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@mattielubchansky.com
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best-selling & award-winning comics idiot, leggy blonde // buy SIMPLICITY on sale now // mattielubchansky.com // @nogodsnomayors.com // temporalculturewar.com // bass faithvoid.bandcamp.com // she

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 7h
forgot what playoff basketball feels like
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/10/2026
fully insane feature that also requires you to be aware of how many MILLISECONDS you are holding down a key
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/10/2026
anyway power user protip if your tool keeps CHANGING FOR NO REASON when you try to use keyboard shortcuts it's because this box is checked and transporting you to the hell dimension
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
true (?) story comix #3 | patreon.com/lubchansky
TRUE(?) STORY COMIX #3
PANEL 1: MATTIE, relaxing with a book, topless. She's reading a big book. A speech bubble floats in from offscreen.
MATTIE: A BEAUTIFUL DAY, TITS OUT AT THE GAY BEACH.
VO: HEY…

PANEL 2: MATTIE turns to look behind her. There is a seemingly cishet couple there, holding hands. They are both incredibly pale and wearing big hats and sunglasses. A Text box points to them.
TEXT BOX: THE BEST I CAN FIGURE, A CIS? HET? COUPLE? 
CIS(?)GUY: DO YOU KNOW…WHAT HAPPENS HERE. AT NIGHT.

PANEL 3: Back on MATTIE. A text box points to her. The COUPLE is in the near foreground.
TEXT: KNOWS THE ANSWER IS "FUCKING AND SUCKING"
MATTIE: I AM NORMALLY ONLY HERE DURING THE DAY.
MAN(?): OH. OKAY.

PANEL 4 : MATTIE looks away. The COUPLE in the background are beamed up back to their spaceship.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/09/2026
marge simpson holding up the potato but it’s moundville alabama’s famed “rattlesnake disc”
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/09/2026
showing sahaquiel the tenth angel to my surgeon. which surgeon? great question
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 26/09/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23/09/2026
beWARE of imitators: there’s only one mattie mtuesday
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
i call this configuration “mystery leg”
peach the cat exemplifying excellence in the field of Mystery Leg
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/09/2026
everyone can see | patreon.com/lubchansky
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13/09/2026
in many ways if you’re in the DC area you should come see me today at the small press expo at table g12 between now and 6pm :) smallpressexpo.com
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13/09/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/09/2026
hello DC!!!!! i’m all set up at SPX for day 1. come grab a book!!! 11-7, table g12a. smallpressexpo.com
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 09/09/2026
ah well. try again next time!!!!
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 09/09/2026
hello to THE NATION'S CAPITOL: this weekend is my beloved @smallpressexpo.bsky.social and i will be there all weekend at table G12A ~ i will have all THREE of my books for sale as well as some pins, No Gods No Mayors stickers & live show posters, and a BRAND NEW mini. see you soon~
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/09/2026
just some drawings | patreon.com/lubchansky
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/09/2026
the thing about “beach season” is that you will pry it from my cold dead fingers
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/09/2026
the honey deuce....once a nice little surprise for the parched tennis fan.....now something only said in TikTok Cadence....
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 04/09/2026
medium unrelated but it's very funny to me that the triangle shield was retired because archie comics said it looked too much like this gentleman
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/09/2026
it's happening...unless something awful befalls me, i will have a new mini at SPX.....
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/09/2026
NEW single up on bandcamp + youtube today. hits streamers on friday. recorded+mixed by @isobel.bsky.social thank you for your attention to this matter faithvoid.bandcamp.com
"A Cruel Angel's Dissertation Defense" was the first new song we wrote after recording Weird Chills, like immediately after; the verse melody popped into Ivy's head as we exited Artifact Audio on the last day of tracking. Ivy didn't know if it was a FAITH/VOID song, it seemed like it might belong to a more power-pop-ish side project. then, at our first practice after recording, Tim came up with a riff that worked perfectly for it. the lyrics are a patchwork; the choruses are unused fragments from "New Flesh Instructions," the verses are from a more conspiratorial song Ivy's been writing for a few years. together they describe what it's like when the people you're politically aligned with are performative clowns, while feeling annoyed at yourself for caring about how corny people are when the world's ending. (every FAITH/VOID song is about an apocalypse, either personal or general.) we recorded it with Isobel Fox in November of last year, along with the rest of our new EP No Help Is Coming, and Mattie thought her new synthesizer would sound cool on it, which added a brand new texture to our sound. we're really proud of how it came out, and we hope you like itthe angel lilith from evangelion but they've got a little mortarboard. congratulations lilith!
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 31/08/2026
your age | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A couple YOUNG PEOPLE are talking. MATTIE is in the close foreground.
P1: AND I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. PEOPLE OLDER THAN US LEFT US SUCH A HORRIBLE MESS.
P2: THE WORLD IS BROKEN! 

