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MATT, a college football enjoyer

@matthumbert.bsky.social
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Formerly MV, now we’re in the NIL era. Tech guy and philanthropist disguised as a drug dealer. Yes I will sell it to you. Gopher sports, so you don’t have to.

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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big Papi rowing the boat right in Jeter’s sad face. You love to see it.
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Ray, physical media enthusiast @fatassets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Little brown jugPj fleck with blood smear on his faceI wanna punch god in the faceSPORTS
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jug.
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gophers well on the way to a 30+ margin of victory while feeling even worse about the squad, it’s like we never left bb
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If Liu Cixin wrote sports fiction, I bet he’d come up with something as cosmically horrific as giving up 200 rushing yards and losing by 2 scores to UMass.
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
AND THE EXPANSION PACK
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
PJ finally bought the Special Teams DLC
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
DO MINE EYES DECEIVE ME?!? A PR TD?!?
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh hey freshmen RT whiffing a block 😬
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
L F G
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Tim “Los Ingobernables de Minnesota" Nichols @timcities555.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Woke up hungry, now I’m starving
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You know what we bumpin all day legacy.reverbnation.com/stpaulslim/s...
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Play4Brew | ST PAUL SLIM
Play4Brew by ST PAUL SLIM, Hip Hop music from st paul, MN on ReverbNation
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It is gameday and I’ve molted into my final form
Evil eyebrows Goldy Gopher
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just remembered the Clippers are sending an unprotected 2028 1st round pick to the Celtics as part of the Jaylen Brown trade
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When Joe Smith gets memory-holed into the footnotes of infamous NBA salary cap fuckery
McConaughey smoking all the cigarettes. $3.5M and three first-round picks worth, to be precise
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
LMAO Kuminga at this price is what the erstwhile FrothyGopher would call a smash and grab
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Dr Doom
Alt: Dr Doom aka Olivia Miles packing everyone up
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fuck yeah this is big dog shit
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Miles is a lore accurate Dr. Doom and no counterargument will convince me otherwise. She’s here to pack up all your heroes, disrespectfully, and then aura farm the entire time.
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
LOL. LMAO, even.
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh sweet baby raptor jesus
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Spending absurd sums on new Gopher gear will fix me.
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Some guy vaguely resembling the description of a Gopher fan known as “MV” enjoying the apex of his fandom: the 2019 Penn State game
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Royce White trending for stupid ass shit yet again is a painful reminder of the unethical, misogynistic disaster Gopher Men’s athletics were from 2007-2016. Good fucking god, I was so ready to quit and escape to the wilderness.
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Gophs not receiving votes; just the way I like it.
Cliff Poncier from the movie “Singles” saying “This negative energy just makes me stronger”
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Praise Jobu: Adam Silver can finally release the NBA schedule now that a 41 year old, 5th best player on his new team made up his mind.
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I just looked in the mirror and things ain’t looking so good/ I’m looking California and feeling Minnesota
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@b1ffy.bsky.social Someone woke up on Threads and chose violence.
A series of posts from Threads discussing Steely Dan
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“The Village” I swore off M. Night Shyamalan forever after that shit.
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hello and good morning from the Twin Cities
Hell planet where it rains rocks
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sheeeet I’d do the same if I had a badass yellow gold Daytona, no shame in Papi’s watch game
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
👀👀👀
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ok so the new “The Ghost in the Shell” is really god damn cool. Animation is GORGEOUS; Science Saru knocked it out of the park.
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Brazil getting no-diff’d out of the tournament by Super Buu, tough scene.
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Atlas Lions and their fresh ass kits, so smooth yet again. music.apple.com/us/album/the...
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The Thief in Marrakesh by Arc De Soleil on Apple Music
Song · 2019 · Duration 3:00
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Me when the refs miss the obvious holds by the Iowa OL for the 30th year in a row
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 03/07/2026
so much talk about wanting to see portugal-spain, but what i want to see is portugal’s pain
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
How about we just give Croatia the goal because it’s fucking hilarious?
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
bwhahahhahahahahhahahaha
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hoooooo boy that cross was sick as hell
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
HOLY SHIT
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
paging @b1ffy.bsky.social
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We are witnessing levels of cope previously unknown to humankind
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
DON’T TREAD ON THESE COUNTRY ROADS
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Ennui-tery @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
OOOOH BABY WE BOUT TO BOMB EM LIKE BUBBA IS BACK IN CHARGE
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
FREEDOM REIGNS
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I know where I’ve seen this performance by Senegal before…
8-ball the Tiger
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Good night, Dr. Congo.
Mobutu picture hanging in an ofrenda
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MATT, a college football enjoyer @matthumbert.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Good fucking god, what fresh hell is Micah Nori signing up for?
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