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Conspiracy theory time, There’s going to be a push to ban guns due to the school shooting and it’s just an excuse to completely disarm Canada before Trump invades. 🤷🏻

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Sometimes you just have to let the kid out the key in the socket and see what happens. You know they’ll get electrocuted. You can tell them they’ll get electrocuted. They’ll never really know until you let them.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

You don’t always gotta immediately face down ass up. Sometimes kissy romantic sex is cool too.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Eating pussy with a bush in the same as kissing a dude with a beard. Idk why people are weird about it. Grow up.

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R. Souissi @rsouissivibes.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Lordddd... No one is saying that progressive candidates are bad. No one is saying socialist candidates are bad. But we are saying that Burlington Jesus, Nina Turner, and David Hogg are shitty people to have in your corner. We are also saying... Didn't disrespect the Black voters.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Oh no. Epstein entrapped these people by offering them sex with underaged girls. IDC. Burn it all. Fuck Bill Gates for even pretending to be on our side.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

The best conspiracy theory I’ve heard today is that Netanyahu is really Epstein after a FaceOff style cosmetic surgery.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I miss when YouTube videos were like, “Here’s this niche thing that at best you’ve only heard about in passing. Look how stupid and cool it is.” Now everything is literally, “Here is popular thing. Isn’t it popular. Please clap.” Idk. I’m probably just drunk and yelling at clouds.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Why did we stop calling bouquets nosegays?

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Don Lemon is still guilty and should be in prison.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Does anyone make tiny cast iron pokers? Like 6 inches or so? I think it would be cute for when I need to mess around with candles. Fish the wick out or push down the sides or whatever

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Who’s a little Bootsy and a little cat that goes meow meow meow and eats all of the rats. It’s Bootsy.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

The Popeyes near me finally opened. No one told me. I feel betrayed.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

They know. They know you know. You know they know you know. They don’t care. They aren’t your friend. They say what the people who pay them want them to say. The only difference between sides is who is paying them. Abandon the media. You have eyes and ears. Use them.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

So I have to simultaneously believe that the EU can’t do anything about Russia or Israel but will somehow rise to the occasion to stop Trump? Someone explain to me how this makes sense? Please. 🙏

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

WTF kinda bullshit is this?

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Oh no! Not the consequences of my own actions! Anything but that!

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Don’t worry. Bill Gates wasn’t actually the monster we all thought he was and definitely didn’t get an STD from a Russian hooker he got through Epstein.

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Ron Chusid @rchusid.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

If all the fascists took over one political party Americans would reject them. Instead the fascists split into two groups and took over two political parties. Half of the voters support each party while opposing the other.

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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

The election is years away and you’re all already like “yeah i’d vote for anyone”. Let me explain something: i get that mentality a month before the election. But it’s years away. SET SOME FUCKIN STANDARDS NOW. Because if you don’t we will end up with a losing candidate. AGAIN. Make demands!!

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

If you wanna block me or whatever, that’s cool, I get it. No judgement. I’m never going to pretend like people storming a religious service is anything but a hate crime. Fuck Don Lemon and his co conspirators. 🫡

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 30/01/2026

We are deeply saddened at the news of the passing of Magic legend Kai Budde. His achievements in the game and community go beyond what we could say in one post. Our thoughts go out to Kai's friends and family in this moment. Remembering Kai Budde: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Would be real cool if someone disappeared Putin and the ayatollah in the middle of the night. Just saying. 👀

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Is Batman canonically a furry?

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Never trust anyone that calls looking at CSAM a victimless crime. It’s a really easy way to weed out all the creeps.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

High Guard would be 1000% better if they took out the combat and I could just ride my horsey around. Big being 9 when OoT came out and just riding Epona around Hyrule field vibes.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

This worked out great when we did it to Napoleon. Absolutely nothing bad will happen at all.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Idc what you say. Taco Bell is a fine upstanding establishment and they have served my family well for generations.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Is there any way to play Heretic II without being a pirate? Asking for a friend.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I want to be the creepy old man playing harmonica on the park bench as background music for children doing mischief. Is that a paying position?

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

If you won’t buy a gun, will you please buy gratuitous amounts of ammo? Would be very helpful when we’re looting your house in the post apocalyptic future. Preferably 45 and 12 gauge. 🫡

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

America is literally dareing Iran to attack its boats so it can start a full scale land invasion. Prove me wrong.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Prediction: The Shelter Fortnite mode will be significantly more popular than the movie.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

How far are we away from the rich being able to pay the poor to serve jail sentences for them? I give it less than 20 years.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Guys. I confessed my undying love to the other half of my soul. She left me on read. I tried looking up suicide but Google just kept giving me an 800 number. WTF do I do?

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Barbara Gordon @thebookwizard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Y’all, ICE is raiding Zipps locations throughout Phoenix apparently as an “ongoing criminal investigation.” Chinga la migra

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Anyone else hinge right now? Cheesey bean and rice burrito + onions + potatoes + guacamole is literally the best.

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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Feel powerless? Everything sucks right now? I am once again reminding everyone that one of the BEST, most basic things the average person can do to resist this fucking regime is to STOP BUYING SHIT. Stop spending money and if you DO spend it: spend small, spend local, spend independent.

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Is there a ring that has a lil chip so I can just tap and go and not get my phone or card out yet?

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Matthewie @matthewie.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

If you travel fast enough time quits moving. If that isn’t motivation for cardio idk what is.

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