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Matthew Glidden

@matthewglidden.bsky.social
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He/him and that profile banner pic is my cat informing me the bed is occupied. Baseball hobby stuff under @number5typecard.

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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I thought our house had appropriately spooky seasonal decor, until the next door house put out two 🎃 ...and an asbestos removal team
A grey and white house with a white slatted fence along its front sidewalk. There are two pumpkins and one trash container outside. Several windows covered by plastic wrap and pink tape, indicating its status as an asbestos removal site.
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Reading to our new furry boi, Cat Vonnegut, Jr.
Pale man with beard and glasses holding the book "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut. A brown tabby cat looks on from its perch above.
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The Amsterdam canals are beautiful but I’m not sure what its residents are up to
A beautiful landscape view of downtown Amsterdam along a canal on a sunny dayA small boat designed to look like the Nintendo switch, floating in a canalA small boat painted like the General Lee from the TV show The Dukes of Hazzard, floating in a canal
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Leamington Spa UK highlights
Nutella jar that shows a countryside in Northumberland UKPublic walkway in Leamington Spa that shows artistic color palettes relevant to local areasPale bearded man standing next to an art panel that shows the Atari figure for E.T. The extra terrestrialWater reflection at night that shows a terrace restaurant lit in yellow and purple
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Many ocean things today
Black dog relaxing next to a high ocean cliff Harbor seal relaxing in a boat marina dockBlonde woman looking through binoculars while helming a sail boatPale man in a baseball cap looking at the camera from the deck of a sailboat
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
if people ask where to find emotion, i find a good negroni and FGtH WttPd are what it takes www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R8B... as the comment says, "as long as these songs are, i promise you they are not long enough"
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Frankie Goes to Hollywood ft. Steve Howe - Welcome to the Pleasuredome (Produced by Trevor Horn)
YouTube video by Trevor Horn
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
i got a degree in japanese because of anime so am inventing a time machine to go back and block/report this guy, how dare he
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Wet Leg reminds you to love each other, enjoy concert bubbles, and also never skip squat day
The band Wet Leg performing on stage as thousands of soap bubbles float through the air above the teeming crowd
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Attending @brattletheatre.bsky.social big screen shows for Twin Peaks the Return? Remember to pay respect to their (forever) concession stand employee of the month. brattlefilm.org/film-series/...
Pale man wearing glasses who's standing next to a small mounted photo of the character Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks.
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Also no longer willing to risk life and limb repairing my slanted roof, so called in a bro named John to do it; what’s the government office for turning in my bro card
Slanted house roof with two areas that need repair circled in white
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Hunted through both boxes of "spare cables" and no long have an extra one of these, marking the end of my usefulness as a man
A pale hand holding the end of a coaxial cable
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
so does it just shoot right out when i open the lid or...
Cardboard box labeled "shoe shine sponge" that shows a pale man getting sprayed in the face by a jet of water, sharply contradicting what you might expect from a shoe shine product
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Not sure what emotions I’m feeling from this random cover/disc combo
Hand holding the cover of the DVD for The Princess BrideInside of the DVD case, which shows the disc is The Princess Diaries
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Cats of Chicago
A black cat with a bright light above its headA grey cat whose face is half obscured by a water bottleA grey cat illuminated by a pink lampA black cat looking with a skeptical eye on a breakfast plate of eggs and toast
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Sources tell me that @xaiax.net has made it around the sun again! and something tells me he still has this shirt somewhere
Two pale men wearing gamer-related shirts with text on them. Read together, they say "I went to the AbleGamers Charity booth and all I got was Jeff Goldblum."
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Our apple tree is laden but some people are too impatient for home fermentation
An apple tree laden with green applesTwo people carrying home hard cider on cans
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Elise Wang @elisewang.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
So this phrase “able-bodied” has clearly been on the most recent list of R talking points. It comes from the first round of English labor laws, which were instituted after the Black Death. A mini medieval story time!
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I can confirm @trainersunny617.bsky.social knows all the classic poses for summer
A pale woman in a black bikini poses with crossed legs against a railing with a large, mirrored skyscraper in the backgroundA classic stone statue of a youthful character wearing a horned cap and staff with crossed snakes. He's posed with one leg placed forward.
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Shout out to Marvel movies for subtitling glasses-wearing Hulk as “Smart Hulk.” Looks like “Near-sighted Hulk” died in the audience focus group.
