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Matthew Haughey

@mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy
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Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ xoxo.zone/@mathowie, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 7h
😮😮😮😮
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 11h
It’s a great day for some soccer
PayPal Park, San Jose Thorns vs. Bay FC
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
change the team name to reflect their current disposition
Depression
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
It’s a great day for some baseball
Dodgers Stadium
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
I’m currently on a 2,500mi road trip in an EV and as I recharge, I spend $5-$20 on water and snacks at every stop. I wonder what the local economic impact is for EV chargers and why every gas station and convenience store in America doesn’t already have chargers to capture those snacking drivers.
Yes I hate that Tesla chargers are the most numerous and fastest charging, Tesla needs more competition.
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
My EV charger is next to an In N Out burger? Why yes I would like a second breakfast double double
My burger at In N Out
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
That said, I ordered on immediately because it so perfectly evokes the greatest iMac design of all time
The best old iMac designThe new Apple Home View
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
The dodgers came here to do two things: leave runners on base, and chew gum. And they’re all out of bubble gum.
Runners In Scoring Positions
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
While grabbing a burrito, this pulled up next to me and I thought it was just a nice Type 3 fastback VW until I checked my photo a day later and holy crap it’s a perfectly restored Alfa Romeo worth about a hundred grand in this state.
An Alfa Romeo Giulietta Sprint
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
The best Perry Bible Fellowship comic ever, about birthdays.
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Then I did a little wall ride during my laps and he left, lol.
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
I pulled up to the pump track on my bmx and a kid said to me "good afternoon, my fine sirrrr!" in a pseudo British accent, which is a solid joke about how old I am
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
The KC Current traded Claire Hutton, one of their best young players to Bay FC earlier this year. Yesterday, Bay played their first game in Kansas City since the trade. A fan showed up behind the goal with the best costume about this ever.
Tv screenshot of a corner kick scrum
SHE DOESN'T
EVEN GO HERE
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
I was tweaking this photo going for an Ansel Adams look and then accidentally hit an AI button in the image app and it hallucinated perfect clouds. I hate how good this is.
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Mt. Rainier from the plane
Mt rainier from the plane photo
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Saw a $175k hand built Toyota Century driving last night in Tokyo and honestly thought it was a Bentley. It looks incredible and also a supreme flex to drive a huge SUV among kei cars.
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
✅ caught the last train of the night, two nights in a row! I consider this a win and it also means I got to wring out the last moments of fun you can possibly pack into a single day in Tokyo
EERI
I Departure time
Casification Destination
2
23:50
ER 1st
1
Please make sure you do not miss this train.
ouch it and contact the station staff or notify t
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
For my last night in Tokyo I decided to go all out on a high end omakase meal. I had the best fish I’ve ever had and remember this night for years.
The chef used clear soy sauce on the nigiri hereSea urchin bitesSmoked fish sushiSeared toro, aka the greatest bite of fish I’ve ever eaten
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
omg you can even get convertible versions imported
1997 MITSUOKA VIEWT FHK11 CAR FROM JAPAN
Menu Login
Home > Mitsuoka > Viewt > 1997 > CFJ0439474
Search Car
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MITSUOKA
1 / 21
1997 MITSUOKA VIEWT FHK11 2WD
Car price: • US$ 8,580
¿ Tacoma, WA (port)/USA
USD
Total Price (C&F) 3
US$ 10,875
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
I’m obsessed with the Mitsuoka Viewt, a Japanese homage to the 1963 Jaguar Mark II, riding on a new Toyota Yaris chassis underneath.
A Mitsuoka Viewt on the streetA Mitsuoka Viewt parked on the street
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
First post-typhoon sunny day in Tokyo made for a nice sunset
Sunset photo from a high rise
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
solid life advice tbh
Do not rush
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
This is a niche question but why is Del Fava on our U-23 USWNT? (she’s currently O+5 from U23) #nwsl
U-23 WOMEN'S
YOUTH NATIONAL
TEAM
4
USA
1
****
USP
11
13
USP
=
ussoccer.comU.S. U-23 WNT OCTOBER ROSTER BYC
POSITION - (CLUB; HOMETOWN)
DOMESTIC TRAINING CAMP AND MATCHES
- FAYETTEVILLE, GA.
Goalkeepers (2): Angelina Anderson (Angel City
FC; Danville, Calif.), Teagan Wy (Gotham FC;
Rancho Santa Margarita, Calif.)
Defenders (8): Jordyn Bugg (Seattle Reign FC; El
Cajon, Calif.), Carol
Calzada (Portland Thorns
FC; Sugar Hill, Ga.), Kate Del Fava (Utah Royals FC;
Kenosha, Wis.), Heather Gilchrist (Bay FC;
Boulder, Colo.), SavyKing (Angel City FC; WestKate Del Fava
American soccer player
Source: News - Illinois State University
Age
28 years
July 23, 1998
Current team
Utah
Royals
#8 /..
V
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW
KIDS?
