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Matt Boyd

@mattboyd.bsky.social
1.7K followers 440 following 886 posts

Dad, hubs, business consultant, contract artist, negotiator, & beekeeper. Hip hop head. Veteran. Non-influencer selling nothing. Genuine Alfalfa male

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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
What the fuck kind of sick and twisted mirror-dimension, bizarro-world hell am I living in that People magazine publishes the headline "Charlie Kirk's Mentor Jeff Webb, the Father of Modern Cheerleading, Dies in Freak Pickleball Accident"?
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Ken Adams' Contracting Drafting training started in-person only, to cohort webinars in the COVID era, and now (FINALLY!) available on demand, at your convenience, for the topic at hand. If you haven't read his MSCD or been to one of his seminars, it's all now available at the click of a button 1/2
courses.adamsdrafting.com
Drafting Clearer Contracts: On Demand
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Starting to think the President is entirely unwell.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
At first, this administration alarmed me. Then it outraged me. Now it just looks pathetic and incompetent. With no genuine cohesive agenda and led by a sad shadow of a man, none too bright and entirely without virtue, its a non-stop spectacle of self-owns and idiocy. www.whitehouse.gov/mysafespace/
whitehouse.gov
mysafespace
We're Democrats in the House and Senate. We love DEI, transgender for everyone, healthcare for illegals and shutting down the government! We couldn't care less if our military gets paid or Americans' ...
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
FOR THE 45TH CONSECUTIVE TIME, I have ONCE AGAIN been SNUBBED by the NOBEL PEACE "PRIZE" SCAMMITTEE In NINE MONTHS I brokered the peace between EIGHT pairs of neighbors on NEXTDOOR and broke up ONE FIGHT BETWEEN TEENS at HOOVER MIDDLE SCHOOL thank u 4 ur attn 2 th.mattr, etc, dictated but not read
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I understand that "antifa" has been declared a domestic terrorist organization. On the record, and for the record, I am anti-fascism.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
From backyard hive to homemade beeswax lip balm
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Oh the tangled web we weave When contracts we seek to conceive.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
What a colossal embarrassment. Malevolent ineptitude.
nytimes.com
After Muscling Their Bill Through the House, Some Republicans Have Regrets
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
North Korea launched a warship which capsized on entering the water. 😓😬🤣 But, they blue-tarped it, so you can hardly tell.
Large vessel listing entirely to its side resting on the port floor, covered with tarpaulin
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I’m bout to fuck this up.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Hip hop is having a Battle Royale right now and it is something else. Joey Bada$$ released a song January 1st basically complaining about the West Coast being on top, and at this point we’re seeing Daylyt releasing three songs today, folks going back to back. Ray Vaughn tearing up Joey; crazy
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
In a perverse way, we can conclude the Elon Musk:DOGE experiment functionally confirmed there is no systemic corruption in public procurement. Because he was looking as hard as he could with a team of goons and found nothing. Nothing he could hang his hat on. Nothing that was bona fide waste.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
The Trump administration will admit that it is prone to attack the character of those it perceives are its enemies, like Hegseth’s comments about the Atlantic editor with whom he shared classified information. At what point? www.justia.com/injury/defam...
justia.com
Public Officials in Defamation Legal Claims
Public officials have weaker protections than ordinary citizens against defamation claims but greater protections than ordinary citizens in making potentially defamatory statements.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
That’s a lot of bread
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
First time bumping up to four batards at once… some overnight fridge fermentation Tetris, and a day-long bake tomorrow… let’s see how it turns out!
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
No “seemingly” about it. The President of the United States of America promulgated obviously fabricated, fraudulent “evidence” to keep an innocent man imprisoned in a foreign for-profit prison in defiance of the Supreme Court. The crisis is here now @housedemocrats.bsky.social
mediaite.com
Trump Touts Seemingly Doctored Photo of Abrego Garcia’s Hand in Attempt To Prove Maryland Man Is Gang Member
President Donald Trump posted a photo of himself holding a seemingly digitally altered image of the left hand of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was wrongly deported to El Salvador last month.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
DIY investments of anxious energy. But I’d bet even money the buckle I used was made in China.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
One week stock chart for a Dow Jones ETF, showing a massive drop, a brief rally, and a steeper drop.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I’ve been awfully quiet of late. Before twenty-plus years of Fox News programming and under Trump’s leadership for a coon’s age, my parents’ credo was “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” I haven’t always done well adhering to that advice but I remember it, at least
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
