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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 10h
I've seen it done with a shoe but I didn't really understand it
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 11h
Something undignified about BBC1 - the FLAGSHIP CHANNEL - broadcasting something proudly referring to itself as a "video podcast"
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 14h
Klein bottle calzone
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 14h
Ooh, a quattro stagione but with antipodes
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 16h
Maybe this could be adapted for tv. Celebrity sausage house. Last one scarfing. One banger after another
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 19h
Remember to buy one this year! Choc seems out of stock but the others are available
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 23h
big tops
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
something like 'Your benxxxxxxxx needs servicing on/by:'
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
something off an old Bendix appliance?
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's also the right slice of Vienna for all the Bruegels in the Kunsthistoriches museum
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A similar pick but I'll take Milano for mountains and a nice slice of coast
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Christa Pike now benching 300
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Guys with guys
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The guy on the left, his swastika is peeling off
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Presumably the first anagram of arse cannon to win a Nobel prize
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They wanted something coastal
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh yeah, I've watched that multiple times already
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hopefully Lundy's 3 endemic species (Lundy cabbage, Lundy cabbage weevils, and Lundy cabbage flea beetles) will cling on
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'll try and remember the date
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Since 1945, seabrooks and nukes
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seems ok here
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This sounds like the operation uncovered in The Big Sleep
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lovely. Used to see this now and again with the Shard going from completely shrouded to fully visible in about a minute and the bit in between is like magic
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The tiger is out OUT
Micky Flanagan
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think our minds went to the same place at first
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
looks like some sort of summoning ritual
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Inspired by a mutual to read this again. Feels like sitting down to eat an entire wedding cake
Paperback copy of Ada or Ardor by Vladimir Nabokov
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Christmas tree topper decoration in the form of Jeanne Dielman peeling a potato
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was a bit puzzled about these, as far as I can tell they are massive slow release pills that you'd place right into the horses throat with a special bit of kit.
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The secret history
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And the life of the ebony clock went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the tripods expired. And Darkness and Decay and the Red Drench held illimitable dominion over all.
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drench time! Let's have a drench
A package labelled Red Drench, chill and cleansing drink for cattle and sheep
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
West, to the Reading 'we have the Bayeux Tapestry at home' museum. Also, the Museum of English Rural Life
A section of a replica of the Bayeux tapestry showing King Harold being slain by a Norman horseman with his sword. Caption reads Here King Harold has been killedA box of gelatine coated horse balls
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mine would have been a wanking joke. You?
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was going to make a joke about garrotting the galgos, and then I looked up what it actually is and am now too sad to continue
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
End of an era in Woolwich
A couple of guys removing the signage from a WImpy restaurant
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That terrace is stunning. The bus is nice too
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh god, I was just thinking about his capital punishment film after recent events
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mogglebox
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It feels very Flaming Lips
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rewatching late nineties police drama The Cops (iPlayer), it holds up pretty well
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I used to run something like this for World Cups and Euros. Everyone picked Pepe
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah that's shoddy
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah shit, what happened? Is this just it being at full capacity and prior slots not moving through on time?
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tuskmuster, quickly cancelled elephant poaching show
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get your contemporary English fascist name by mashing together a small boy from a Roald Dahl story and maybe just a syllable or two from the first thing you see upon opening the kitchen cupboard. I'm Charlie Vinners
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought violet
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'd do that but also make them just sit football out for 5 years or so
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He has a home but chooses not to live in it
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rascal!
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