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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 29/01/2026
If you are a person who works in social media, and your job requires you to manage an account on Twitter/X, please ask your boss, in writing, to verify that you are required as a responsibility of your position to be on a platform that knowingly creates and monetizes child sexual abuse material …
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 12h
...sigh...
A picture of a Smithwick's pint of beer.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 20h
Them: I didn't get the invite. Me: I'll re-add you and it will send a new one. Technology: How 'bout I send 17 invites and auto-accept on their behalf that "Maybe" they are going to attend. Oh, also I'm going to cancel the meeting. But also still show in the details that you are both going.
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Sideshow Bob vs Rakes 10 hours
YouTube video by NoBSClips
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 29/09/2026
I saw the gayest license plate today. GAYYYY If I were less shy, I would have asked to high-five the driver.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 28/09/2026
Literally never heard of this place. Which I find surprising.
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OK Omens to Close, Ending 25-Year Legacy of the Restaurant Castagna
Recently, OK Omens had become one of the most exciting places to eat seafood in Portland.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 28/09/2026
Eat Drink Man Woman (1994) My favorite parts are the opening sequence and the final moment.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 28/09/2026
Saw a PCA video and realized I hadn't paid attention to baseball all season. Took a look at how the Cubs are doing and holeecarp are the Brewers having a good season.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 27/09/2026
Can anything ever be redoubled? Wouldn't redoubling mean to resume doubling, which would mean you had stopped doubling and maybe you were singling but you can't redouble a single can you? Unless that's it: you are restarting your doubling of the initial singling? Anyway...I'm walking more.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 27/09/2026
Final episode of season 2 of You and I Are Polar Opposites was great! But it ended with "See you next episode..." What.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 27/09/2026
LLM feels harder to say that AI, but it doesn't matter the size of the language model, it's still just a language model. Proposal: Stop calling it AI and start calling is LM. Is this a dumb idea? Yes. Does language inform perception? Also yes.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 27/09/2026
chichi! haha!
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 27/09/2026
Somehow, Sagan didn't know this story. Told it on our walk tonight.
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Matthew Oliphant's usabilityworks.org » Blog Archive » SXSW: An Odd Night in Which 9rules Wins a Web Award, Scrivs Gets Sick, I get Assaulted, and Almost End Up in Jail
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 26/09/2026
...yeah.
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How Conservatives Manufacture Scientific Debate
YouTube video by Dr. Fatima
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 25/09/2026
"Chewing gum on line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody." —That's Hedley.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 25/09/2026
"Bums on seats, laddie, bums on seats."
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 25/09/2026
Still can't flip video and pics so text reads correctly.
Screenshot of the history of Apple's stock price. Currently at $337.80 per share. Up 225,000% since stock started.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 25/09/2026
Goodnight, Ned.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 25/09/2026
"Is Iran our dad now?"
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 24/09/2026
Aaron Swartz is no longer here to tell us what he saw like twenty years ago. futurism.com/artificial-i...
Swartz had been batchmates with Altman in the inaugural class of 2005 at the Silicon Valley incubator Y Combinator, and warned his friends about Altman shortly before his passing.

“You need to understand that Sam can never be trusted,” he told one confidante. “He is a sociopath. He would do anything.”
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 25/09/2026
If I've learned anything today, it's that: 1. I can welcome a war criminal into my home & no one will arrest him or me for harboring him 2. I can do anything I want & say that something went rogue & it's not my fault I guess I'll start acting accordingly! ...waitaminute ... I'm not rich. Dang.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 24/09/2026
Reminds me of:
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SXSW Notes: Design Eye for the List Guy
Loose notes from SXSW 2006 session: Design Eye for the List Guy Craigslist gets an extreme makeover. May as well show the results first: "Join the Des
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 24/09/2026
Through the course of a casual conversation, I found myself wondering if Napster is still a thing. My advice, if you don't already know: don't look it up.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 23/09/2026
Please watch this video as soon as possible before it explodes YouTube and everything breaks. Including reality!
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Trying To Get Every Copyright Strike At Once [Help Me Naruto!]
YouTube video by Jill Bearup
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nupo @nullpotential.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alt text.
Image 1: A comic book panel. Emma Frost stands behind and speaks to Miss Piggy.

Emma Frost: Darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your midn to ascertain if you're telling the truth?

Miss Piggy: But of *course*, darling. I am an open book, a tell-all memoir.Image 2: A continuation of the same comic. Emma Frost's eyes glow white and her mouth is agape. 

Emma Frost: My god...

Behind her, a kaleidoscope of images of Miss Piggy in various scenes and forms, including dramatic action kick wearing spandex, wearing expensive-looking clothing, and wearing a tiara and being carried by shirtless men in a palanquin. There is a multi-colored star motif and several sparkle effects on the image.Image 3: two horizontal comic panels.

