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Yo, wrote some sketches for ASSSSKETCH! at UCB LA this SATURDAY July 25th! Come out, the show is looking great.

Poster for Assssketch, a sketch show at UCB Los Angeles on July 25th at 7pm. Go to ucbcomedy.com for tickets or the livestream

A Top DHS Official Is Mimicking Congressional Democrats’ Investments

This whole thing is an insult to the intelligence of the American people. People in power know the value of inside information and refuse to give it up. Hell an undersecretary of Homeland security just bought into our NANC ETF! www.notus.org/money/dhs-un...

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The official is investing in a fund that uses the ticker “NANC” — as in Nancy Pelosi.

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And why would they actually ban stock trading? Their stocks are crushing! We run the only two ETFs that track stock trading in congress and our fund tracking the $GOP is way up this year (20.5%). They are beating the S&P by 12% and beating our Democrat tracking fund $NANC by 13%.

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Here's where it sucks more: even if that plan works and Republicans win in November (which assumes voters are idiots), do you think Republicans will then actually ban stock trading? Of course not, they’ve had 2 years to pass it and they haven’t. This bill wont even pass the Senate right now!

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So, yesterday, Dems all voted against the stock trading ban which Republicans think will give them an edge in November because now their campaigns can say they voted for this popular issue and their Dem opponents voted against it. An absolute wiener move.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Context: Banning politicians from trading stocks is massively popular: 86% of Americans support it, that’s more than the number who say they like Labrador Retrievers (only 83%). Republicans know this so they put a poison pill in their stock trading ban: it includes a Voter ID law no Dem supports.

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my creativity is locked and i fear only an update of my computer's operating system has the key

Taylor Moore @taylordotbiz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

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No platform should allow comments of any kind. Commenting should be illegal. Death penalty.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

why doesnt my pillow guy give his pillow to trump sleeping

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/05/2026

Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy theonion.com/pope-releases-encyclic…

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

great interview! thanks for it!

matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

no way around it, this episode of television is a masterpiece

matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

your attention dollars at work.

The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2026

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Live Nation CEO Sentenced To 10 Years In Online Queue

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

literally could have made 200 Avatars with the budget meta blew on the metaverse. 500 One Battles. Thousands of Weaponses. they said Sora blew 15 Million a day in server costs, that's like 3 Anoras a day. and all those movies MADE MONEY, this was just flushed!

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

"what you made with sora mattered" is so funny.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

lol metaverse. sora. please god just give the hundred billion dollars to actual creative people to make cool things rather than blowing it all erecting shitty soul prisons where you try to trick people into grinding away at garbage for you for free.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

also this is amazing how this is literally a Howard hack, incredible

matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

had i known you were among howards minions i would have never engaged

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

i will specifically say thank you. thank you @rchowe.com!

matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

i tell myself these things too and i pray they are the truth

matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

society reorients it's values around it's cultural mediums, this is what our society has become reorienting around twitter. the video game aspect is ancillary. cruelty, detachment and lack of humanity are the hallmark values of X and is what we see displayed here by our government.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Mar-a-Lago CENTCOM: Take the shot *Sniper with thumb hovering over “Yes” on Polymarket “Khamenei out as Supreme Leader of Iran by February 28?” bet*: yeah one sec

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Napa Boys rocks. I hope you are blessed to see it with an audience. I dont know if anyone can quite do what Nick Corirossi does and Napa Boys is all the way. A miracle.

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

lol. Panera Bread reaps what they sow.

Howard, the hero of the Adult Swim Infomercial "For-Profit Online University"

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matt klinman @mattklinman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Kinda expected this one to come true earlier, YourFridge now available. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

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YOURFRIDGE w/ Debra DiGiovanni

Podcast Episode · Smartr · 05/03/2023 · 25m