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Me: wow, glad I hit the barber before this heat wave S.O.: I WHIP MY HAAAAAAAIR
Blonde hair being whipped up and overA copious amount of blonde hair
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The season for my favorite soda is back #sodaseason
A tall, frosty glass of Schooner’s sarsaparilla
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
My brother got married yesterday to a charmer who loves to sing with him and emits nothing but good vibes. They are my personal timeline cleanse.
A wedding couple singing together. The groom holds a bright pastel flower bouquet.A wedding couple dancing together outside. The bride wears a flower coronet and the groom's in a tan suit.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I'm so scared of cities. All those buildings so close to each other. You can go to the movie theater and a restaurant and the park while walking, in defiance of God. There are people you haven't met before. Sometimes there's a dog in a jacket
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
“Ladies and gentleman, The Weekend” @kaboobi.com
A pale man wearing glasses holds a beer that has a far too large head. He seems nonplussed by this.
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
How @trainersunny617.bsky.social felt 1 min, 1 hour, and 1 afternoon after her half marathon today
Blonde woman wearing a green top and race medal standing next to a fundraising banner reading "Upper Valley Haven" and pale man in black jacket and sunglasses.Smiling blonde woman sitting in a stuffed chair holding up a race medal and newspaper that promises coverage of the Covered Bridges Half Marathon that she just finished in Vermont.Blonde woman wearing a blue top and miming sleep on an art museum bench.
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
That's what I'm talking about right there
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
At the start of this Pride Month, I am open to something Campy
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
When life gives you blind lemons
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
He was the best chonk we saw all week
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Our hotel features Buckwheat the cat, a lovable chonk who they say receives more holiday cards than any human who works there. Put me down for one!
Grey tabby cat with medium hair lying in the sun on a wooden deck.
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Nice spring day, time to cheat on my favorite neighborhood dive bar with the other neighborhood dive bar
Two beer cans and sunglasses sitting on a bar top
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
anyway, this series is fun and worth your time
Cover for the book "A Fiancee's Guide to First Wives and Murder" by Dianne Freeman
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Finished third in fave series of mystery romances today and UGH why library make me wait for next one, this is intolerable
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Spring we ❤️ you
Rain dappled red tulips planted in a row garden, next to one yellow bloomRain dappled red tulips planted in a row garden, with yellow highlights on one tulip
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
bob dylan's harmonica? is this economy?
voice mail transcription of a family message that mentions my nephew's ability to play harmonica as if he were Bob Dylan several times
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
and i am in particular calling attention to "rubber lover"
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I can recommend the full Dee-Lite Elektra Years without reservation www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8AR...
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Good Beat
YouTube video by Deee-Lite - Topic
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
It's a burning fire, this heart of mine!
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
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a man wearing a t-shirt that says " total party kill "
Alt: Animated gif of a bearded man comically cracking his knuckles and then waving his forearms up like he's about to box, but in such a goofy way you can tell he's pretending
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
When I saw that my great-grandpa's brother Bryan built a long-term railroad accountancy career, I did wonder if that level of responsibility would take a heel turn and yep, it sure did.
March 29, 1930 headline titled "Two embezzlers given terms in federal jail" which describes two members of the Toledo Shore Line railroad who were sentenced to federal prison for two years. One of them is Bryan Thomas, my great grandfather's brother.
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popular science robinson @saraiya.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
a bit shocking that nobody in that whole telecast had anything to say about trans rights/visibility/acceptance
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Before this, we just knew that grandpa had gone west at some point, pursuing work during the Depression. Looks now like he wanted to stay close to family by enlisting one state away from where his mom & dad were stationed. His dad went on to serve across WWI & WWII, quite a window of history.
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Learned today that my grandpa enlisted at 17 (fudging his birth year) to follow his dad's career military footsteps, only for his mom to pass suddenly four months later. He was discharged after less than a year for debiliitating depression that prevented effective service, and geez do you think?
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The whole section from first person camera prob looks normal today, if you were raised on first person shooters! But it was nuts for the time!
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I'll never tire of surrealist 40s film scenes www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6do...
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Humphrey Bogart dark passage botched plastic job.(Part 2) Houseley Stevenson.
YouTube video by eddies Movies77
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Family member's getting minor facial surgery today and I assured them I was pulling for a Humphrey Bogart outcome www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIlb...
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Dark Passage (1947) ORIGINAL TRAILER [HD 1080p]
YouTube video by HD Retro Trailers
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Oh man! My dude!
News article summarizing the career and passing of Francesco Rivella, an important contributor to the development of the Nutella spread.
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Matthew Glidden @matthewglidden.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Amaaaazing, that's such terrific memory/memories. Hang on to anything concrete from those shows?
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