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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Starting to think the President is entirely unwell.

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

From backyard hive to homemade beeswax lip balm

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

It was hilarity man. Funny who Charlie Kirk is to say who "belongs" in New York, that epitomizes the American melting pot since the first documented immigrant Juan Rodriguez, a Black Latino ny way of Santo Domingo, in 1613, over a century and a half before America was founded.

Charlie Kirk X post "was just in nyc, all weekend with our family. never felt safe. so many people who don't belong. praying for all involved"

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

North Korea launched a warship which capsized on entering the water. 😓😬🤣 But, they blue-tarped it, so you can hardly tell.

Large vessel listing entirely to its side resting on the port floor, covered with tarpaulin

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

I’m bout to fuck this up.

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

First time bumping up to four batards at once… some overnight fridge fermentation Tetris, and a day-long bake tomorrow… let’s see how it turns out!

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Completely legitimate. 🙄

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

DIY investments of anxious energy. But I’d bet even money the buckle I used was made in China.

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

“Thank you for your service. NEXT! Thank you for your service. NEXT! Thank you for your service. NEXT!” Military dot com: “Army Mulling Dramatic Reduction of Tens of Thousands of Troops” www.military.com/daily-news/2...

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Eyyo was Luther the Anger Translator just talking on the senate floor for 25 hours???

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Some days are a tall glass of ice water.

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

My loaf screams soundlessly into the night

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

If only there was some sign, before the election, that decisive leadership wasn’t in the cards. “Some tariffs on neighbors, maybe cutting off an ally at war, you know, whatever makes sense.”

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

They also used to put lethally radioactive thorium and radium in makeup.

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

“Yes, decorum is very important. We should not allow our houses of legislature to turn into madhouses. Persecute him.”

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

A batard and a shmendrick with a yarmulke

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

“Well first of all, sometimes I just say shit.”

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

We’ve finally got a figure for the cost to buy the presidency, and it was $290M, or 0.66% of a Twitter. But, I suppose if your guy wins, prosecutorial discretion means you’ve got no worries. Democracy works! But this? I don’t recognize this. www.cnn.com/2025/02/01/p...

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I apologize for posting this.

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Do I dare be proud of the Skins again?

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Apparently the subject line for this boneheaded overreaction email was “Fork in the Road”. This is the first I’ve discovered about Elon’s commissioned art, “Fork In The Road”. You know it was commissioned because people with artistic talent wouldn’t create something so pedestrian and call it “art.”

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

This is my go-to when I feel apex masculinity.

Black Sanrio tshirt; a radical bewing’ed roller skate blazes a rainbow trail trough the starry night sky, with the pink-now adorned harbinger, Hello Kitty, sprinting to the foreground, equally prepared for a loving hug or a brutal, bloody fight.
At top right, “Kindness Matters” and bottom left, “Shine Bright”, both in a rainbow font.

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

***Hoping*** to sell for 95¢ on the dollar… He bought it at ~$54 per share when it was trading at roughly ~$35 per share. Their loans were worth 63¢ on the dollar wheh he drove it off the lot. He then proceeded to crash it into a tree, rip out the upholstery, and put sugar in the gas tank. 95% 😂

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Thank you! The crumb turned out nicely as well. I am not disappointed (as close as I get to pride 😁)

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

I love it when a plan comes together. This version had a longer covered bake and shorter exposed back for a softer crust, and then brushed with butter.

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Vance quotes from that article are timeless. “Newsom sucks cuz for like 15 - 20 years!” (Became gov 2019) “There is a serious lack of competent governance in California!” (Cali has a fully balanced budget vs Trump 1’s 2-trillion dollar overrun)

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

MELON USK?! TAKING CRDIT FOR THE WORK OF OTHERS?!? SAY IT AINT SO!

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Hillary Clinton gave a speech in Beijing in the 90s that was irrefutable in its logic. www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/hil...

What we are learning around the world is that if women are healthy and educated, their families will flourish. If women are free from violence, their families will flourish. If women have a chance to work and earn as full and equal partners in society, their families will flourish. And when families flourish, communities and nations do as well. That is why every woman, every man, every child, every family, and every nation on this planet does have a stake in the discussion that takes place here.

Hillary Clinton, Beijing, Sept. 1995

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

I wouldn’t have believed if it I didn’t see it. It’s not virtue signaling to not be bait for a hook to catch and amass assholes. It’s not virtue signaling to object to my content being taken to train your AI. It’s not virtue signaling to be grossed out by an AI-account ‘queer black momma of 2.’

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I am so tired of tech bros. EXHAUSTED.

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

“Gulf of America: your one-stop source for domestic fuels, lubricants, packaged snack food products, discount roadbeers, and functional rest rooms. Gulf of America - since 1996.”

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Jensen Huang, NVIDIA CEO, in his CES 2025 keynote address, makes me feel a lot like a Luddite. “There are a billion knowledge-workers in the world” “The IT department of every company will become the HR department for AI agents.” That sounds like a LOT of unemployed people. 1/2

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Man, NO. It has onions and garlic! The side-eye had me laughing out loud

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

… maybe turfgrass management? I can’t even imagine

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Ahh - it seems the motors are moved to reduce the mass reducing the inertia allowing more precise rapid moves… I’ll need to 3D print a doghouse on it myself if I add another printer, but … at least it would be done by bedtime!

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Bowie is practicing his sitcom opening credits smile…

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

7-11 point-of-sale screen Terms of Service for your loyalty program with mandatory arbitration… … the contractual dystopia intensifies…

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I had to scroll his posts earlier tonight to validate the inauthenticity of someone’s post and damned if that ain’t legit.

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I resent having to go to Truth Social and read Donald’s con-tent in order to establish that this image is false and he did not post it. Where did you get it? In retaliation, I’ll share with you select posts and the first occurrence of Elon in the last four days at which point I stopped scrolling.

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Omitting idle periods, I’ve probably been baking sourdough for three years over a decade. I’ve been writing contracts for twenty five years. It’s a shame contracts are rarely seen in their artistic light. It’s seen as plumbing: either it works well enough or you’re knee deep in sewage and damages.

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