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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 26m
Illusion of choice meme with "fill out document correctly" and "fill out document incorrectly" both leading to "fill out another document"
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Robin Williams holding an action figure in a toy store captioned "oh. Neon Genesis Evangelion"
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's not true. There's a lot of people using the public transit system in the city of Toulon
Logo of the "reseau Mistral" public transit company
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cycle meme with Sisyphus at center and the 4 steps "invent cable", "people pirate media", "disrupt the industry" and "the industry consolidates"
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Eric Andre sitting at a desk looking quizzically, captioned "Do you think Elizabeth Holmes has tboy swag?"
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Apparently as a German who was taught British English in school and mostly listens to/watches American Media it all averages out to THA BIG APPLE BABEE LOVE DA METS
mydialect heatmap of the USA with most of the country blue and the east coast/Maine/new york area red. Also hawaii is red for some reason.
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Whenever people ask me why I run Ubuntu I lie and say that I just wanted a simple to use OS I don't have to think about, but really I just wanted to join the polycule.
Disk cover for Ubuntu 4.10 featuring 3 half naked people locking arms in a circle to recreate the Ubuntu logo, all three smiling with the joy of the love they found in each other's arms
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I dropped the socket :(
Crying cartoon person holding a torque wrench
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
As far as I can tell these are the only images of a Trident 2 Stage 3/MIRV bus, showing the 8 mount points for the reenty vehicles. And they just posted it to facebook.
Interior of a rocket assembly hall with a US military soldier looking at a Trident 2 fairing. Trident 2 first, second and third stage in the background.Group photo of military personnel in front of a Trident 2 missile with the third stage in the background
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
YF-23 fighter jetF117 stealth bomber
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I might do something financially irresponsible, someone hold me back
eBay listing for a bomberjacket with branding for the ATF-23 Programm
Price: $351,05
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
HOLY SHIT IM A GOD
List of 1943 billboard top 100 songs with number 20 circled in red:
"20. You'd be so nice to come home to - Dinah Shore"
Source: https://billboardtop100of.com/1943-2/
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I went to the GILF promenade and everyone there knew you
Screenshot from Google maps for a location named "Gilf-Promenade"
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
"super speed torpedo boat" in the style of the TMNT logo from http://glench.com/tmnt/#Super_speed_torpedo_boat
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Brother do I have some bad news for you
Screenshot from a Google search for "when was the phone invented"
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Anyways, I think I hauve covib
Anya Taylor-Joy as Princess Alia of the Knife in Dune Part 3
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Can't believe they ended the trailer with basically this line
Tumblr post by pisshandkerchief 
"i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Burt meeting a cis person:
Whitney Chewston sceptically looking up at the camera captioned "let's hope it's just a phase"
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
how expensive can that ad space really be...
yellow poster reading
WAR PLANS?
BLUE PRINTS?
PATROL ROUTES?
LEAK.
THEM.
TO.
US.
WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM
PODCASTING COMPANY
PHILADELPHIA, PA
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Excellent work, Agent Trump. China will be reunited at once
Xi Jinping on da phone
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Recently saw a car with a seemingly new Dexit sticker
Japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after world war 2
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Woman holding I sign reading "Lock her up" with an image of the queen behind bars
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"President Trump is alive and well on the plane to Davos after an electrical issue on Air Force One"
North Korean newscaster Ri Chun-hee sitting at a news desk wearing a pink kimono
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
What's she always lookin at up there?
PinkPantheress looking up and to the leftPinkPantheress looking up and to the leftPinkPantheress looking up and to the rightPinkPantheress looking up and to the right
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Hmmm, yes. Trans trauma team.
Concept art of a trauma team tactical EMT from cyberpunk 2077
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
It happened
I'm not asking you to become Chinese. I'm saying, when the time is right, you will look in the mirror and already be Chinese.
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Paul dano looking inquisitive and fuckable

"Does she know?"
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Screenshot from Glee with aphex twins face edited onto that one lady, captioned "I am going to select 13 works that are so ambient"
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I think I hauve covib
Luigi Mangione looking real fuckable in court
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Dennis Always Dunny looking at the camera like he's about to apply his System
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
We had the future within our grasp and they slit it's throat and stomped it into the ground
Very sexy image of the NS Savannah amid a flotilla of smaller vessels sailing along a basalt coastline
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
real map for reference
map of the s-bahn stuttgart system
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
this came to me in a dream
progress pride flag in the design of a s-bahn stuttgart map
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I am being censored by the powers that be
Screenshot of bluesky post 
Cheney dead, Zorhan elected. Good things are still possible

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Anonymous 05/09/22(Mon)20:10:43 No.68563456
>84 year old grandfather tells me that he's joined a message board devoted to discussing cars
>based on the way he speaks, he clearly had no idea what a message board was until very recently
>he shows me some of his post history
>he enjoys posting stupid, obviously false and ridiculous information just to see how people reply
>he doesn't know the terms shitposting or trolling, so he says "I'm jerkin' their chains!" and scrolls down, busting a gut with laughter as he reads off some of the replies
An 84 year old man is an online troll. I am genuinely ashamed to be his grandson.

Anonymous 05/09/22(Mon)20:37:06 No.68563759
>>68563456 (OP)
lol sounds like your chain got jerked
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This but as a nationalized dealer
Painting on a missile bunker door for the Minuteman II. Domino's Pizza Logo with text "world-wide delivery in 30 minutes or less or your next one is free"
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
🤔
3 bluesky posts:
Iss piss tracker: The piss tank on the ISS is now 25% full.
SwiftOnSecurity: image of Taylor Swift drinking a dark yellow/orange liquid 
Iss piss tracker: The piss tank on the ISS is now 24% full.
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
"real gangstas spread love"
Today's pirate pledge: a good pirate never takes another person's property!
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Ominous. I was thinking of this
Desert prowler patch
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
The movie captured this so beautifully, you can tell Villeneuve is a real fan.
Closeup of Timothee Chalamet as Paul Atreides in Dune (2021) captioned "I recognize your asscheeks old man."
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
A recipe that only uses egg yolk will invariably be followed by a meal I can only describe as the large fried egg.
A pan with a sunny side up egg which consist of a comically large amount of egg whites
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Simpsons frame of a news presenter imagining people of all nations dancing under a rainbow
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Somebody stop me, that's right, you can't
Edit of a YF-23 drawing as a tramp stamp
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Actually an insane run, what were they putting in the Hollywood water in 1995?
a screenshot from plex showing the posters for the following movies: Heat, Ghost in the Shell, Goldeneye, Se7en, Hackers and La Haine
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Image of a woman sitting captioned "girl who is going to alcohol poisoning"
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I like how LinkedIn Gold makes people pay money for the worst social platform around only to make their name look like the Pornhub logo.
Screenshot from the LinkedIn App
Suggested profile
Sean Li [Gold "in" icon]
Data Analyst | Photographer
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Got it
Wojak of with a brain so large he is sitting on it like a throne
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Who do I gotta suck off to get this embroidered?
Patch design with a silver monster energy logo on red background and the Chinese text "我正在逃离美国百年屈辱。我在哪里可以买到白色怪物能量饮料?" around the rim
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Kinda like this
Painting of two native Americans, one squatting down over traintracks. Speech bubble with the map of Lyons metro system.
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