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
wandering around Shinjuku last night
Umbrellas everywhere The electronics shopping areaA nice random side streetMore umbrella crowds
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
The Giants lineup has one player who stands out like Party Cannon on the roster
1. Go Matsumoto - CF
2. Yuta Izuguchi - SS
3. Yoshihiro Maru - LF
4. Bobby Dalbec - 1B
5. Takumi Ohshiro - C
6. Naoki Yoshikawa - 2B
7. Richard Sunagawa - 3B
8. Kota Hirayama — RF
9. Shinnosuke Ogasawara - P$25 PRESALE
S30 SINGLE
S50 2-DAY
DERINFEST2
JULY 10 - DAY 1
JULY 11 - DAY 2
ORIGIN
NO Z000
AFTHERE
BAKLAND METRO
Opid's
Withero
No Altars
molf king
CONTRARIAN NESTE DIR HD. A
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
It’s time for some Giants vs Carps baseball!
Inside the Tokyo Dome, an hour before first pitch
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
My first Ohtani of the day: Green tea ad on a vending machine
COLD
(COLD
VOrI
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Green Tea for Goo
Green Tea for Good & 1t.
.....
SA 2025.02.15ł
Oi Ocha
Un Green Tea
veetened
IWATE 2024.08.04
HOKKA/DO 2024.09.14
OKINAWA 2024.10.19
460~
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Translation apps are amazing. I just got *perfect* fried chicken bento at a lunch place next to my hotel. Total cost? $5 (800¥)
Translate
English (US) C
May I please order
the chicken lunch
special as
takeout?
Japanese vLunch!
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
(it was beautiful and serene as all get out)
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Years ago I learned about a symbol used for temples on Japanese maps, but it still shocked me when I saw it on my own phone while checking directions The 25% Ashkenazi in me screamed “you’re walking TOWARDS that symbol?!” Then I realized I also took a very crowded train to get there. Whoa.
Taishoji Temple
Chofugaoka 1

Walk to destination
0.3 miles, about 9 min
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Turned on my hotel TV thinking “I’ve never seen what regular live Japanese TV is like, I wonder if it’ll be like” and there’s a nice piano being played while a cat sits on the piano, with lots of closeups of the cat not the musician for several minutes. 10/10 no notes
Cat on a piano looking relaxedCloseup of the cat
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
I tried out Google Translate live transcription of a DisneySea introduction and got this gem. We live in the future!
Japanese → English
ULT ENTE
FACTO
Thank you for the meal. If
you have any heat rash,
please come in next to
those with heat rash. If you
are involved in the meat
business, please get rid of it
now and get ready. Then
we'll have a tribute.
1× Volume Low
Text only
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Japan’s cosplay game is ridiculously on point, as expected. This was one of many Anna and Elsa fans walking around, probably mid-tier compared to others (also it’s 80° hot and humid and everyone is wearing huge heavy robes). DisneySea has no rules against adults wearing costumes.
Anna and Elsa
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
DisneySea is blowing me away with the level of detail in every inch of the park. I got dinner in the Frozen land and this is two dining rooms out of five. Every beam is hand painted. The wall art is original oil paintings. The lighting is phenomenal, all for a quick service restaurant.
Arendale dining roomArendale dining room
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
I’m at DisneySea in the Aladdin-themed area and all I’m saying is that you should be allowed to steal bread from the food court.
Alladin casbah dining area at DisneySea
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
sometimes when you visit another country it can feel like going back in a time machine
Tower Records still operates as a music store in Tokyo! Toys R Us still exists in Japan!I can’t remember the last time I saw a Coco ‘s in America but they have them in Tokyo
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
My first night wandering Tokyo after landing last night
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
someone turned seven years old today!
Lucy in a birthday hatLucy eating a treat
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
LA won the women’s baseball championships so that’s one LA club win down, one more to go this year
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
current status
Me on a bike ride
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
LinkedIn knows what I search for and sends weekly emails about jobs and usually it has a useless stat. This one was eye-opening. 74% drop? IN A WEEK?! If you search for writer roles today, most results are positions reviewing AI output for AI companies, to help eliminate more writing jobs.
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Linked in
Hiring trends for Freelance
Writer roles
74% drop in the United States job market
in the past week, but new jobs are still
available.
View job openings
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
A bit early to “THE tree” at thr Portland Japanese Garden, this will probably peak in a couple more weeks.
Japanese Maple starting Fall color
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
@waldoj I was thinking of this stuff that seems to be everywhere but doesn’t taste as good as the real stuff
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Trump released his crypto coin a year ago today. It was valued at $0.2154 at launch. Today's price? $0.05705, so if you put $10,000 in on launch day you'd only have $2,648 left. (also it's still corrupt af that a sitting president got to financially benefit from this scam)
Trump's crypto coin value over the past year
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
every news photo of Mitch McConnell out in public this week
Weekend at Bernie’s movie still
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
This week I made a wedding gift for the first time: an end grain cutting board with walnut, cherry, and maple, and also I recessed a custom engraved medallion on the bottom.
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Ah, my favorite bible verse, john sixteen three
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
I got this email from Amazon about @pluralistic having an unexpected surprise new book out and uh… “I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.”
New book from Cory
Doctorow
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Amazon.com • Sep 8
to mathowie+amazon •
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THEORY OF
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MARCEL MARIEN
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Belgian surrealist Marcel Mariën's 1958
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
had a good time at the Timbers game
Providence Park from one cornerFree kick taken by the TimbersTimber Joey cutting a slab for the tying goal
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
“am i a joke to you?!” #caturday
Lego cat, real cat
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