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mattadoor.bsky.social

@mattadoor.bsky.social
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Bumbling through it like everyone else. If you've got it figured out, spare me the details. I'm mostly worried about getting my kids out the door into a world that isn't on fire in some way shape or other. Admirer of life. Lover of sincerity.

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
And after NVIDIA announcing their partnership with GM to make automated cars, I wouldn't be surprised if even more people jump ship.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Arrest the pilots. Make it legally expensive to comply with following illegal orders.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
"Raises questions"...? Uhh yeah ya think?!
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Yeah... It's true. But unfortunately the folks who didn't like either option and didn't hold their noses to vote Harris don't make up enough of a difference. Trump still would have won.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Yeah exactly. This is not D vs R. It's just the standing foreign policy of the US.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
And their morning alarms
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
His goal is the complete and total destruction of the United States of America.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/01/2025
it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
See you guys over on 小红书。
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/01/2025
U.S. Forms Own U.N. theonion.com/u-s-forms-ow...
U.S. Forms Own U.N.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Dude. Shut. Up. Don't ruin this for us. 😂
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
If you think what you described in your post warrants slamming an elderly person to the ground you need professional help.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My son figured out how to do mazes by hacking the psychology of the maze designers. "The fastest way to find the path from the start to the end is to find the route from the end. Then all the routes connect back together rather than splitting off from each other."
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
With TikTok on the way out @bsky.app should release a video side of this app. It would grow like fire.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
This is perhaps my favorite picture book to read to the kids. If you ever see it at the library check it out immediately!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/12/2024
Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran theonion.com/trump-releas...
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
'20s prohibition but instead it's a car full of bootleg MMR vaccines for the breatheasy.
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Jim Forrest @jimforrest.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Language is for us to direct: the writer and the audience. Not the other way around.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
If you asked me how I thought my insurance was I'd answer "fair to good". But that is an answer relative to the abhorrent options some people are forced into and to people who can't access health care. My answer is scoped to this country and my community.
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
A friend asked where the one F bomb for PG-13 movies should go in LoTR: "Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine... nine f*_* rings were gifted to the race of Men [...]"
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
A while ago I played Believable Lies (a game where you had to make up facts). The prompt was 'giraffe necks'. I wrote "Baby giraffes are able to stand up before their heads are born." I'll never see giraffes the same way again.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
A good example of a privilege people don't realize they have is being able to take off a winter hat and have even sexier hair, rather than it looking like a toupee that was found on a beach.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I seem to recall there were some newspapers that didn't endorse candidates too!
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Nereide @drnereide.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
1/4 🧪 🔭 #cosmology This graphic by Pablo Carlos Budassi provides a logarithmic map of the entire observable universe, thanks to data (updated as of May 2022) by researchers at Princeton University. Map source: www.visualcapitalist.com/cp/map-of-th... (Tap on the image)
This image features a logarithmic map of the entire observable universe. It has a rectangular shape and highlights a number of different celestial objects (not shown to scale), including:
The Solar System
Comets and asteroids
Star systems and clusters
Nebulae
Galaxies, including the Milky Way
Galaxy clusters
Cosmic microwave background—radiation leftover from the Big Bang
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Me *trying to find references in the sea of AI generated images on Google*: giphy.com/gifs/labyrin...
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
My kids, whenever they are playing pretend and something needs to explode, yell, "Fire in the hole! Fire in the hole! Fire in the hole!" Which is strangely professional sounding. Turns out they got it from the Slow Mo Guys 😂
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Not sure it's Broken. It seems to be doing a great job turning capital into profit. The system is operating as intended. Whether it murders thousands by apathy and greed in the process isn't an indictment of the success of its functioning.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Most of the employees have the same problems as everyone else. They are workers getting f'd by the system too. No reason to blame them for the murderous policies set by the CEOs and shareholders.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The problem with battle royal games is that I'm good enough to last a long time but not good enough to close out the end consistently. Iteration time is high.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I found this chronological list of Mario quotes from the Super Mario Bros Movie humorous
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The Kurds have been f'd over so many times by all parties. I hope this doesn't end up being yet another false hope that turns to dust in their hands.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
So you're saying... It worked?
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
His dirt baggery is quaint, and his views are based. He is exactly what people want him to be.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I stop drinking coffee every so often for a month in order to brand my self a pariah and to reset my caffeine clock.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Taking a restroom break from scrolling Bluesky in the living room.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Oh that's good news! I was thinking about showing my kiddos! But I can't bear any more Obi Wan's.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
And here I was thinking I was a people. Do us green flags still have to go to work?
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Was thinking I might be a whale until you listed the last reason.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Good luck, Greece! I know it's been a super stable 20 years for you guys so I'm sure you got this!
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Living out of state in the age of Amazon means not only wrapping all the presents I have for the kids but also, wrapping all the presents all my extended family sent for the kids 😐
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Signing the kids up for Minecraft realms and seeing the volume of content that I will probably have to content filter, read, comprehend, and explain to my 5yo was staggering. My "up hill both ways in the snow will" be "there was no wiki or recipe book! If you wanted glass you had to figure it out!"
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
There is a certain point every winter where the cold and dark set in and make me just want to not do anything ever again except sit with warm drinks and friends. It just snowed here and it's too early for hibernation! I have a job!
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I don't understand the spin here. This was always the implication of moving away from time changes. And we still want this. This is a very small good change. No need to poison a good thing now because it is a way to jab these idiots on their way in.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
In order to dismiss vigilante justice you need to either argue that it wasn't justice or that it shouldn't have been applied through vigilantism because there is a functional process inside the system. The problem is that the govt is asserting the first and isn't even trying on the latter.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Playdead's INSIDE. Everyone was focused on how hard the puzzles were. But as an experience it perfectly captures the growing horror of growing up in the middle of a mess of overlapping industrial complexes: The insignificance of the place we each hold as well as some moments of glimmering hope.
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
"It's pronounced quin-noah"
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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Unreliable journalism at its most preposterous
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