Reposted by MattDrumDawgWill Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 20hdata visualization is my passion 512117
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Okay @ari.lobbingscorchers.com “Marky 2 Saints” is pretty damn good too 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Apple TV MLS commentator on the Sounders v SKC match before a set piece: “Keep an eye on Jordan Morris here” Neither Apple TV MLS commentator: “Cristian Roldan has twice as many goals from set pieces alone as Jordan Morris has total this season, perhaps it is him we should be keeping an eye on” 030
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m off Twitter; do the Q/USMNT bots think Sebastian Berhalter is good now that he plays in Europe? Hopefully someone’s out there telling them that he was doing the exact same shit in Vancouver lol 101
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wow I am truly enraged that the Sounders match tonight didn’t get its own episode of MLS Wrap-Up. Such obvious and ridiculous east coast bias. 030
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The people that can’t accept that Jesus was a brown dude are the same people whose “personal prayer languages with God” sound hella Arabic 🙃 010
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Calling the Seattle Sounders “Worm Burner FC” until they stop scoring multiple ankle-level rippers from outside the box every match @soundersfc.com 010
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“But what if my dog gets autism” jfc people please get a grip lmao 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I know a lot of people hate the Apple Cup being in September but this has gotta be the nicest weather the Apple Cup has ever had. Like imagine sailgating in non-shitty weather before an Apple Cup lmao 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Not a huge baseball fan and generally think MLB plays way too games but I gotta admit it’s pretty sick that it’s possible for teams to be 69-69. NICE. 110
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Absolutely love videos like this. Also love the way Jovelic peels off the 18 as Rusnak receives the ball; you can tell he sees the next pass and knows there’s a shot on if he can just give himself a little bit of runway (and separation from Chicago’s CBs). Great movement 010
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Lmfao the fact that it took Dejan Jovelic like 10 fucking minutes to break the Sounders’ season-long (20 match) streak of games without the starting 9 scoring a goal is absolutely sending me. Welcome to Seattle, brother. 090
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Lmao bro thinks “y’all” is “folksy”. When the rappers I listen to say “y’all” in their music I know my first thought is always “wow that’s so folksy” 010
Reposted by MattDrumDawgDavid Gass @empiregass.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This isn’t enough of punishment. It’s arrogant that they’re the ONLY side who breaks this rule. Argentina did as well at the World Cup weird coincidence 61075
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Yeah no the Leagues Cup quarterfinal locations totally made sense, I have zero questions and there’s no way this could’ve been done differently/better/more efficiently! 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dejan Jovelic to the Sounders is such a great move. Once Cristian Roldan comes back we’ll be unstoppable; we already know Roldan can feed him the rock 🥲youtube.comJoveljic equalizes off of the Sounders mistake 😳 #Kansas #MLSYouTube video by FOX Soccer 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’m not sure if I’m stupid or crazy or what, but I stg finding MLS content on the Apple TV iOS app is WAY too difficult. Seems like sometimes I can find the MLS option in the main menu (but not after a whole lot of scrolling), and other times, it’s LITERALLY NOT THERE AT ALL. What are we doing here? 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Alhassan Yusuf for New England Revolution against DC United assorted stats: - 69 touches - 6.9 miles covered Nice 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Brb solving all of MLS’s problems real quick: - 36 teams, 2 leagues (MLS & MLS2) - Balanced schedule in each - Closed Pro/Rel between them - Top 8 in both leagues make a league-specific playoff (home & home, single final) - Both MLS2 finalists and 3rd place team promoted - Bottom 3 in MLS relegated 010
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Are the people coming up with this shit real people that actually live on planet earth? WHO IS ASKING FOR THIS?!? This is the worst over-engineering of a simply-solved problem I’ve seen since Spotify made an entire fuckin shuffle algorithm to replace what should be a random number generator 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Now that we’ve finally lost 8 straight, Portland can’t say SHEEIIT 😭😭😭 020
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Jesus fucking Christ lmao the Seattle Sounders are bad dude 010
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Austin FC absolutely killed it with those purple Archive collection kits. They dialed in an immaculate shade of purple and overall aesthetic. It’s also obvious their fans love them too; this past weekend, less than a week after dropping, Q2 stadium looked like it was 35-40% purple lmao 010
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Nashville SC front office out here playing 4D chess: - See Miami get terrorized by Seattle in Leagues Cup final - Get terrorized by Miami multiple times thereafter - Need a left back - Sign the LB that started for Seattle in the aforementioned final - Unbeaten v Miami since, just terrorized them 4-1 170
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Apple TV MLS play-by-play commentator on the Sounders v Chivas match: de RoSAIRio Apple TV MLS color commentator: de Rosario (correctly pronounced) Not the play-by-play guy at any point despite hearing his partner repeatedly pronounce an iconic MLS last name correctly (also halftime): de Rosario 010