PANEL 2: MATTIE wanders over.
MATTIE: SOOO TRUE!  WHAT ARE WE EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO? THOSE MONSTERS!
P1: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE *YOUR* AGE, ACTUALLY.

PANEL 3: Close up on MATTIE.
MATTIE: OH.

PANEL 4: MATTIE wandering over to some new people, doing scare quotes with her hands.
MATTIE: "GENERATIONS" ARE SUCH A FAKE CONCEPT WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. DON'T YOU AGREE
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/08/2026
dropping hints that i’m upstate for the weekend.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/08/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 26/08/2026
did something medium drastic.
mattie. but she is Blonde due to how fun she is
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 26/08/2026
NEW FAITH/VOID SINGLE NEXT FRIDAY faithvoid.bandcamp.com
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/08/2026
beats workin!!!!
mattie on the beach
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 24/08/2026
the way of the future | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: MATTIE is looking down. A SECOND PERSON is on the ground.
MATTIE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
PERSON: OH I'M MOVING AROUND LIKE A LITTLE WORM.

PANEL 2: Closer in on the PERSON, who smiles beatifically.
MATTIE: SEEMS UNCOMFORTABLE.
PERSON: IT'S THE FUTURE! ALL THE BIG MONEY IS ON IT, MANY ARTICLES AND LEADING FIGURES ARE SAYING IT AS WELL.
PERSON: WHO AM I TO ARGUE!

PANEL 3: MATTIE puts a hand to her chin.
MATTIE: I JUST DON'T SEE THE BENEFIT. FOR MY OWN LIFE.
PERSON: YOU CAN EITHER GET WITH IT OR PERISH IN THE FUCKING DUST, OLD WOMAN.

PANEL 4: The PERSON holds up their phone. On it is a photo of a tech CEO-looking guy on the ground, being interviewed by a journalist
TEXT: DAVOS 
TEXT: CEO OF SquirmX SAYS WRITHING AROUND WILL ACCOUNT FOR 700% OF US ECONOMY WITHIN 2 MONTHS
PERSON: THAT'S A DIRECT QUOTE.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23/08/2026
me hanging out with cis women
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 22/08/2026
got a fresh round of these so i decided to compile the last five years of @jayasaxena.com trying to remember “the name of that actor whose face i can’t recognize” (michael fassbender)
david mamet eric einhorn ??? applethorpe david mapplethorpe hans malmith hary avery david hessen marth wasserstein david...david??? michael hat michael hatsensen brint riesling richard hammerstein it's not michael showalter michael michael michael michael falstaff michael fing david malamute david nevins david ... merickson it's an m name mark math markle michael matterhorn
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/08/2026
when the history podcast finally starts talking about bog bodies
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 19/08/2026
DANIEL PLAINVIEW I'M FINISHED DOT JPG
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 19/08/2026
anyway this would finally close the books on my weird childhood obsession with the 1988 hungarian (?) animated film FELIX THE CAT where he had to rescue a medieval babe from a wizard that kind of looked like Mysterio (???)
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 17/08/2026
rip | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE and ANOTHER GIRL are sitting at a bar.
MATTIE: I'M JUST LIKE…WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG!
GIRL: I LIKE TO THINK OF MY PRE-TRANSITION SELF AS AN OLD FRIEND THAT CARRIED ME TO WHERE I NEEDED TO BE.

PANEL 2: The OTHER GIRL puts a hand on MATTIE'S shoulder.
GIRL: IT TOOK THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT WAS GOING TO TAKE.
GIRL: HOW DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF FROM THEN?

PANEL 3: MATTIE, in the nude, covered in blood, hunched over a corpse. She's holding big chunks of it, clearly having eaten it.
MATTIE: HAHAH GET FUCKED IDIOT!

PANEL 4: MATTIE, back in the bar, closing her eyes.
MATTIE: BASICALLY THE SAME.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/08/2026
that m gessen piece ppl were sharing is pretty harrowing but i have to note it is sooooo funny that it stops on a dime to be like "by the way this hopeless t-word has a male skeleton"
"Perdue's résumé gets her a lot of first interviews. She has traveled all over the country for them. And she has learned to recognize a look. "Their eyes kind of dim once they realize you are a trans person," she said. They seem to think that their customers will not want to learn flying from a trans woman ho doesn't particularly try to pass - and at 6-foot-4, probably couldn't. The one job she was offered, in New Jersey, paid so little that she couldn't afford to take it."
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13/08/2026
that’s pretty kooky crazy why not follow on bandcamp so youre as ready as possible faithvoid.bandcamp.com
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/08/2026
oh hey flamecon is this weekend. i'm not tabling but i will be on this panel doing a little reading. wow!
Queer Rage & Queer Joy
A Comics Reading & Slideshow
FLAME CON
Saturday, Aug. 15~ 4:00-5:00 pm ~ Room D
NY Marriott Marquis Hotel ~ 1535 Broadway, NYC
Jennifer Camper, mod.
Diane DiMassa
Rani Bishakh Som
Kris Dresen
Morgan Boecher
Sharon De La Cruz
JD Glass
Mattie Lubchansky
Hazel Newlevant
Carlo Quispe
Cristy Road Carrera
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 10/08/2026
slow down | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE, walking with a FRIEND. THe FRIEND is looking at their phone. A video is playing on it.
VO: SO HERE'S HOW I WORK 28 HOURS IN A SINGLE DAY USING ONE INCREDIBLE TRICK
MATTIE: I'M SO SICK OF EVERYTHING BEING ABOUT OPTIMIZATION.

