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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bust of Ronaldo that looks totally busted
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Public transit under fascism be like
A ticket kiosk in Philadelphia topped by an LED sign that reads “No Freedom”
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
He probably means asphalt, like this
A cyclist on a paved (asphalt) bike lane in Long Beach, CA
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Back in New York. Now THIS is a train station ~6 mi from Grand Central to the Battery makes it ~130-135 for the weekend (can’t be sure bc my app died a couple times, and I took some detours)
The main hall of Grand Central Station. Spider-Man presumably lurking in the ducts somewhereThe exterior of Grand Central StationRex in front of the Washington Square ArchMe in front of the Washington Square Arch
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The train is taking me and Rex back to New York. Harry Nilsson on the earbuds — Nobody Cares About the Railroad Anymore… I Guess the Lord Must Be in New York City
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Unironically, hooray for America. The Hudson Valley is gorgeous. This is one bit they haven’t managed to fuck up yet Look at the view from the Poughkeepsie train station
My bike Rex in front of a view across the Hudson, looking toward Highland, NY and Franny Reese State ParkA panoramic shot of the view across the Hudson from the train station balcony
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Behind the sushi bar was the perfect place to watch fireworks over the Hudson River
Fireworks launched from a barge on the Hudson River, seen from the East shore, the Mid-Hudson Bridge lit up on the left
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My bike trip has received the mandate of Heaven
A perfect rainbow over the Poughkeepsie train station, seen from the balcony outside Akari Sushi. An American flag waves in the right hand corner. It’s the 4th of July
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Made it to Poughkeepsie just in time for the skies to open up like Noah’s Flood again. Crazy that both ends of my trip were bookended by Biblical weather I took shelter in the sushi restaurant for some protein and rice and a beer. Job well done
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
From Brewster the trail runs on the North side of the mountain ridge and climbs ~350 ft (450 to 800) over ~10 miles. Then it’s all downhill to Poughkeepsie My legs are feeling pretty weak — I’ve done about 80 miles in the past 18 hours. Scenery’s nice tho
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This bit outside Carmel was nice. I gained about 700 ft elevation yesterday. The first section today sheds about 300 ft as it follows the mountains East to Brewster. Then the trail turns back North/West and starts climbing again
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I was too tired to post updates yesterday but the Empire State Trail ruled. Nice and smooth, great scenery, mostly shady, not too many hard climbs. I did another 50-60 mi and made it to Poughkeepsie by sundown
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Made my way north out of the city and up the trail to Mahopac late last night. The historic (derogatory) Mahopac Motor Inn gave me shelter for the night, but no hot water grrr
The George Washington Bridge, seen at night from near the east shore of the HudsonGoogle Maps route from The Battery to Mahopac. 53 mi, 4h 50m. I actually rode quite a bit farther than this because I roamed around NYC a bit and I had to make a detour to find a convenience store that would sell me a battery pack when mine died, and then my phone died. Probably 60-63 miles
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The finest New York cuisine — the Recession Special at Gray’s Papaya. Perfect bike fuel too
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Rain finally stopped, producing this insane sunset. It did break the heat — the rest of the ride was much more pleasant
Sunlight reflecting off the Freedom Tower. Dumb name, but I can’t deny this building is cool.The sunset reflecting off the glass building whose awning I took shelter underRex silhouetted against the crazy red-orange glow of the sunset over the Hudson
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hopefully the rain breaks the heat and doesn’t just turn the city into a sauna for the next several hours
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Mere seconds after setting out on the Empire State Trail the skies opened up with the wrath of God — pelting rain, wind threatening to blow me off my bike. At least I’m not hot anymore!
Rex by the entrance to the Battery BikewayWelcome to the Empire State Trail!
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
ngl those thunderclouds look pretty hairy
The Statue of Liberty seen from the Staten Island Ferry, threatening thunderclouds looming in the background. The wrath of God coming for America’s 250th?
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Kicking off my Divorced Guy Era with a quick bike trip from The Battery, NYC, up the Hudson Valley to maybe Poughkeepsie. That’s if I can manage ~100 mi in this crazy heat. We’ll see!
Me in front of Rex behind my car. Bye car! See you SundayGoogle Maps bike route from The Battery to Poughkeepsie, 103 mi, 9h 10mMe and Rex on the Staten Island Ferry, hazy Manhattan skyline behind us
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Got my new helmet and kit bag just in time for my weekend jaunt from The Battery, NYC up the Hudson Valley to Poughkeepsie
Rex all kitted out with new rear rack bag and new helmet
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
“Hollywood refuses to accept me as a ruggedly handsome, brilliant but unconventional detective type, because of WOKE”
Rainn Wilson lookin real sexy as BACKSTROM
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I know for sure Parc Güell isn’t real, because people can’t actually travel to other dimensions
Gaudí’s Parc Güell in Barcelona, aerial viewGaudí’s Parc Güell in Barcelona, grand staircaseGaudí’s Parc Güell in Barcelona, cave colonnade (??)Gaudí’s Parc Güell in Barcelona, cool mosaic lizard sculpture
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Sickos but it’s Calvin’s dad in his biking getup
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Shockingly, *she* is a fairly green “breaking news reporter” Major breaking news, this. Maybe she got it mixed up with “braking” news?
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Nazi propaganda poster showing a strapping young “aryan” man posing heroically with a swastika flag:
“Der Deutsche Student
Kämpft
Für Führer und Volk
In der Mannschaft des NSD-Studentenbundes”

