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Matt Boyd

@mattboyd.bsky.social
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Dad, hubs, business consultant, contract artist, negotiator, & beekeeper. Hip hop head. Veteran. Non-influencer selling nothing. Genuine Alfalfa male

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
An excellent read. I've suffered a few M&As -- due diligence rather than drafting transactional documented -- but have reviewed aspects of those documents. Overcomplication seems intended to justify exorbitant fees, a hurricane-force wind into which for you to blow. #lawsky
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
What the fuck kind of sick and twisted mirror-dimension, bizarro-world hell am I living in that People magazine publishes the headline "Charlie Kirk's Mentor Jeff Webb, the Father of Modern Cheerleading, Dies in Freak Pickleball Accident"?
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
If you have to negotiate or review contracts in your profession, I can't strongly enough advocate studying Ken's curriculum If you draft contracts, on the other hand, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, please get you a copy the MSCD and take Ken's courses stat. Your clients & counterparties will be grateful
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
My only incentive for this advocacy is that I and other unfortunates like me have to slog through these agreements, fight to retrofit them to the intended purpose, and we will all benefit from an elevation of the craft. So go on get you some training!! 😂🙏
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Unintended & potentially surreptitious functionality is pervasive in the contracts I see daily due to literal centuries of archaisms compounded by Frankenstein copy-paste drafting. Informed consumers of contracts language better assess risk, reduce negotiating surface area, and get to Yes faster.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Ken Adams' Contracting Drafting training started in-person only, to cohort webinars in the COVID era, and now (FINALLY!) available on demand, at your convenience, for the topic at hand. If you haven't read his MSCD or been to one of his seminars, it's all now available at the click of a button 1/2
courses.adamsdrafting.com
Drafting Clearer Contracts: On Demand
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Starting to think the President is entirely unwell.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Nazis were always portrayed as such formidable and immoral scientists, engineers, and soldiers. A credible and terrifying threat of world domination. Whereas this administration's score is exclusively Yakkity Sax, Keystone Chase, Baby Elephant Walk, and the "Sad Trombone" from The Price Is Right.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Yeah... MySpace jokes. They really have their finger on the pulse of 1994. This is pathetic and a permanent stain on the GOP. They had unstoppable legislative power and they chose to deface the White House website? When does the administration start governing? What have they done for the people?
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
At first, this administration alarmed me. Then it outraged me. Now it just looks pathetic and incompetent. With no genuine cohesive agenda and led by a sad shadow of a man, none too bright and entirely without virtue, its a non-stop spectacle of self-owns and idiocy. www.whitehouse.gov/mysafespace/
whitehouse.gov
mysafespace
We're Democrats in the House and Senate. We love DEI, transgender for everyone, healthcare for illegals and shutting down the government! We couldn't care less if our military gets paid or Americans' ...
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
FOR THE 45TH CONSECUTIVE TIME, I have ONCE AGAIN been SNUBBED by the NOBEL PEACE "PRIZE" SCAMMITTEE In NINE MONTHS I brokered the peace between EIGHT pairs of neighbors on NEXTDOOR and broke up ONE FIGHT BETWEEN TEENS at HOOVER MIDDLE SCHOOL thank u 4 ur attn 2 th.mattr, etc, dictated but not read
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I understand that "antifa" has been declared a domestic terrorist organization. On the record, and for the record, I am anti-fascism.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
From backyard hive to homemade beeswax lip balm
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
That's a brilliant video, thank you for sharing it.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
At this point, conservative scholarship is an oxymoron.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
"What up my diddla?!"
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Ah no ain't you heard? They're reclaiming the word Nazi.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
It was hilarity man. Funny who Charlie Kirk is to say who "belongs" in New York, that epitomizes the American melting pot since the first documented immigrant Juan Rodriguez, a Black Latino ny way of Santo Domingo, in 1613, over a century and a half before America was founded.