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Of all the truncated nicknames @ari.lobbingscorchers.com has come up with on @lobbingscorchers.com, “Bob Louie” for Robert Lewandowski might just be his masterpiece 🤣 0102
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Been hearing a lot of white folks really struggle to say “Querétaro” over the past few days and like…not only is it not that hard to pronounce properly imo, it’s also a genuinely fun word to say. Work on those “r” tongue taps my fellow gringos! 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The Apple TV MLS crew on the Sounders v Querétaro match: Kretro, Kurayturo Not that Apple TV MLS crew: Querétaro Bro I don’t gaf how white you are, as a professional, maybe learn to pronounce the team name properly and consistently before broadcasting their game? 020
Reposted by MattDrumDawgAlex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026TV show idea: a reverse Wrexham. I get put in charge of a huge soccer team like Man City or Arsenal and through a charming documentary series I see how many times I can get them relegated. 3537220
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I get that this is kind of the point of Leagues Cup (and also it’s LA) but it’s interesting to me that the crowd at Chivas vs LAFC, one of MLS’s best-supported teams, at their 22k seat stadium, looks to be ~50% Chivas fans. Really shows the stronghold Liga MX still has here. MLS with work to do. 110
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Nouhou giving a new meaning to the term “ball watching” on that second Toluca goal. Really sucks that the Sounders have ZERO backup LBs because Nouhou needs to fucking sit for a few games. He deserves to sweat but feels absolutely no heat. 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Lmao the discourse around wildfires is so funny to me because one side screams “CLIMATE CHANGE” while the other side screams “FOREST MISMANAGEMENT” and for some reason it seems to occur to nobody that two things can be true at once and a thing can have more than a single cause 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Not only have the Seattle Sounders lost three matches in a row to bad teams, they’ve also also lost three matches in a row to interim coaches 🫠🫠🫠 020
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Man the air last night, even at our house, almost 7 miles away from the Puget Sound, smelled like saltwater. Just one of the best fucking smells in the world. Seattle summer is just so good. 010
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026So you’re telling me England CAN still play attacking soccer after taking a lead? But when they were playing the comeback kings, they went up one goal and bunkered? Are…are we sure that was entirely THEIR decision? Cause that’s a mighty fine narrative to get FIFA’s golden boy into one last final… 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The USMNT: Ah hell yeah a really important home game in Seattle that means so much to our fans, let’s come out super flat and look nothing like the team folks were seeing earlier in this competition The Sounders: Hold my fuckin beer Simply shambolic stuff from the Orca boys lmao 040
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Icl one of my favorite underrated small things about the World Cup was the fact that a 7pm kickoff meant a fucking 7pm kickoff. I was numb to MLS’s kickoff time bullshit before but the World Cup has fully radicalized me #MLS 010
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Phil Nevs may be the most unintentionally funny person on the planet 😭😭 Already miss him at Portland so much 🥺 010
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026@soccerwisehq.bsky.social rightfully blasting the England v Norway World Cup quarterfinal taking place in Miami at 5pm local time in July. I am once again insufferably reminding everyone that the “feels like” temperature in Seattle at the same euro-pandering time was at LEAST 20 degrees cooler. 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Like my timeline has been all World Cup. Complete bliss. I did not wanna see those mfs on my timeline. But this, I guess, I’ll allow 010
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Lmao damn Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell in the same week is absolutely wild 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lmao they could be playing this game in Seattle where it’s 72 degrees with 47% humidity (“feels like” 72) at 8:40pm but no they’re playing it where it’s 80 degrees with 66% humidity (“feels like” 84) at 10:40pm. 010
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I am normally someone who likes to see the team that beat my team in a tournament go all the way because it means we lost to the best. But not Belgium. Belgium can get fucked. Vamos La Roja, viva España! 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Pretty sure the only home run of my (rightfully short) little league career was scored this way…off of a bunt 🙈 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026So personally, I’ma enjoy the fuck out of the fact that our boys are currently playing the ball of their life, and get to do it in a knockout World Cup match in my city (on a perfect summer day) If Balo scores the game winning goal, I will have zero icks and lose no sleep Just enjoy shit y’all jfc 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’ve personally seen multiple similar and worse “ankle stomps” this World Cup where I think “oof that looks bad, in MLS that’s a red” go completely uncarded or yield a yellow max. Balo never should’ve been suspended for this game. 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Man this Balo red card shit has brought out some of the most insufferable takes Breaking news: You can hate the optics, process, corruption, and fact that DJT was involved at all (and is attempting to talk about soccer lmao) WHILE STILL being glad Balo’s playing tonight (as he should, wasn’t a red) 000
MattDrumDawg @mattdrumdawg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Doyle cooking with high octane gas here (idc about the mixed metaphor here) 000