PANEL 2: MATTIE, holding her head. The FRIEND nods.
MATTIE: WHAT HAPPENED TO LEISURE! WHAT HAPPENED TO ART FOR THE SAKE OF ART! WE'RE KILLING OUR SOULS. 
FRIEND: MMM…

PANEL 3: Shot from behind MATTIE and the FRIEND'S back. In the distance, there's a MAN in overalls under a tree with a hat.
FRIEND: OKAY BUT! LOOK AT THIS GUY.
MATTIE: WOW. HE'S GOT IT AAAAALL FIGURED OUT. 

PANEL 4: Same shot. MATTIE gives a thumbs up. The MAN in the distance waves his phone. 
MATTIE: NICE WORK BROTHER!!! KEEP IT UP!
MAN: THANK YOU! PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY "SLOWMAXXING" CHANNEL, SO I CAN SELL YOUR INFORMATION TO ARMS MANUFACTURERS!
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/08/2026
the briny deep | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE getting her ass demolished by a wave.
MATTIE: ACK!

PANEL 2: MATTIE, dripping wet.
MATTIE: Ah, hell. Another pair of sunglasses sacrificed to the briny deep.

PANEL 3: MATTIE, imagining a crab wearing sunglasses.
MATTIE: Haha…

PANEL 4: MATTIE, smiling, eyes closed. Behind her, a shark breaches, its mouth full of sunglasses and human bones.
MATTIE: …pretty good, maybe I'll draw it.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/08/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/07/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/07/2026
mattie stuns in new photos???????
mattie on roof

taken by selaine lucerne / @the.filmme.fataleblack and white mattie

taken by selaine lucerne / @the.filmme.fatalemattie on couch


taken by selaine lucerne / @the.filmme.fatalemattie again


taken by selaine lucerne / @the.filmme.fatale
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/07/2026
ummmmmm receipts??????????/
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/07/2026
SIMPLICITY has been out for ONE YEAR today!!!! happy birthday to my little book :) we don't get paperbacks very often in the graphic novel world so it's tough to keep attention on something when it's no longer new, but i still think it's the best thing i've ever made. simplicitybook.xyz
luicus, the horrible little man from the book, looks at his phone instead of attending the nightly orgy-fight. idiot.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/07/2026
here on the bones | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE, washing dishes, with headphones on.
VO (From headphones): THE LATEST RESEARCH ON THE BONES FOUND AT THE GRAVESITES SHOW REPETITIVE STRESS ON JOINTS THAT SUGGEST A LIFE OF HARD LABOR

PANEL 2: Closer in on MATTIE.
MATTIE: WOW. I WONDER WHAT OTHER KIND OF STUFF THEY CAN TELL.

PANEL 3: A FUTURISTIC SCIENTIST is holding up a skull that's wearing MATTIE's glasses. A small crowd is gathered. The scientist points to the jaw.
SCIENTIST: YOU CAN SEE HERE ON THE BONES THAT SHE WAS A REAL PIECE OF SHIT AND WAS ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT DUMB STUFF, LIKE IF SHE WERE INVITED TO PARTIES. LIKE IT WASN'T OKAY IF SHE JUST SHOWED UP WITH A FRIEND SHE HAD TO BE INVITED IN OR ELSE SHE'D BE REALLY NERVOUS THE WHOLE TIME.

PANEL 4: SAME SHOT. One of the people in the crowd speaks.
CROWD: HOW ARE THE GLASSES STILL ON
SCIENTIST: NOT SURE
REST OF CROWD: OOOOOH. AHH
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 26/07/2026
made my yearly tribute of a pair of prescription sunglasses to my father Poseidon. here they are pictured, in happier times earlier today,
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 26/07/2026
i just listened to the final mixes and they are good :) also we’re playing much of it next weekend if you are in “brooklyn”
Former Critics
Bed Twerp
Darcy Moran
FAITH/VOID
Doors 6 Music 6:30pm
$10 21+
Saturday August 1st
Starr Bar Brooklyn, NYC

(we’re on first)
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