iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

a machine that nukes intellectual property and irradiates the earth where it once grew

matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

i really can't say "fuck off" hard enough to this thing in gmail where I accidentally hit tab and then it ruins my goddamn email with AI. "tab to improve" tab to suck my dick

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Yo, wrote some sketches for ASSSSKETCH! at UCB LA this SATURDAY July 25th! Come out, the show is looking great.

Poster for Assssketch, a sketch show at UCB Los Angeles on July 25th at 7pm. Go to ucbcomedy.com for tickets or the livestream

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

my creativity is locked and i fear only an update of my computer's operating system has the key

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Taylor Moore @taylordotbiz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

No platform should allow comments of any kind. Commenting should be illegal. Death penalty.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

why doesnt my pillow guy give his pillow to trump sleeping

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/05/2026

Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy theonion.com/pope-releases-encyclic…

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

no way around it, this episode of television is a masterpiece

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

your attention dollars at work.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2026

Live Nation CEO Sentenced To 10 Years In Online Queue

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

lol metaverse. sora. please god just give the hundred billion dollars to actual creative people to make cool things rather than blowing it all erecting shitty soul prisons where you try to trick people into grinding away at garbage for you for free.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

society reorients it's values around it's cultural mediums, this is what our society has become reorienting around twitter. the video game aspect is ancillary. cruelty, detachment and lack of humanity are the hallmark values of X and is what we see displayed here by our government.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Mar-a-Lago CENTCOM: Take the shot *Sniper with thumb hovering over “Yes” on Polymarket “Khamenei out as Supreme Leader of Iran by February 28?” bet*: yeah one sec

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Napa Boys rocks. I hope you are blessed to see it with an audience. I dont know if anyone can quite do what Nick Corirossi does and Napa Boys is all the way. A miracle.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

lol. Panera Bread reaps what they sow.

Howard, the hero of the Adult Swim Infomercial "For-Profit Online University"

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Kinda expected this one to come true earlier, YourFridge now available. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

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YOURFRIDGE w/ Debra DiGiovanni

Podcast Episode · Smartr · 05/03/2023 · 25m

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

may this horny, codependent woman lead us to salvation

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Gen AI is a machine that destroys intellectual property. Literally the promise is that, as soon as a thing is made, the robot can eat it and do it forever for free. Software, art, whatever. The only hedge is that it's not that good at it yet. Just unreal that "IP: The Company" doesn't see this.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

I’m sure that to do the OpenAI deal, Disney was inspired by all the hugely popular AI-made videos of their IP that don’t involve Mickey shooting a cop. Oh, those don’t exist? Not even one?

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

A very overlooked aspect of the social media flatening of the internet that’s getting worse in the AI internet. It used to be much easier to spot crazy people online. All these tools seem purpose built to allow the delusional and dangerous to get credibility and followers instead of help.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

kind of amazing that the major advancement of Big Tech this decade has been from inventing a technology that makes people WANT to kill themselves to creating one that TELLS them to do it.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Coming out of SKETCH RETIREMENT to write for this show at UCB LA tomorrow at 7pm! Come on out!! ucbcomedy.com/show/asssske...

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Finally getting paid to hate this company

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

if you see this right now or in the next two hours you can TUNE THE FUCK IN! I’m doing the EVERYTHING NOW SHOW ON TWITCH! www.twitch.tv/everythingno...

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EverythingNowShow - Twitch

INTERACTIVE COMEDY SHOW - Lifting Spirits || !whatshappening !about

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

i'll never forgive them for making Lars Ulrich the most correct person who ever lived

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2025

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. 'Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile' is in select theaters October 2. To find a theater near you, visit: theonion.com/badpedophile

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

The Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile title screen

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

You can argue with Ethan's larger take in this (lord knows I am) but this is very interesting from his source. It indicates this wasn't just Nexstar sucking up to Carr but Carr sucking up to Trump to win for his bros over the Newsmax guy. It's all just fucking royal intrigue bullshit now.

A quoted source in the article: Brendan Carr is trying to lift what's called the national media cap so that stations like Nexstar and Sinclair and Gray TV can buy up more TV stations to basically to grow and better compete with big tech entities in the streaming services. Broadcasters have a long time been allies of Republicans, however, ironically, the biggest opponent of this effort is OAN and Chris Ruddy of Newsmax, because they are cable networks and they do not want conservative media outlets to grow and compete with them. They would rather just compete with Fox News and let the Sinclairs and the Nexstars just never be big enough to fight. The problem is that Chris Ruddy is very tight with Trump. This is all an audience of one dynamic.