“Thank you for your service. NEXT! Thank you for your service. NEXT! Thank you for your service. NEXT!” Military dot com: “Army Mulling Dramatic Reduction of Tens of Thousands of Troops” www.military.com/daily-news/2...
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
“Cory Booker’s speech on the Senate floor was performative!!!!” … it was a speech… that’s what a speech is.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Eyyo was Luther the Anger Translator just talking on the senate floor for 25 hours???
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Two loavesBert and Ernie
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Incidentally, among the myriad problems here, it’s least about who added Jeffrey Goldberg from the Atlantic to the group chat. It’s that the Secretary of Defense published the most sensitive defense information via a messaging app to unknown users. This is an unclearable individual.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Rise of the Derp State.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
“I can’t believe they’re doing the things they said they would do. I thought they would just do the things I wanted, and the rest was puffery.”
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Me: better go see what’s happening… Social media: … Me:
media.tenor.com
a man in a green shirt is eating a sandwich with the words life on mars on the bottom right
ALT: a man in a green shirt is eating a sandwich with the words life on mars on the bottom right
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Some days are a tall glass of ice water.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
My loaf screams soundlessly into the night
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
www.cnn.com/2025/02/28/p...
cnn.com
US intel shows Russia and China are attempting to recruit disgruntled federal employees, sources say | CNN Politics
Foreign adversaries including Russia and China have recently directed their intelligence services to ramp up recruiting of US federal employees working in national security, targeting those who have b...
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
therecord.media
Exclusive: Hegseth orders Cyber Command to stand down on Russia planning
The secretary of Defense has ordered U.S. Cyber Command to stand down from all planning against Russia, including offensive digital actions, sources tell Recorded Future News.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
A batard and a shmendrick with a yarmulke
Two loves of sourdough
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
An image of four inbred Hapsburgs, overlaid with the text “Diversity matters”
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A wise man once told me, “there are two wolves inside you; one which understands metaphorical speech and one which does not.” And I said, “you’re crazy! There aren’t any wolves in me!” And he said, “sorry, there is only one wolf in you.” And I said, “you’re crazy.”
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
We’ve finally got a figure for the cost to buy the presidency, and it was $290M, or 0.66% of a Twitter. But, I suppose if your guy wins, prosecutorial discretion means you’ve got no worries. Democracy works! But this? I don’t recognize this. www.cnn.com/2025/02/01/p...
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Kendrick just opened his mouth…
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
1984 is 41 years late. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for my two minutes of hate.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Do I dare be proud of the Skins again?
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Oh, Boeing…
dailymail.co.uk
Stranded NASA astronaut says she's lost vital bodily function
A NASA astronaut revealed she has lost a bodily function since being stranded in space for eight months. Sunita Williams, and crewmate, Barry Wilmore were supposed to be in space for 8 days.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
AA 5342 struck by an Army Blackhawk helicopter and what sounds to be over seventy souls lost and countless families impacted, with an FAA chief not in place and a green SecDef. I’m mortified.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Why would we rename the Gulf of Mexico, which is in English, but not rename florida, which is a Spanish word? It’s the Great State of Flowery, and I’m gonna need that in an executive order, stat.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
2026: “When the immovable object of ‘not working for free’ met the irresistible force of ‘not getting paid’, tens of Americans were shocked when their Medicare and Medicaid payments stopped, Doctors stopped treating them, cancer research stopped, postal service ended, and the DoD stayed home”
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I guess our adversaries didn’t have the opportunity to interfere in this poll, only the Polls.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I love it when a plan comes together. This version had a longer covered bake and shorter exposed back for a softer crust, and then brushed with butter.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Me, examining a new follower. (And realizing after following this whole thread to its origin, my people aren’t here yet or this would’ve been smoked five times by now…)
media.tenor.com
a man in a white shirt is holding an owl
Alt: Kendrick Lamar apathetically appraises an owl trapped in a cage.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I am so tired of tech bros. EXHAUSTED.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Entropy is completely broken in the U.S. We’re literally starting the year with the west on fire, the east in a deep freeze. I’m relying more than reasonable on Kendrick Lamar to inspire and get this country together.
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Matt Boyd @mattboyd.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
@dentedprinter.com sup!
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