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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

His goal is the complete and total destruction of the United States of America.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/01/2025

it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here

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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/01/2025

U.S. Forms Own U.N. theonion.com/u-s-forms-ow...

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

My son figured out how to do mazes by hacking the psychology of the maze designers. "The fastest way to find the path from the start to the end is to find the route from the end. Then all the routes connect back together rather than splitting off from each other."

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

With TikTok on the way out @bsky.app should release a video side of this app. It would grow like fire.

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

This is perhaps my favorite picture book to read to the kids. If you ever see it at the library check it out immediately!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/12/2024

Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran theonion.com/trump-releas...

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Jim Forrest @jimforrest.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

A friend asked where the one F bomb for PG-13 movies should go in LoTR: "Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine... nine f*_* rings were gifted to the race of Men [...]"

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

A while ago I played Believable Lies (a game where you had to make up facts). The prompt was 'giraffe necks'. I wrote "Baby giraffes are able to stand up before their heads are born." I'll never see giraffes the same way again.

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

A good example of a privilege people don't realize they have is being able to take off a winter hat and have even sexier hair, rather than it looking like a toupee that was found on a beach.

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Nereide @drnereide.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

1/4 🧪 🔭 #cosmology This graphic by Pablo Carlos Budassi provides a logarithmic map of the entire observable universe, thanks to data (updated as of May 2022) by researchers at Princeton University. Map source: www.visualcapitalist.com/cp/map-of-th... (Tap on the image)

This image features a logarithmic map of the entire observable universe. It has a rectangular shape and highlights a number of different celestial objects (not shown to scale), including:
The Solar System
Comets and asteroids
Star systems and clusters
Nebulae
Galaxies, including the Milky Way
Galaxy clusters
Cosmic microwave background—radiation leftover from the Big Bang

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

My kids, whenever they are playing pretend and something needs to explode, yell, "Fire in the hole! Fire in the hole! Fire in the hole!" Which is strangely professional sounding. Turns out they got it from the Slow Mo Guys 😂

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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

The problem with battle royal games is that I'm good enough to last a long time but not good enough to close out the end consistently. Iteration time is high.

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I found this chronological list of Mario quotes from the Super Mario Bros Movie humorous

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Taking a restroom break from scrolling Bluesky in the living room.

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Living out of state in the age of Amazon means not only wrapping all the presents I have for the kids but also, wrapping all the presents all my extended family sent for the kids 😐

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Signing the kids up for Minecraft realms and seeing the volume of content that I will probably have to content filter, read, comprehend, and explain to my 5yo was staggering. My "up hill both ways in the snow will" be "there was no wiki or recipe book! If you wanted glass you had to figure it out!"

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

There is a certain point every winter where the cold and dark set in and make me just want to not do anything ever again except sit with warm drinks and friends. It just snowed here and it's too early for hibernation! I have a job!

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

In order to dismiss vigilante justice you need to either argue that it wasn't justice or that it shouldn't have been applied through vigilantism because there is a functional process inside the system. The problem is that the govt is asserting the first and isn't even trying on the latter.

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Forgotten Poets @forgottenpoets.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

"I don't think I'm allowed to kill something because I am frightened." —Nikki Giovanni 💔 #poem #poems #poetry

I killed a spider
Not a murderous brown recluse
Nor even a black widow
And if the truth were told this
Was only a small spider
Sort of papery spider
Who should have run
When I picked up the book
But she didn't
And she scared me
And I smashed her

I don't think
I'm allowed

To kill something

Because I am

Frightened.

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