Top panel: Wolverine touches Emma Frost's shoulder from behind.

Wolverine: Frost? She legit? 
Emma Frost: She's... She's...

Bottom panel: a closeup of half of Emma Frost's face, eyes and mouth still wide with wonder. 

Emma Frost: "...She's *everything*. And I would *die* for her.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 22/09/2026
The very end of this short! [clapping commences] iykyk
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The age old question: is flying actually faster than driving?? Come fly down to San Diego with me ✈️
YouTube video by Xyla Foxlin
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 22/09/2026
Dreamed I was in Steller. As an adult. Maybe a teacher? We were doing word games and I challenged them to speel a word out loud then write it and no one could write it.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 22/09/2026
Jim Rash is a national treasure.
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The Dean's Rap - Community
YouTube video by Community
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 22/09/2026
That kind of day.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 22/09/2026
What?! How did they get this going so quickly? It's almost as if... nah, couldn't be all planned, right?
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 22/09/2026
These people then went on to ruin the world. Also that cabinet is amazing.
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Silicon Valley Saw The iPhone Coming 13 Yrs Before Apple
YouTube video by David Hoffman
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 22/09/2026
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Nicolas Cage in The Rock (1996)
Alt: Nicolas Cage in The Rock (1996)
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 22/09/2026
Anakin/Padmé meme he's going to be replaced as CEO, right?
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New video about Tim Curry premieres tomorrow! I see you shiver ... youtu.be/RTPd8FqVxS8
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How Tim Curry Changed Your Life
YouTube video by Matt Baume
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 20/09/2026
While I've been trying to get the draft of my play to get a table read somewhere in Portland, I've realized the issue that's been at the back of my mind about it: not ambitious enough! It now requires 91 performances for it to be told in its entirety as the script will change over time.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 20/09/2026
Had a dream that, upon waking, I thought would make a good setup for a mystery novel. Forgot at least 5 times over the span of an hour to sit down and write it in the Mystery section of my Writing Ideas doc. Oh, sleepy ADHD brain...you so silly.
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The accounting is in: In Oregon there are 111 data centers. The TOTAL number of people employed at data centers is just 2,630, or 0.1% of the labor force. Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon. Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.
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Oregon data centers by the numbers: 111 facilities consume nearly one-quarter of state’s power, according to new report
A first-of-its-kind report details the footprint of the controversial facilities.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 20/09/2026
I think it was in 1984 that I got a Burton Performer. The red one. All wood with three metal fins underneath the tail. I didn't get to ride it much before it was stolen. :/
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Sideways Revolution (1977–1987) | 50 Years of Snowboarding
YouTube video by Burton
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 20/09/2026
There's at least once place in Portland (indy) that has a place to browse and get recommendations from actual humans.
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Movie Madness is Home to 90,000+ Movie Titles Available to Rent
Movie Madness has over 90,000 titles, a myriad of movie memorabilia, and our state-of-the-art Miniplex screening room.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 19/09/2026
Woo! @claireoliphant.com just sold 2 glass art pieces!
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 19/09/2026
Progress on any project is progress. 99% sure this will be ready to publish next month.
Working cover for a workbook or sorts I'm putting out about tracking what makes the cafes you go to good or bad. It's called "Filtered Out" and the subtitle is "how to tell if a cafe is worth your time". I'm not overly happy with the cover, but it's good enough for now.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 18/09/2026
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Purest Green Blackadder
Alt: Scene from Blackadder II. Percy saying, "Purest Green" while holding a lump of green something he hoped would be alchemically-made gold.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 18/09/2026
Today, I shall be fluous.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 18/09/2026
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The revolutionary comedy of Dick Gregory (feat. Josh Johnson)
YouTube video by Garrison Hayes
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 18/09/2026
a pretty good way to gauge the conversation is whether people are talking about harm or risk harm is about what's happening now already risk is about what could maybe happen in the future and basically the whole ai cult scene is in agreement that possible risks are more important than current harm
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The Xerces Society for Invertebrate Conservation @xercessociety.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every year we make the case for keeping leaves, branches, & plant stems in your yard. Bugs need them for shelter! That’s not to say you can’t tidy up: rake leaves into garden beds, around trees, or just in a pile out of the way. All we ask is that you #LeaveTheLeaves! 🍂🐝 xerces.org/blog/leave-t...
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Leave the Leaves!
One of the most valuable ways to support pollinators and other invertebrates is to provide them with the shelter they need to survive the winter. Thankfully, all you need to do is do less yard work.
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matto @matthewoliphant.com · 18/09/2026
Every day, for a while now, I think about the ~166,000,000 people in the US that got the world into this mess.
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