Translated: “The German student fights for the Führer and the people in the National Socialist German Students' League”
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
WWII-era U.S. Army propaganda poster:
“Do with less—so THEY’LL have enough!
Rationing gives you your fair share”
Image of infantry soldier drinking coffee (presumably) from a tin cup
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Jeffrey Wright in Westworld saying “Doesn’t look like anything to me”
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Biden in cool aviator shades enjoying a nice ice cream while the world burns
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
BLACKFIRE (DC comics villainess) standing over Starfire of the Teen Titans and shouting BLACKFIRE!
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Lionel Hutz daydreams about world peace
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Nails
Nails
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I finally understand why Stiles was wearing this shirt
Stiles, the “cool” best friend from TEEN WOLF (1985), wearing a shirt that says “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT DICKNOSE”
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Seems like every country has its “Super Patriots”
A cartoon from MAD Magazine, 1969. 

See the Super Patriot.
Hear him preach how he loves his country.
Hear him preach how he hates "Liberals".
And "Moderates"... and "Intellectuals"...
And "Activists"... and "Pacifists"...
And "Minority Groups"... and "Aliens"...
And "Unions"... and "Teenagers"...
And the "Very Rich"... and the "Very Poor"...
And "People With Foreign-Sounding Names".
Now you know what a Super Patriot is 
He's someone who loves his country
While hating 93% of the people who live in it.
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
In the wide shot you can see his arms are up in celebration before the ball even reaches the basket. Awesome
Don Calhoun celebrating his million-dollar shot before the ball even goes in
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Tag urself I’m Mischievous Stoned Carla
Carla wearing an impish grin and toking a giant spliff
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I had forgotten their insane run in the mid 90s
1996
Todd Hollandsworth
Los Angeles
OF
1995
Hideo Nomo
Los Angeles
SP
1994
Raul Mondesi
Los Angeles
OF
1993
Mike Piazza
Los Angeles
C
1992
Eric Karros
Los Angeles
1B
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
She’ll have that Erika Kirk glow
Erika Kirk looking happy as hell
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
He deleted but here’s a screenshot. Why is it always some guy named Graham
Graham @grahamistearingup.bsky.social
I don't think most consider a 16 yo to be a child, but that doesn't mean they're somehow exempt from being manipulated or abused. The constant emphasis of "children" implies that sexual abuse can *ONLY* be perpetrated against a child. Most of Epstein's victims were teenagers AND THAT'S ALREADY BAD.
Quoting Outspoken ™ @out5p0ken.bsky.social
Stop saying underage women.
They are children.
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Baseball “sickos” guy
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Lenny Kravitz wearing an even bigger, some might say comically huge scarf
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free? Drop four and tag #comicsdna
Wolverine crawls out of the sewerSuperman kills Mr. MxyzptlkMegalith busts through a prison wallThe Flash disintegrates himself destroying the Anti-Monitor’s antimatter cannon
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Wait, this guy?
Little henchman guy from Venture Bros.
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Loved her in Fleabag
Phoebe Waller-Bridge, looking a dead ringer for Lyudmila PavlichenkoLyudmila Pavlichenko, looking a dead ringer for Phoebe Waller-Bridge
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Or this one
The cover of Superman #26 (published October 1943). Superman holds up a Nazi in one hand while ringing the Liberty Bell into a microphone labeled “Radio Berlin.”

“AMERICA’S FAVORITE ADVENTURE STRIP CHARACTER”
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Cute, but…
Spongebob time card that says “Fifty issues later…”The cover of Avengers West Coast #52 — Vision and Wanda’s kids are horrifically transformed into Master Pandemonium’s zombie arm-things
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
As long as it’s this beer
A six pack of beer simply labeled “beer”
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Is this a sith holocron?
zoom in on the center of the image to show a dark colored rhombus
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Frank Grimes getting ready to grab the power lines
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Do we know her team loyalty?
Christine O’Donnell in the campaign ad where she promised, “I’m not a witch”
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Matt Cramer @mattcramer.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
The dude from Scanners whose head is about to explode
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