Charlie Kirk X post "was just in nyc, all weekend with our family. never felt safe. so many people who don't belong. praying for all involved"
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Oh the tangled web we weave When contracts we seek to conceive.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
there's nothing more "cringe" than a fuddy-duddy using hip Gen Z lingo so as to avoid sounding like a "cringe" fuddy-duddy. Source: my teenagers.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
What a colossal embarrassment. Malevolent ineptitude.
nytimes.com
After Muscling Their Bill Through the House, Some Republicans Have Regrets
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Audiences.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
North Korea launched a warship which capsized on entering the water. 😓😬🤣 But, they blue-tarped it, so you can hardly tell.
Large vessel listing entirely to its side resting on the port floor, covered with tarpaulin
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I thought Hoe Era went pretty hard; it still seems early to tell or hard to tell because he picked a fight with a whole ass coast, so… I don’t even know. But there have been a ton of tracks; it’s hard to keep up. I’m loving it thouhh
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
It’s crazy man! I’m watching these poor YouTube reactors on the verge of tears
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Joe Biden’s original sin didn’t come until 2024? This man made it to the age of eighty without a sin and DIDN’T run for reelection?!
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Let me get this straight. The weapons systems, strike packages, targets and times of aerial missions are not classified. But the deportation of individuals on commercial charter flights is classified?
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
JD: order donuts.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I’m bout to fuck this up.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Hip hop is having a Battle Royale right now and it is something else. Joey Bada$$ released a song January 1st basically complaining about the West Coast being on top, and at this point we’re seeing Daylyt releasing three songs today, folks going back to back. Ray Vaughn tearing up Joey; crazy
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
In a perverse way, we can conclude the Elon Musk:DOGE experiment functionally confirmed there is no systemic corruption in public procurement. Because he was looking as hard as he could with a team of goons and found nothing. Nothing he could hang his hat on. Nothing that was bona fide waste.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
The Trump administration will admit that it is prone to attack the character of those it perceives are its enemies, like Hegseth’s comments about the Atlantic editor with whom he shared classified information. At what point? www.justia.com/injury/defam...
justia.com
Public Officials in Defamation Legal Claims
Public officials have weaker protections than ordinary citizens against defamation claims but greater protections than ordinary citizens in making potentially defamatory statements.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
That’s a lot of bread
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
And… yeah, those are just shower caps 😅
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
First time bumping up to four batards at once… some overnight fridge fermentation Tetris, and a day-long bake tomorrow… let’s see how it turns out!
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
No “seemingly” about it. The President of the United States of America promulgated obviously fabricated, fraudulent “evidence” to keep an innocent man imprisoned in a foreign for-profit prison in defiance of the Supreme Court. The crisis is here now @housedemocrats.bsky.social
mediaite.com
Trump Touts Seemingly Doctored Photo of Abrego Garcia’s Hand in Attempt To Prove Maryland Man Is Gang Member
President Donald Trump posted a photo of himself holding a seemingly digitally altered image of the left hand of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was wrongly deported to El Salvador last month.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
An oversized child whose riches come from his family’s use of a underclass of miners.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Completely legitimate. 🙄
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
It’s one of the reasons he targeted inspectors general. The honor system fucked U.S. …I typed “us” and autocorrect actually clarified my sentiment for once.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Fucking MINING? That’s the brave new future, is black lung.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
DIY investments of anxious energy. But I’d bet even money the buckle I used was made in China.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
One week stock chart for a Dow Jones ETF, showing a massive drop, a brief rally, and a steeper drop.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I’ve been awfully quiet of late. Before twenty-plus years of Fox News programming and under Trump’s leadership for a coon’s age, my parents’ credo was “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” I haven’t always done well adhering to that advice but I remember it, at least
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
“Thank you for your service. NEXT! Thank you for your service. NEXT! Thank you for your service. NEXT!” Military dot com: “Army Mulling Dramatic Reduction of Tens of Thousands of Troops” www.military.com/daily-news/2...
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
“Cory Booker’s speech on the Senate floor was performative!!!!” … it was a speech… that’s what a speech is.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Eyyo was Luther the Anger Translator just talking on the senate floor for 25 hours???
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
The phrase clownops has been bouncing around inside my skull for 72 hours.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Two loavesBert and Ernie
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
What are we going to do about this, then?
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