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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 14h

Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 10h

Just popping a slice of sourdough in the toaster now so it’s slightly browned by morning.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 16h

Weird how we accept Gary Busey as a name, but if a guy introduced himself as Barry Goosey he'd be rightfully laughed out of town.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 16h

Haha. Well spied. 🕵️‍♂️

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 22h

Those motherfuckers forgot about Dre.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well, let me tell you I was shocked how many people aren’t doing this naturally!

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No. No one wants them. It’s weird.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I set up a rollercoaster style camera in the public toilets near me to capture peoples poo faces and honestly no one is buying the photos afterwards? Not one sale. If anything, people seem outright angry about the whole venture. #SupportLocalBusinesses

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If medical science can’t even explain the guy with no ears, how can we trust it about anything? Check out youtube.com/@realinfowars to expand your mind.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

😮‍💨 thanks for coming. So glad you liked it x x

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Aghhh thanks. So glad you made it. It was so fun x x

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pope Leo out here fighting the war against the machines like Kyle Reese was sent back to save his mother.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

An empathy test and an age limit for being in power. Please.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We’ve revealed we’re traitors by mistake.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just popping in to let everyone know we're about 2/3 sold for the premiere of our film this Saturday, which is very exciting! So, if you're on the fence, it might be time to get off the fence and grab a ticket. Or stay on the fence and get one online. Regardless, cannot wait to show you all this!

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Haha. I can’t believe it either tbf. Honestly hope you don’t hate it 😬

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Shelly/Whoobs (they/she) @whoblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm so glad other goblins are going to see this cos it looks amazing!

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hopefully they’ll decide to send me more money but I doubt it haha. Sad you can’t come to the film very happy other goblins are coming x

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

With a baby? Yeah, probably. Did it with the boy when he was v smol. Gotta fix that hip pain, ya know x x

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Still scrolling past midnight like:

Jin Carrey getting all the thoughts as the Riddler in his big chair.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hi, we’re just popping in to let you know our companies AI looks like it could be wildly dangerous to humanity, possibly even an extinction threat and we are honestly shocked by what’s it’s doing if its own volition. So you’re turning it off then? … You’re turning it off? Can have money plz?

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Stay tuned for more exciting writing down thoughts I wake up with…

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Give a man a fish and he’ll feed his family for a day. But give a fish a man he will find the man who was given his fish father and take revenge. Warn both the man and the fish they are about to be given away and they can team up and go against the company behind this sick game and bond for life.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The EXACT plot and script of Point Break but the dead Presidents are Vampires. I shall not be taking questions at this time.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Twas the absolute best 🥹 ♥️

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I stand by this picture I managed to get of a hummingbird is one of the best I have ever taken. Occasionally it crops up on my phone and makes me smile.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

And when they ask me why I do, same thing 😝

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh there were giggles. Creepy giggles.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Pretty sure a similar thing is how this myth began.

Japanese butt eye spirit. Absolute classic.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Toddler just came scuttling at me backwards at speed on all fours, pooey arse raised and I tell you, you’ve seen milder stuff in Silent Hill games.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Think I’ll just get some Beechams and ride it out tbh.

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It used to be that comedians did cocaine and the audience laughed and clapped. Now the audience is on cocaine and the comedians are backstage drinking camomile tea and crying.

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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Captain of Danny Tommo's boat

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Tech bros. All I want is one of these with a decent camera and whatsapp. Thats it. You would get so many sales if you did this.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Come on everyone don’t fuck up the planet before I can be reincarnated as one of those monkeys that sits in the hot water all day.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The image they’ve used for this looks like the flash back in a sick as fuck GOTG style spin off about a Red Panda out for revenge.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Gas cloud ffs. Toxic glass cloud is MUCH worse.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Robin Scillitoe sounds like a Sci-Fi character who makes his living trudging through waste and sewage beneath the toxic glass cloud and can no longer go topside because his lungs have adapted to the filth and a clean breath would kill him.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

And if people don’t ohhhhh billionaires do t billion…

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you earned £10,000 a day it would take you 273.8 years to reach a billion. 273.8 YEARS! With no days off and no outgoings. But sure, yeah, let’s not ask the super rich for anymore and keep that cost of living going up to prop this entire shitshow up.

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