Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 18/09/2026we need to invite a new kind of flipping people off that's called the Urban Bird and people from Apple Valley or whatever aren't allowed to use it 010
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 17/09/2026I think my favorite is the Snoopy doghouse that is for some reason hiding in the Yum parking lot where it can't be seen from the street 000
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 15/09/2026www.instagram.com/truewagner, he's got a mailing list you can sign up forinstagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 100
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 15/09/2026wait am i actually ruining the bit for somebody if i tell you what this is 100
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 15/09/2026looking forward to this hotly anticipated successor to your baking bestseller “life is pain” 120
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 09/09/2026funny that they don't seem to write as many op-eds once they've changed their minds as they did when they were mad 050
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 06/09/2026That can’t be right, a bunch of thirsty aspiring influencers on twitter told me it’s the second coming 010
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 01/09/2026I’m the guy in the fantasy football league who doesn’t really watch football, doesn’t keep up with the news, and just plays by the numbers. Sometimes it works out great, I took first of ten twice in a row! On the other hand 000
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 28/08/2026Damn, I can’t believe they found it. Seems like it was just lucky? The quick response to shots fired system wins again 100
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 25/08/2026Huge congrats to Kehinde Wiley, every art school student dreams of the day when the U.S. State Department calls their work “aesthetically terrifying” www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/a...nytimes.comTrump Officials Propose Sale of ‘Woke’ Painting by Kehinde WileyThe State Department recently removed the painting of Dominicans from a U.S. embassy, noting it was by the artist who made Barack Obama’s presidential portrait. 041
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 24/08/2026My god, the longer I look at it the more awesome it becomes 160
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 22/08/2026The only remaining risk is now he won’t be willing to settle for any other pancake 010
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 21/08/2026the mrs and I have been greatly enjoying your contributions to this discourse. that group could use a little levity now and then 130
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 17/08/2026Yeah, at the time Sean Kershaw had some kind of explanation about how if they paved it edge-to-edge it would trigger an ADA audit and they did not have the money to fix all the curb cuts etc. in time. Still weak sauce and short-term thinking obviously, but at least they were communicative 010
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 17/08/2026All they city's said about Hamline's future is that it's due for reconstruction in 2035 at the earliest, so we're definitely going to have issues before then 010
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 17/08/2026(see the absolutely egregious example where they skim-paved Summit for the marathon a few years ago but *skipped the bike lanes*, and now it's back to looking like swiss cheese already) 220
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 17/08/2026Not to be pedantic (because I certainly agree with @blindeke.bsky.social's point here), but this repaving of Hamline was a skim paving, not a full mill-and-overlay. I only bring it up because this means it'll likely have deteriorated again in 3 years or so and we'll be back to this debate 210
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 15/08/2026Also even if your homeowners or renters insurance covers it, your deductible could easily be $2500, so not much help 110
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 13/08/2026I've also talked to a number of people who are less confident bikers for whom having the throttle to get rolling from a dead stop makes them feel much more comfortable / steady 5270
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 12/08/2026Fair, and you certainly have a lot more eye-test data than I do 100
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 12/08/2026Errr, not to be a hater but am I missing something? He's got a 41 OPS+. Not to discount the clutch hit just now 100
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 11/08/2026remember when we covered this song in our high school gym and then all the jocks and cheerleaders applauded us and carried us out of the gym on their shoulders while chanting our names 110
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 07/08/2026open.spotify.com/track/1U6AY4...open.spotify.comSt. Paul SkylineThe Shackletons · Formerly The Albatross · Song · 2024 010
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 07/08/2026open.spotify.com/track/1U6AY4...open.spotify.comSt. Paul SkylineThe Shackletons · Formerly The Albatross · Song · 2024 010
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 05/08/2026You at your desk in the mid-eighties with your calculator out, checking if you have enough ad budget left for “turgid garden hose” at $5/word 020
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 04/08/2026Gary Todd is giving Jane McClure a run for her money lately in terms of Villager column inches 020
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 04/08/2026Oh my god, I seriously cannot understate the impact this will have on my family's life, we hang out over there all the time. BIG COW 110
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 03/08/2026The tragedy of the middle-aged man is that sneeze violence only increases as the back muscles atrophy 031
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 31/07/2026They had to get rid of this one after some freshman on a work study turned both "FAST" and "SLOW" up to 10 and the silo exploded 110
Matt Healy @matthealy.com · 31/07/2026Pick me up an auto-rebounding basketball practice hoop while you’re over there 100
