Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 01/09/2026I’m the guy in the fantasy football league who doesn’t really watch football, doesn’t keep up with the news, and just plays by the numbers. Sometimes it works out great, I took first of ten twice in a row! On the other hand 000
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 25/08/2026Huge congrats to Kehinde Wiley, every art school student dreams of the day when the U.S. State Department calls their work “aesthetically terrifying” www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/a...nytimes.comTrump Officials Propose Sale of ‘Woke’ Painting by Kehinde WileyThe State Department recently removed the painting of Dominicans from a U.S. embassy, noting it was by the artist who made Barack Obama’s presidential portrait. 041
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 15/07/2026Shout out to the kid who yelled to me while I kayaked under this bridge to stick my paddle down in the water so he could see how deep it was and then called me a liar when I only stuck the paddle in two thirds of the way (he was right I was lying) 060
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 05/05/2026Curious to know what data point in Facebook's algorithmic taste profile of me resulted in this suggested post 130
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 27/04/2026David Foster Wallace could never www.fastcompany.com/91531587/kit...fastcompany.comKitKat’s newest product is . . . a Faraday cage?KitKat's new wrapper is a pouch designed to block signals to your phone. 010
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 27/04/2026I was just thinking this morning about all the Steve Jobs emulation in tech which is obviously misguided in a number of ways, but not least because people focus so much on the fact that he was a dick to his employees or that he wore the same clothes every day and not on this: 1161
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 01/04/2026@therafischwartz.bsky.social I assume you're already on top of this but just in case! www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLRC...youtube.comDon't Happy Be WorryYouTube video by Dillinger Four 110
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 05/11/2025My neighborhood already had lots of Little Free Libraries, so instead of adding another one I built this poem dispenser for my boulevard 1100
Reposted by Matt HealyStar Tribune Going Out @stribgoingout.startribune.com · 28/08/2025Just in case you need a little joy today: here are some lovely llama costumes from the 4-H costume contest at the State Fair 📸: Aaron Lavinsky/The Minnesota Star Tribune 315971
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 03/07/2025@seankershaw.bsky.social The Aldine pedestrian bridge is getting a little hairy to navigate, any chance somebody could come cut this back a bit? 320
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 07/06/2025I don’t know who needs to hear this but when your kid is playing with her squishy dog toy in the car seat and it explodes and she covers herself and the seat in a mysterious white cornstarchy substance and you have to immediately wash her off and wash her clothes and take apart the car seat (1/2) 110
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 08/05/2025@audreykennedy.bsky.social I love what you folks do at Axios and am a daily reader. My only small note is that this piece from today did not include the word "rhubarbitrage" 010
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 17/03/2025Dying to know what Gift of the Magi situation led to this person having no use for their brand-new chicken plucker 021
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 05/03/2025Was feeling very rugged after digging out the driveway to get the car out and get the kid to daycare, and then when I got there I saw a dad pulling up on cross-country skis and towing his kid in a Burley trailer 020
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 22/01/2025My 3-year-old is constipated and my dishwasher’s drain is backed up. Anybody know if there’s a product that can just solve both of these problems 420
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 21/01/2025Look AI and self-driving cars are great and all, but on days like this I seriously wake up and am struck by the technological miracle that I can live in a house that stays a comfortable temperature all year round 130
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 20/12/2024@seankershaw.bsky.social Are you folks ticketing/towing today? I think the snow emergency communication was good, but compliance in my neighborhood is pretty bad (and the plows just came through) 100
Reposted by Matt Healykepano @stephango.com · 03/12/2024Companies break promises all the time. A self-guaranteeing promise does not require you to trust anyone. Full essay: stephango.com/self-guarantee 59516
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 27/11/2024My favorite new hobby is buying things for $40 on Facebook Marketplace. Somehow everyone seems to have agreed on that price for large used items. Backyard grill? $40. Basement freezer? $40. The best part is that if you decide you're done with something you bought, you can just sell it again for $40. 230
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 16/11/2024When I first saw this I thought “well that’s just bookmarks, it should be a first-class feature”, but what’s cool about this is that feeds allow motivated users to just bootstrap whatever features they want. Very clever! 190
Reposted by Matt HealyNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024While I like the starter packs, I feel like the sudden influx of Bluesky user has destroyed the art of finding mutuals in bespoke ways, like posting “Boof Bonser” in someone’s mentions at 2:30am. 2942318
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 15/11/2024Dear 90s bands: instead of touring endlessly playing songs written for teenagers to middle-aged audiences, more of you should be following Chris Ballew’s lead, who pivoted to kids music and is still writing songs that slap just as hard as the Presidents top hits did open.spotify.com/track/5IcFRK...open.spotify.comStompy The BearCaspar Babypants · HOT DOG! · Song · 2012 112
