Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Thought this was a Mr Show skerch until the very end 010
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Whoa this just activated some memories. The art is fantastic in this! 021
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Realist: French fries don’t come in bowls. This must be a dream controlled by an evil demon bent on deceiving me 000
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026That seems to me less a theory than an axiomatic truth 020
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Has jomboy ever gotten to break down a mound charge? There hasn’t been one for years. It would be like Christmas for him 010
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026There’s lots of analysis. Usually they turn out to be nothing, but sometimes they’re David Ortiz 080
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Don’t be ridiculous. He would just grab a liver from some roadkill 0230
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comIron Giant: Superman MomentAlt: Iron Giant: Superman Moment 000
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026static.klipy.comWho Are You? - Intense QuestionALT: Who Are You? - Intense Question 030
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Fun fact: in the UK they call sidewalks “pavement” 120
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Back in New York. Now THIS is a train station ~6 mi from Grand Central to the Battery makes it ~130-135 for the weekend (can’t be sure bc my app died a couple times, and I took some detours) 010
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I still care, Harry! I love the railroadsmusic.apple.comNobody Cares About the Railroads Anymore by Harry Nilsson on Apple MusicSong · 1969 · Duration 2:46 120
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The train is taking me and Rex back to New York. Harry Nilsson on the earbuds — Nobody Cares About the Railroad Anymore… I Guess the Lord Must Be in New York City 110
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Unironically, hooray for America. The Hudson Valley is gorgeous. This is one bit they haven’t managed to fuck up yet Look at the view from the Poughkeepsie train station 110
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Behind the sushi bar was the perfect place to watch fireworks over the Hudson River 110
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Made it to Poughkeepsie just in time for the skies to open up like Noah’s Flood again. Crazy that both ends of my trip were bookended by Biblical weather I took shelter in the sushi restaurant for some protein and rice and a beer. Job well done 120
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026From Brewster the trail runs on the North side of the mountain ridge and climbs ~350 ft (450 to 800) over ~10 miles. Then it’s all downhill to Poughkeepsie My legs are feeling pretty weak — I’ve done about 80 miles in the past 18 hours. Scenery’s nice tho 130
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026This bit outside Carmel was nice. I gained about 700 ft elevation yesterday. The first section today sheds about 300 ft as it follows the mountains East to Brewster. Then the trail turns back North/West and starts climbing again 120
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I was too tired to post updates yesterday but the Empire State Trail ruled. Nice and smooth, great scenery, mostly shady, not too many hard climbs. I did another 50-60 mi and made it to Poughkeepsie by sundown 120
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Made my way north out of the city and up the trail to Mahopac late last night. The historic (derogatory) Mahopac Motor Inn gave me shelter for the night, but no hot water grrr 120
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The finest New York cuisine — the Recession Special at Gray’s Papaya. Perfect bike fuel too 120
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Rain finally stopped, producing this insane sunset. It did break the heat — the rest of the ride was much more pleasant 130
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Hopefully the rain breaks the heat and doesn’t just turn the city into a sauna for the next several hours 130
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Mere seconds after setting out on the Empire State Trail the skies opened up with the wrath of God — pelting rain, wind threatening to blow me off my bike. At least I’m not hot anymore! 130
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Strongly recommend this one I did 2 summers ago. Pittsburgh to DC, separated paved or hardpack bike trail the whole way, 333 mi 120
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Thanks for the tips! It’s my first time here / trial run for a planned bigger trip. I’ll watch out for those roots! 120
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026You’re right, I actually just lost the lock and had to replace it! But it lasted like 2 years and cost $15 so whatever 110
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Empire State Trail! Later this year I hope to take it 400 mi to the Canadian border but this weekend I’ll settle for 100 220
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Kicking off my Divorced Guy Era with a quick bike trip from The Battery, NYC, up the Hudson Valley to maybe Poughkeepsie. That’s if I can manage ~100 mi in this crazy heat. We’ll see! 250
Reposted by Matt CramerSundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 04/07/2026Listen, when I show you my bicycle you say these words… We are going to be best friends. 4441
Reposted by Matt CramerMatt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Got my new helmet and kit bag just in time for my weekend jaunt from The Battery, NYC up the Hudson Valley to Poughkeepsie 231
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Got my new helmet and kit bag just in time for my weekend jaunt from The Battery, NYC up the Hudson Valley to Poughkeepsie 231
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026That’s so goddam endearing. Love to see pure joy in a fan. That’s what great about sports 000
Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Do you pay more property taxes if your property is larger? Do you pay more income taxes if your income is larger? 0400
