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Matt Davis

@mattdavis.bsky.social
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Seen at JFL Montreal, JFL42, KLICfest, Bengaluru CF, Ed Fringe, bunch of others, toured thru 60+ countries, blah, blah, blah. Very pro naps. MattDavisComedy.com TownHallShow.com BadFamiliar.com

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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Thing I’ve been working on. Filming again next week July 30th in Birmingham (yeah, Alabama, where it’s needed!) TownHallShow.com if you want to check out more on it.
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Okay, So Here's One!: A Podcast Celebrating Street Jokes @oshopod.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The latest ep is now available where @heyitstva.bsky.social and Producer @dfiander.bsky.social talk with @mattdavis.bsky.social about his show "Everything is Great! A Town Hall for the People". Enjoy! oshopod.com/2025/04/09/e... #podcast #comedy #jokes
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Okay, So Here's One!: A Podcast Celebrating Street Jokes @oshopod.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Our Patreon video ep with @heyitstva.bsky.social and Producer @dfiander.bsky.social talking with @mattdavis.bsky.social dropped! Patreon members get full unedited video of episodes prior to their release as well as bonus perks. Join our Patreon for $3/month! www.patreon.com/posts/078-ma...
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078 - Matt Davis | Okay, So Here's One Podcast
Get more from Okay, So Here's One Podcast on Patreon
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I’m holding out for cowabunga-dude gender ideology, myself.
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Carlos E. Gates @carlosegates.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Writing from experience. We’re being forced to feel what I’m calling “mass learned helplessness”. We are watching our institutions that have been protecting us get ripped apart every day on MSM. Our leaders appear to be helpless. Helplessness is how we will be made to conform to the new America.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Nah. Scapegoats are sold to people. And politicians often do too little to combat it because the real fault is most often their own mismanagement. They protect their status quo right up until it’s taken away in the rising tide of dictatorial hate.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I love all these political strategists who are like “I can’t believe this! I’m so ashamed I supported this person!” and every time it’s a politician who you know for the right price would campaign against the moon’s existence.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
This is easily $35/mo in patreon subscriptions.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Chris Matthews spent two decades asking “how will this play in Iowa? can we trick the hayseeds or do we need to show our guy eating ice cream?” rather than “is this platform/legislation a good idea?” These people don’t have the skill set for this moment. They need to go live on a farm.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
They’ve tried to make her out as a villain for the entirety of her career precisely because she actually believes in the ideals of the U.S., while so many of the rest of them see those ideals as a script for a play.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Watched Gladiator II: Return of the Gladiator or whatever, and every time Denzel Washington exited a frame it felt like he was trying to leave the movie.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Edward Snowden just motioning wildly to everyone around him like wtf
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I don’t know, I feel like you CAN shoot values, right in the foot. Doubley dangerous when that foot stays in your mouth.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
AGs filing shitpost quality lawsuits to signal their fealty. We’re within a year of legal filings just being Pepe the frog memes, and a law degree being the academic equivalent of having a podcast. www.rawstory.com/dei-26711370...
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'Discriminatory!' Republican AG sues Starbucks for becoming ‘more female and less white’
A lawsuit filed by Missouri’s Republican attorney general claims Starbucks is unlawfully using diversity, equity and inclusion hiring practices that ultimately discriminate against its employees.In th...
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
If you think this is bad, @schumer.senate.gov and I were trying to watch the talkie film Steel Magnolias and the price of steel is more now because of tariffs! (Feel free to use this one, Charles)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/02/2025
Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Thoughtfully well put of course, but wish he’d just tweet 🔔 📕 🕯️ at Vance
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
In an odd twist, we are back to everyone using the same bathroom.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
These people are simply cowards. I’ve dealt with death threat nonsense and I don’t have a security detail. And other people deal with death threat nonsense all day everyday just for being born how they were born. Cowards
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Merrill Barr @merrillbarr.com · 09/02/2025
Is this man air fucking a trombone?
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
If you want to watch a grossly nationalistic, flag-wrapped, spectacle of corporate backed billionaires using other human beings as a proxy to compete for a made up prize, you may want to check out the current collapse of the USA. I hear Snoop may do a halftime show there, too.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The U.S. has this weird, absolute refusal to publicly talk about the particular beliefs of various factions of Christianity. Partly b/c most self-identifying Christians are only holiday-deep, & going along w/ the crowd.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
