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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the deliberation room, straight up "reading it". And by "it", haha, let's justr say. Jury Nullification Wikipedia article.
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the modern equivalent of a 16th century Captain naming his boat after his wife
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Obviously this is secondary to The Horrors but it's also crazy how bad the ui has gotten. Everything is ugly, looks like an ad and basically all the buttons try to funnel you into paying for grok or whatever.
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm gonna be real, I don't think Lavrenti Beria was "serving wokeism"
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've got a fever. And the only prescription is more thinking about her.
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zendaya is Meechee
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Propstore is back at it with another blade runner 2049 auction. Anyone got a few k burning a hole in their pocket?
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Accidentally called it a shibari grill at the social function, I will never recover from this
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Millennial chuds be like: we are charlie quirk
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's just been a very "walking home in a straight line" kind of day
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate seeing the evil portent of the 2 week headache I usually get around that time
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Leave it to Democrats to try to dunk using one of the few cool things the person in question has done
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd like to apply this form of art criticism to other works. I will eat the Mona Lisa to show that I agree with its message.
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lizzie gonna hang dong?
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's like revving an engine that's running on an empty tank
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I still don't really get the point of a sugar free energy drink. You want energy right? That requires calories that can be burned quickly. Why would you want to increase your heart rate and paranoia without adding something your body can actually use to act on those signals.
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chiropractics is so funny, it's like 50/50 on whether you'll get a reasonably nice massage that does nothing in the long term or literally broken on the wheel
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never know when you'll need them again
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have they made their website usable yet? Last time I was subscribed it was buffering like crazy and lagging on every reload. Trillion dollar company by the way.
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My only wish in life is to be loved by someone as much as Latinos love anime
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Human connection is so beautiful
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You could chalk it up to willful ignorance but I choose to believe that these people are just deeply deeply stupid. Just worse on a basic level that regular humans
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes you sweat a lot and dance to techno music.
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Truly one must ask oneself: what is to be done?
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The thread of prophecy has been severed since 23rd of April 1991
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They already know the frequency gaps in the split ring absorbers. Lockheed must now persist in the doomed world they created.
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You ever see a woman and just think "how?"
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It was a massively profitable industry. Unfortunately it also required paying people wages so you understand why we had to kill it.
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We are crystal gems, we carry the flame
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hm yes Gayrl Joliver
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I believe, deep in my soul, that you can make him worse
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's under oath so you know it's true
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Her mother was last seen ahorse?
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's cause they can't read
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@nogodsnomayors.com what do you call a group of mayors? A municipality?
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imma be real, I've not been feeling Kirkilicious lately
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe they mean all of Illinois
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah, so people keep telling me
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I go around this bad boy like a clock depending on mood
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Putting Tyler and bladee in the red flag but earl and Yung lean in green basically makes this the impossible quiz
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*indulge client* *indulge client* *indulge client* Anyways can I interest you in (product)
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is what it feels like to represent your company at a trade fair
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's not true. There's a lot of people using the public transit system in the city of Toulon
Logo of the "reseau Mistral" public transit company
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If anyone would know...
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We all know the saying: if it's broke, do not, under any circumstance, fix it.
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let's get the Bundesverfassungsschutz on this. I don't think they're busy with anything else rn.
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How do you break a heating element? It's literally just a big wire.
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm not a car guy but I don't think the one in the second pic counts as "vintage"
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Low-key puts a lot of pressure on the actual band drummer
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Litterbox. Litterbox. Litterbox
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