Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 7h"No way to prevent this..." There's a good chance you don't need to see the end of that sentence to know what comes next because those words have been reprinted so many times. And they've been reprinted so many times because they needed to be. 021
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 7hwww.ms.now/news/shootin...ms.now5 believed dead after reported shooting at Oregon elementary school, AP saysThe suspected shooter has been killed, according to authorities. Multiple others have been injured, including children. 000
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 7hJust saw a photo caption on a news story that begins with the words "Emergency vehicles and school buses..." Let those words sink in. Emergency vehicles and school buses. What's wrong with us? 110
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 8hIf you're looking for a way to take action NOW, consider supporting gun-sense organizations like: @momsdemandaction.org @everytown.org (10/10) 000
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 8hMaybe things would change if we ALL had to spend hours making desperate phone calls every time this happened. #EndGunViolence (9/10) 100
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 8hBecause when we say that our hearts "go out to the people of Louisiana" or that we "stand with Florida," the names of those places protect us emotionally. This defense mechanism helps to keep us sane, but it also allows us to be inactive. (8/10) 100
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 8hPerhaps to unite us in action -- or at least to unite us in empathy -- we should stop reporting where these shootings happen. The news should simply say there was a shooting at a church, but not which church. Or a school, but not what town. Or a store, but not what state. (7/10) 100
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 8h...horror of the uncertainty (let alone the trauma of the unique grief that follows a violent and premature loss.) I fear that our emotional distance allows us to collectively not prioritize making the necessary changes to stop this from happening again. (6/10) 100
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 8hAs most of us watch this (or the next) shooting from hundreds of miles away, our hearts understandably go out to those who are directly affected. And yet, our physical distance also provides us with an emotional distance from what's happening. We don't know the true... (5/10) 100
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 8h...for those people living in the community, it can take excruciating hours to find out if their child, their spouse, their sibling, or their parent is safe. I assure you, those families will never forget the terror of not knowing. (4/10) 100
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 8hImagine not knowing if they're dead, alive, or somewhere in between. In the days and weeks following mass shootings, we tend to forget that there's a prolonged period where the number of victims (let alone their identity) is unknown. Please remember that. Because... (3/10) 100
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 8h...people were injured or how critical their condition is, take a moment to imagine what this uncertainty must feel like for people in the community. Imagine if someone you love MIGHT have been at the mall, or the supermarket, or the school, or the theater, or the office. (2/10) 100
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 8hOnce again we find ourselves following a developing story of a mass shooting. Although it's natural to want more details, it might be helpful to instead focus on what it FEELS like to NOT KNOW exactly what happened. In this hazy period where we don't know how many... (1/10) 100
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 13hMovie studios warned us that piracy was not a victimless crime. That was back in the good old days before companies realized that *they* could use generative AI to pirate content from *us.* 000
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 15hI’ll be upset if they don’t change the name from “library” to “libeary.” 060
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026They say they want us to live in a world of maximum leisure and minimal labor. The only way that's going to happen is if our leaders MAKE it happen. 000
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026...25%.) The AI oligarchs keep fantasizing about the utopian world that their new toy will create. How? They don't want to pay taxes now, so who's going to keep people from starving in the streets after they amass even more wealth at the direct expense of everybody else? 100
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026...on a grander scale than the world has ever seen. Universal health care. A guaranteed living wage. We're going to NEED all of this and more after the AI companies make good on their promise to wipe out 50 to 80 percent of all jobs. (For reference, unemployment in the great depression was under... 100
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Somebody in congress needs to introduce "The Super Intelligence Preparedness Act." But it shouldn't be about allowing tech companies to build more data centers. It should be about PREPARING for the economic devastation that AI will cause. It needs to be about establishing a social safety net... 100
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026A year ago someone stole my license plates. By the time I realized it, there was nothing I could do. Theft is here. It's inevitable... ...and yet I didn't stop locking my door at night. And I didn't start stealing from my neighbors even though crime is here to stay. This is a post about AI. 000
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Happy #PortfolioDay! I'm an Eisner Award nominated writer who can't draw, but here are some samples of my work illustrated by Marc Palm, @gemmacorrell.bsky.social, @aledles.bsky.social, and @charratastica.bsky.social! I'm currently writing novels and graphic novels (while also seeking a new agent.) 060
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Want to mock a famous person? Avoid rookie mistakes with my handy guide to making fun of Scott Baio! www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...dailykos.comHow To Make Fun Of Scott BaioHow To Make Fun Of Scott Baio If you’ve been making fun of Scott Baio by calling him a has-been, you’ve been doing it wrong. He may not be doing much right now, but he’s kind of had an amazing career… 030
