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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
@bencollins.bsky.social Mr. Collins, if you're looking for programming on your new infowars, there could be no better idea than to give @knowledgefight.bsky.social a small studio investment for streaming and just let them do what they do. There would be no better way to make AJ angry.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/04/2025
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.  Acco...
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Why does every picture of her always look like someone shot her dog in front of her?
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Where do you cross that line on free speech? Are you fucking stupid?
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
After that, he had a tummy ache.
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Seal
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Hands up if you immediately googled "Mara Wilson's huge naturals" after reading this.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 09/02/2025
re-reading this tweet every few years with a new perspective on who "we" refers to
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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...
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Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Or a day ending in Y.
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
English class is about to be Bible class. Bet.
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Qui bono, as the kids say. ground.news/article/trum...
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
when things get scary and the unknown beckons, i listen to this song. fear not of man, because men must die. youtu.be/zbjhH1AQYTE?...
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Fear Not Of Man
YouTube video by Mos Def - Topic
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Anybody want to sanewash this shit?
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Any ideas on activities for toddlers in Austin for days where it's below freezing?
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
He assumes the DOD is the Department of Drinking.
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
When Hegseth heard he was gonna be a member of the cabinet, he thought it was the liquor cabinet.
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Buchenwald Barbie
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 15/01/2025
being a CEO must be so easy, get paid $50 million a year to just be stupid and say/do whatever
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Y'all ever had shit frozen off you?
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Just reicht
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I'm sorry, but ACAB applies to little kids playing cops and robbers.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 04/01/2025
elon's doppelganger is getting mugged by zoomers on a fortnite stream www.twitch.tv/connoreatspa...
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🚨 Fortnite Friday w/ Adrian Dittmann (Elon Musk?) | !sub
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Got a round trip 6 mile run, only to realize my wife has the keys 3 miles in the other direction. I ain't running 12 fuckin miles dude.
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a group of people in tuxedos and headphones are sitting at a desk in a control room .
ALT: a group of people in tuxedos and headphones are sitting at a desk in a control room .
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tony romm @tonyromm.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
life in jail no parole
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
baby i was born this way (unable to wrap presents any good)
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Christmas day meals ready to roll. Smoked sausage balls and my secret roast recipe.
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Always at the ready
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Will no one free me from this turbulent social media site?
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
“Fuck cancer. Especially pediatric cancer,” Sen. Brian Schatz (D-Hawaii) wrote on X. “These people want to punish these previous little kids to pay for tax cuts for the wealthiest corporations in human history.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
rollingstone.com
Republicans Cut Child Cancer Research From Funding Bill After Musk's Meddling
Republicans removed funding for child cancer research from a new version of a bill to fund the government after Elon Musk torpedoed the previous deal.
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
His face resembles a dog you just asked to solve a math problem. His smarmy tone of thinly veiled condescension verges on rage against his own fanbase. He hates himself and he hates his audience and it is plainly visible in everything he does.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The richest man in the world who is about to shutdown our government tweeting support for a German neo-nazi party in the middle of the night
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/12/2024
BREAKING: Holy Shit, Daniel Day-Lewis Is In This theonion.com/breaking-hol...
BREAKING: Holy Shit, Daniel Day-Lewis Is In This
-The Onion
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Ah yes, the party of personal liberty. And what would that be you dumb sister-fucking hick?
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Might I suggest color out of space?
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Make Nazis afraid again.
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I'm not saying he's a Christ-like martyr. But I'm not not saying that.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Couldn’t even afford the van 🤣
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
👇🏽
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 20/12/2024
We were seeing a 98% drop in exposure over on Twitter. The censorship was so extreme we thought it best to start over somewhere else. We chose Bluesky. Help us gain our following back Follow Retweet Repeat Join the park side @altyellonatpark.org
Black wolf looking straight at the camera. Pine forest behind. Yellow eyes.
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
How is #PresidentMusk supposed to be president and speaker of the house while simultaneously being CEO of like 10 businesses? www.axios.com/2024/12/19/g...
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Sen. Rand Paul floats Musk to replace Mike Johnson as House speaker
"[T]hink about it .  . . nothing's impossible," Paul posted on X.
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
You decrepit old fucking morons. Give the youth our shots. Go fuckin die in Luxembourg! www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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Senior Democrat Gerry Connolly beats out AOC in key vote for top party post on Oversight panel
The race between Connolly and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had been seen as a fight over seniority as younger Democrats pushed for new blood and generational change.
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Be on the lookout
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NPR @npr.org · 14/12/2024
The company behind the scam-baiting granny said the AI technology can keep scammers on the phone for 40 minutes at a time, keeping them away from real people.
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A phone company developed an AI 'granny' to beat scammers at their own game
The company behind the scam-baiting granny said the AI technology can keep scammers on the phone for 40 minutes at a time, keeping them away from real people.
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Giv'em that Mat-thewugh @matthewtarpley.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Who the actual fuck listens to this bullshit?? Who out there is tuning into Sean hannity for informed opinions. How he's made it this long without swerving his Mercedes off a cliff out of shame is beyond me. www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/sea...
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Sean Hannity launches vicious attack on Tim Walz for posting video decorating his Christmas trees with ornaments handmade by his children
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