...
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You gotta learn magic
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't understand why everyone goes so slow. Not everybody is TJ Oshie. Go with some speed. Mix it up.
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At least Murashov is a dude.
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When is the last time Sid was dressed and didn't shoot in the shootout? Has it ever happened?
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bryan Rust is a real life NHL Glitch Move
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Excuse me, @pittsburghpenguins.bsky.social
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The Real Bros Of Simi Valley: Not Having A Good Time
ALT: The Real Bros Of Simi Valley: Not Having A Good Time
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yo, why are the Penguins total butt?
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You always have good stuff.
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dude is scrambling
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Before I was old enough to watch SNL, I still knew about the Ditka sketches. It might be some of the earliest stuff I was aware of that got me interested in the show. Also, the Ditka restaurant in Robinson was pretty good as far as celeb restaurants go.
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Chris Farley as Da Bears Fan
ALT: Chris Farley as Da Bears Fan
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mattkoz @mattkoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Twenty five years ago. Yes all those famous mafia movies from 2001.
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Conor Sen @conorsen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Chris Farley as Da Bears Fan
ALT: Chris Farley as Da Bears Fan
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