iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 2h

(nodding) and the etrog as well i assume

mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 3h

chabadnik in the park holding a lulav trying to get people to shake the lulav won’t even look at me. that’s fine i didn’t want to shake the lulav but you like to be asked you know. i used to be such a prize to these guys

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 4h

i’ve been walking around the house lamenting weird al doesn’t really keep up anymore so he could release “there’s a bee in my car.” anyway hope you’re well

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 5h

(leaning in very close and whispering) nice sincere reply to my post (leaning back and yelling loudly so everyone can hear) kind of irrelevant to my joke though wouldn’t you say

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 6h

no sorry. i forgot my ring at home

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 6h

to me i'm sort of like. "whatever"

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 7h

im just glad everyone having fun out there

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 7h

oh you did the thing i said not to do. incredible stuff

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 7h

(remembers candy darling) wait fuck

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 7h

warhol sucks. that one's easy. phew

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 7h

don't ask me what i think about roy lichtenstein, is what i'm saying

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 7h

READING SOMEONE SAYING LICHTENSTEIN WAS A TALENTLESS HACK PIECE OF SHIT: oh yea absolutely READING SOMEONE LAYING OUT IN CONVINCING TERMS WHY HIS WORK IS INTERESTING: oh right forgot about that READING A DIFFERENT PERSON CALLING HIM A HACK: fuck him READING ANOTHER ARGUMENT ABOUT WHY HE'S GOOD: oh y

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 19h

every time i go to a party and someone i know doesn’t recognize me i grow more powerful

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/10/2026

being a prude is when you don't want strangers acting horny at u

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/10/2026

now if i can simply figure out a way for the Font to stay the same every time i open a new document i think i will ascend bodily to heaven

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/10/2026

RIAN I FEEL AS IF A GREAT CLOUD HAS BEEN LIFTED FROM MY SOUL

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No Gods No Mayors Podcast @nogodsnomayors.com · 01/10/2026

New on the free feed: Did you know that old New York was once New Amsterdam? In our Ye Olde Timey Second Anniversary Spectacular, Mattie brings us that colony's last-ever director-general, Mayor Pete Stuyvesant. Who's ready to go DUTCH MODE? nogodsnomayors.com

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/10/2026

IF I NEVER DO ANYTHING ELSE IN MY ROTTEN LIFE I WILL HAVE PROVIDED PEOPLE WITH THIS INFORMATION

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/10/2026

when i figured out how to turn that off it was like the clouds parting and G-d himself giving me a little smooch

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/10/2026

brother. welcome to the other side

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/10/2026

fully insane feature that also requires you to be aware of how many MILLISECONDS you are holding down a key

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/10/2026

anyway power user protip if your tool keeps CHANGING FOR NO REASON when you try to use keyboard shortcuts it's because this box is checked and transporting you to the hell dimension

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/10/2026

just found out a thing photoshop has been doing and driving me insane for 2 years that i thought was something wrong with my computer was a FEATURE OF THE PROGRAM. Tim Adobe i will find you in this life or the next and Hurt you

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/10/2026

you're being a different kind of weird guy than the one i requested.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/10/2026

do any of u weird guys wanna be the kind of weird guy that sends me money for no reason. would love to cultivate that relationship if possible lmk

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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The tortuous, botched execution of Christa Pike is truly horrifying. And while it feels unique in some ways, in reality it is also only the latest in a history of botched executions going back years — YEARS — in numerous states. Please know: this is the reality of the death penalty in this country.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/10/2026

thinking about becoming more mysterious in a sexy way

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/10/2026

trying to figure out if that would extremely easy or nearly impossible. i know it’s nowhere in the middle of those two options

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/09/2026

how do you feel about the once-revolutionarily advanced, now ho-hum "sabermetric" baseball statistic of the same name

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/09/2026

the jury will note that they were simply saving their energy for when it mattered.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/09/2026

yes, your honor. those are my text messages from 6 weeks ago calling the new york liberty "chopped," "looking old" and even "washed." but you have to understand i was most likely being impersonated by a scurrilous person or persons at that particular juncture.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

they were on and everyone was being annoying so everyone lost their privileges 👍👍

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

i know your next question is "did this get worse or better after you came out,"

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

that’s fine. you two are queening out without me

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

if you're sort of existentially angry with me i want you to know that i'm psychically transmitting to the semitransparent copy of me that lives in your mind that she should be doing the dishes more often. i'm doing that right now.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

very weird thing about being "in public online" for like, 15 whole years now is sometimes you'll run into a person who fully has a tulpa of you living in their home. and the problem is that the tulpa is not pulling its weight around the house and that person is now mad at ME for some reason

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

(conferring with my lawyer before leaning into the microphone) i'm being informed that football is now gay

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