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The other boys on the school bus used to race to identify the make of passing cars. Shouting out the name of the car first meant that it THEIR car. They'd argue over who called dibs first. It felt alien to me. (To this day I wonder how much that game impacted the way men view women.) 000
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This has strong "It's Not Easy Bein' Green" vibes (in a good way.) 090
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I prefer it when you're grouped together like this: Ryan North's adaptation of Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five and Renee Nault's adaptation of Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale are both excellent. 120
Reposted by Matt CohenTara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Hey #portfolioday! I’m Tara I write and draw comics! I’m working on adapting a book that’s TBA but I have plenty of fun pitches looking for homes! Stories ranging from MG witches to YA slice of life to adult memoirs about motherhood! I’m repped by Andrea Colvin! No AI EVER 🚫 TaraOComics.com 04823
Reposted by Matt CohenMatt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This story is for every straight white dude who throws temper tantrum whenever the star of a movie or TV show doesn't look exactly like them. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...dailykos.comThe Plot To Rule The World: A Choose Your Own Destiny Story 042
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Lorne Michaels keeps platforming stuff like this because that's his nature. He prefers edgelord comics over actually trenchant commentary. Or any comedy. That's why comedy legends like Patton Oswalt and Weird Al have never hosted... but white supremasists like Donald Trump and Elon Musk have. 6396
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 13/10/20261984 and The Handmaid's Tale are great dystopian fiction, but I keep thinking about Rhinoceros. Instead of focusing directly on fascists, it looks at the everyday people who *comply* with fascists. It explores what it feels like to be isolated in your resistance while your neighbors all capitulate. 150
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026James Hetfield doesn't want OTHER performers to have political opinions... but he was 100% on board with politics in 2008 when his music was being used to torture people. As Elie Wiesel said, "Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented." And as Chumbawamba said: youtu.be/k-QsFMIoPa8?...youtu.beTorturing James HetfieldYouTube video by Chumbawamba - Topic 020
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026AI: John Steinbeck is a British author. There are three syllables in the name "Bobcat Goldthwait." AI RESEARCHES: Amazing results! Let's knowingly try to catch a fatal disease because AI is clearly close to finding the cure! 020
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This, this, a thousand percent this! Sadly, my Senators are exactly the sort of people who value presenting themselves as being bipartisan far more than they value actually ensuring justice for their constituents. 010
Reposted by Matt CohenRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Today is Indigenous Peoples Day. Please remove Columbus Day from your vocabulary. 20369271759
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026...Skydance to destroy the journalistic integrity of CBS News and turn 60 Minutes into a punchline. And now CNN is next. I'd say that satirists are like canaries in a coal mine, but the metaphorical coal mine is shutting down their coal business. They're a full time canary slaughterhouse now. (3/X) 010
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026...it becomes easier for them to crack down on other more "serious" forms of dissent. If you're not allowed to even couch your criticism in humor, then you're not allowed to make any criticisms at all. CBS sacrificed Colbert's show to pave the way for a Skydance merger. That merger allowed... (2/X) 110
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You can tell that satire is important because corporations are trying to silence the satirists. Thin-skinned fascists and oligarchs fear being ridiculed because making fun of powerful people is one of the most accessible forms of opposition. Once the powerful make it taboo to mock them... (1/X)static.klipy.comALT: 121
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is on the shortlist for the 2026 Don Martin Awards. 030
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Speaking of cowardice: Why has James Talarico been throwing trans people under the bus when he knows that a brave man would defend them and thereby set a *positive* example for his fellow Texans? 120
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026SESAME STREET: There are five people in Pentatonix. AI: There are three people in Pentatonix. TRUMP: That sounds like SUPER Intelligence to me! 010
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Memo to @drannieandrews.com: Betraying trans people didn't stop MAGA from calling James Talarico trans and it won't stop them from doing the same to you. 062
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"First they came for the trans people And I did not speak out Because I was a Democrat who was concerned about 'safety' in girls sports Then they realized that they didn't need to come for anybody else Because they could just label ANYBODY 'trans' Including me even though I capitulated" 030
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Brad Bird's new movie Ray Gunn looks great, but a functioning free and independent press looks better so I won't be watching this Skydance film. 010
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Good news for fans of dystopian novels: The president just figured out he can get ratings for killing people. 010
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I despise AI passionately, but even I know that "Artificial Intelligence" is a cool *name* for it. It's a name that taps into a sci-fi mystique. It sounds like something from the future that Star Trek promised us. Trump is too stupid to see that. 000
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This story is for every straight white dude who throws temper tantrum whenever the star of a movie or TV show doesn't look exactly like them. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...dailykos.comThe Plot To Rule The World: A Choose Your Own Destiny Story 042
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The "something great" that Musk built in the US was a bot that named itself "MechaHitler." 000
Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Do you know somebody who can do something about it? Not YOU obviously, maybe one of your colleagues with a spine? 000