Author's commentary now: So, Carr and Ruddy are competing for Trump’s attention on a vision for the media future. This battle has more to do with why ABC affiliates gladly served up Kimmel’s head on a platter than anything Jimmy said this week. Kimmel’s scalp is a gesture from Carr and merger-desperate affiliates that suggests a network TV scenario where pro Trump voices aren’t completely shut out. Apologies for being terminally millennial, but it reminds me of the “Get a gift, give a gift,” kidnapping of Hungry Man in The Wire. Yes, Jimmy Kimmel is Hungry Man in this scenario.

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Writers Guild of America East @wgaeast.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

WGA Statement on ABC's Decision to Pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
The right to speak our minds and to disagree with each other - to disturb, even - is at the very heart of what it means to be a free people. It is not to be denied. Not by violence, not by the abuse of governmental power, nor by acts of corporate cowardice.
As a Guild, we stand united in opposition to anyone who uses their power and influence to silence the voices of writers, or anyone who speaks in dissent. If free speech applied only to ideas we like, we needn't have bothered to write it into the Constitution. What we have signed on to - painful as it may be at times - is the freeing agreement to disagree.
Shame on those in government who forget this founding truth. As for our employers, our words have made you rich.
Silencing us impoverishes the whole world.
The WGA stands with Jimmy Kimmel and his writers.

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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

your machine is responsible for the things that it does! if you can’t control it you can’t just let it loose to kill people!

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I'm not just saying this because I work here: Sex House is arguably the best work of art on YouTube.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

This is an incredibly well done piece. I know a member of the family involved and I don't know how you can read it and not seethe with rage, particularly if you have someone vulnerable in your life that this could happen to. Truly fuck Meta and fuck Mark Zuckerberg. www.reuters.com/investigates...

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A flirty Meta AI bot invited a retiree to meet. He never made it home.

Impaired by a stroke, a man fell for a Meta chatbot originally created with Kendall Jenner. His death spotlights Metaâs AI rules, which let bots tell falsehoods.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

claude has a feature where you can talk to the founders of anthropic in a janky 3d environment? what the fuck is going on in norcal right now? how high on yourself do you have to be to even conceive of this as a "cool idea" to put out in the world

screenshot of a feature in claude called "anthropic office simulator" where you can talk to 3d representations of the founders. it looks like shit.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

maybe this whole type of website is flawed and we should make fucking new ones

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

i always ask the new ai's to write 10 onion headlines to see if they are getting better. They always suck but I'll give them another chance by prompting them to write good ones and just got this from Claude 4 feels like these training sets are more auditable for IP than these companies claim...

a chat from Anthropic's Claude 4 Opus AI Bot where I prompt it to write 10 Onion headlines and the first one it gives me is one of the most famous Clickhole headlines. (Clickhole is a spinoff of The Onion). The subtext here is that these models are obviously trained on copy-written material.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Podded with Strauss and it's UNPAYWALLED. We talk ATTENTION DOLLARS and a grand solution to the Fin-Syn/ creator economy issues beguiling Hollywood and the internet. Also some primo Matt and Ethan arguing if you're into that shit. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

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HoS: Matt Klinman

Podcast Episode · House of Strauss · 05/16/2025 · 1h 44m

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

christ, i get it, the guy with no friends is in charge of friendship. but why does this loser’s perpetually delayed catharsis have to keep impacting MY life

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

At some point someone will point out that movie studios ARE putting tons of money into marketing movies to you, but maybe, just maybe the black box social platforms and digital ad auctions they dump money on simply lie to them about who sees the ads.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

you live in a home but bosses live in lairs. when your boss works from home that's work from lair

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

hey it's me, the guy you know who hates facebook the most of all time telling YOU that the book CARELESS PEOPLE is a MUST READ! The hype is real! Sarah Wynn-Williams rules! At a point it's just page after page of Mark getting humiliated over and over! And then becoming worse and worse!

A page of the book including the quote: "The troops are now still and silent enough that we can hear Xi's footsteps as he goes on by. Soon he's safely ensconced in his dressing room and the door is shut, and the human wall silently files out, leaving Mark, me, and the rest of the small Facebook group loitering outside the dressing room wondering what we just witnessed.
I find it hard not to admire Xi for so completely outmaneuvering us. The Chinese clearly went to the organizers just like I did and asked,
"Where will the president be backstage? Who else will be around" And when they learned it would be Mark Zuckerberg, they took serious precautions. I'm about to compliment their foresight and their sheer commitment— the boots on the ground-that made that hap pen. I've never seen anything like it. But then I realize Mark's feelings are hurt. His pride is wounded. He's not used to people avoiding him so overtly.
"Uh, I guess that pull-aside isn't going to happen," he lamens awkwardly. No one knows what to say in response."

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Seems increasingly like the road to hell is actually paved with things that obviously lead to hell

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Oh man this was an insane horny dmt laser great time. Listen if you dare!

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