See ya at Gitmo, everybody! www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
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Trump says he will sign order targeting anti-Christian bias
U.S. President Donald Trump said on Thursday that he will create a commission on religious liberty and a faith office at the White House.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Best to be upwind from a dumpster fire. In Toronto this week. Ottawa next week. Rob Ford’s ghost is hosting both weeks.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
This Elon dork is trying to become Napoleon Bonapartheid
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Anything short of detaching healthcare from employment maintains a precondition that healthcare is something other than a human right. Using a union as a proxy merely abstracts it further, rather than addressing it.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Just saw Canadians praising Trudeau. That’s a bigger flip than George W Bush’s approval rating that other time a bunch of fundamentalists attacked the U.S.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
There appear to be at least three separately operating heel factions breaking things within the government in wholly different ways right now. There's the Miller-headed immigration one, the DOGE/Elon one, and a Project 2025 OMB one. This dynamic hasn't showed up in mainstream reporting at all.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Honestly, the fact that their power grabs are coming inside a wave of spam emails is so entirely on brand we should have expected it. (no offense intended by association to Ken haha)
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Dems are gonna meme the country out of fascism.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
They’ll run a lazy river right through a mass grave. Genocide to waterslide has always been their goal.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The attempt to end birthright citizenship isn’t about immigrants, ya morons. It’s about aligning citizenship to some other qualifier that you can be deemed in violation of later. Ya know, like fealty to your leader.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
It’s the Gulf of Freedom Fries or it’s nothing. Okay maybe Guacamole Ocean, b/c it’s more fun to say, but only one of those two. Where is @terriblemapshq.bsky.social on this?
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Saying “don’t treat people like shit” is bringing “her church into the world of politics,” because his entire political worldview is based on treating people like shit. Bad news for, well, people.
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Trump’s first executive order was to replace the bald eagle with Pepe the frog?! Frogs aren’t even birds!
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
A handy reply for authors: “My sincerest apologies, I had not considered stupid people may read this.”
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This is what the white stripes in the American flag represent. The red stripes represent the ink of the “denied” stamp. The stars in the corner are there to twinkle, and shine, and distract you from the stripes. 💫
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
We did it!
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
He asks again 16 months later
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Ah okay who is here now?
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
If you enjoy any of these, you’ll enjoy a live show. If you don’t, well, probably skip that then, right? Haha From shows in Pakistan, Canada, Macedonia, Thailand, maybe some others I forget. On The Bucket: fb.watch/q6oYuf9Zdm/ Same Video on Youtube: youtu.be/7ufv1bKzvu0
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ComeToEveryShow - A 15min Sampling of Matt Davis
This is a 15min video of bits that if you enjoy any of them, you will enjoy a live show. If you don't, maybe you won't, so you can skip it.BUT IF YOU DO: Sig...
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
A couple upcoming shows up on the site. Barcelona, Vienna, Brussels, Ghent, Frankfurt, Lichtenstein, Bratislava, several others I’ve misspelled a few times, and more being added! Go check them and tell your friends in all those places to come to every show! badfamiliar.com
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
For any Toronto people here. Couple shows to close out the year. I recommend Thursday. No one expects you on a Thursday. This link will eventually lead you to the details: bnds.us/jaoj5q
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Toronto and Ottawa, some club shows and a running of the new hour start next week! Club sets: Ottawa Sep 26-Oct 8 Toronto Oct 10-Oct 22 absolutecomedy.ca New hour WIP, “Colorful”: Ottawa: Oct 24 bit.ly/ColorfulOttawa
Matt Davis show poster for “Colorful” in Ottawa, Ontario Canada Oct 24, 2023Matt Davis looking like a Russian orthodox youth pastor behind text of upcoming Toronto and Ottawa shows. 
Club sets:
Ottawa Sep 26-Oct 8
Toronto Oct 10-Oct 22
https://absolutecomedy.ca

New hour WIP, “Colorful”:
Ottawa: Oct 24
https://bit.ly/ColorfulOttawa
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
A silly cartoon I made is an Official Selection for the 25th annual SideWalk Film Fest! 😮 Screening in the Episodic Shorts block Saturday Aug 26th I’ll put clips on Insta ( mattdaviscomedy ) when other things afoot allow 🤫 #GoingSomewhereWithMattDavis 🦄☕️🛥️
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Best advice I’ve ever read
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
A silly cartoon I made is an Official Selection for the 25th annual SideWalk Film Fest! 😮 Screening in the Episodic Shorts block Saturday Aug 26th I’ll put clips on Insta ( mattdaviscomedy ) when other things afoot allow 🤫 #GoingSomewhereWithMattDavis 🦄☕️🛥️
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Thoughts and prayers to the social media managers busy riding this app boom. Stay hydrated
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Matt Davis @mattdavis.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Is this the one?
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