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The BiPolar Express

@matthew-harmon.bsky.social
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Rather burn twice as bright for half as long... half of the time

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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
sweet licks brah
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Bitchin 😎🎸
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
But then who will be left to appreciate it when I go agro mid sesh and be like "IKNOWYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE!!!"
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Sid from Toy Story...
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I miss the Houston Oilers. Their uniforms were dope along with Warren Moon and Earl Campbell.
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
According to this, unlikely. www.wunderground.com/history/dail...
wunderground.com
Seattle, WA Weather History | Weather Underground
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Schroedinger's planet? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
That would be a dope cosmestic gun mod in CoD
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
That was too quick. YOU SET ME UP!
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Shouldn'tuv done that Joe
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
9,950,000
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
A picture of Forrest Gump talking to Lt. Dan with the text:

When a Worker says they're a Capitalist
“But you ain't got no capital,
Lieutenant Dan.”
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
You say that like it means something. Does this scare you because you're a millionaire in waiting? Sorry, you can't have it all. Basic modern ammenities vs. Avocado toast for us, predatory affluence vs the ability to walk in broad day light like shit is sweet for them. Decisions, decisions.
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Bookaholic Bex @bexbookaholic.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The gay memes are funny and all, but what I really think is going through their mind is "Look at this show horse peacocking for our attention. Must put on a theatrical feaux expression of being impressed, which is difficult since we've witnessed kids being hunted by leopards on Jeff's island".
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
So? Let 'er slap. It's just theatrics
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Paul Doroshenko / Prairie Paul🇺🇦🇨🇦 @pauldoroshenko.com · 02/12/2024
Spoiler alert.
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Pestilent primates settlers of the shifting sands Scarring Gaia's flesh
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I dunno, but I'm openly declaring war on those who add alchol to egg nog. It's one of the most delicious things in the known universe and too rare of a commodity to sully. #FreeTheNog
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
youtube.com/shorts/O_aBV...
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THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
YouTube video by Luna Aclips
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
*Rat
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Reat reminded me of @psychicpebbles.bsky.social Is this you and Tomar when video's off?
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
comicbook.com/anime/news/d...
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Someone should make an amv out of the frumpy lady that tried to be her and use "Dream Girl" by Lonely Island as the song
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Look at this fucking cat... look at 'im go! youtube.com/shorts/g-X5r...
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Margay 🐱 One Of The Cutest And Most Exotic Animals In The World #shorts
YouTube video by 1 Minute Animals
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Could be worse. Could be me who's reviled by all no matter the circumstances... *thinks of a character named "Sir Cum Stances" who is a tall skinny man with a top hat and monocle who always strikes a different pose whilst ejaculating* So to your peers, bear witness of what could be
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Nooo. that'd be a clock, uh-derr
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
$500 on Tuna. Buy BUY!!!
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 27/11/2024
Weed that makes you gay
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Bolero's Wisdom - Gator Days
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
We don't need no education, aye.
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
credit: Reddit user "u/killerNen"
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Only if it's consistent. "Evil" people are just people who commit acts that are inconvenient for a societal group's plan to progress whatever their vision of where they slot into the world. Kind deeds are distractions to keep people from understanding the realities of nature and "go rogue".
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I like big girls with big calves. I like to push their leg up and let it drop so it'll thunk me on the head.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Car salesman: THIS CAR HAS EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOOD, WATER, ALL THAT STUFF
Customer: OH I DON'T NEED ANAL CLEANSE
Car salesman: ....ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T CLEANSE YOUR ANUS? GET YOUR SHIT-CAKED ASS OUT OF MY FUCKING CAR
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This world isn't big enough for 2 Emily's...
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pervis @pervis.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Pervis:I AM RIDING IN A CAR WITH MY FATHER! 
Pervis:I JUST NEED TO TURN THE LIGHT ON FOR A SECOND! 
Pervis's father: SO HOW THIS IS IT ENDS.
*Car flies off cliff*
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pervis @pervis.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Pervis:I'M GONNA PLAY AS AN EVIL GUY!
Game: PET DOG?
*Pervis selects No* DOG IS SAD. 
Sanitation worker:I'M NOT GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE GARBAGE TRUCK 
Pervis: DO IT
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a football player with the word patriots on his shirt
ALT: a football player with the word patriots on his shirt
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a football player with the word patriots on his shirt
ALT: a football player with the word patriots on his shirt
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
"537 retweets" Pictures of the dead dog or you're a liar
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Were you feeling PECKish? Did you wash it down with some HENnessey? I'm EGGagerating. These jokes are for the birds.
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Wait a minute. If those aren't human women then that means I've been fuc... oh dear God...
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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The BiPolar Express @matthew-harmon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
iykyk
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