mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 17hMy mum was banned from them all because she complained about the one at Sutton Scotney so many times. They sent her a letter saying 'we don't believe we will be able to meet the standards you desire' and that she 'should investigate other provide instead' 3111
Reposted by @mathewsmith.bsky.socialNational Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 20hYou're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree. 281607396
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I find it odd that wood burning through friction smells markedly different to other wood burning methods 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When have you ever sat there and thought 'You know what, I could really murder a vol au vent right now'? 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026'..but why would you want to learn it? That's a stupid idea' 'Because you all speak it' 'But we don't *want* to' 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Watching Taskmaster Netherlands and, even my Nederlands friends agree, Dutch is a *very* silly language 100
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I've just taken the Megabus back from a Lake District symposium where small glacial lakes shared their frustrations about over-tourism and... boy are those tarns ired 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Look Mr advertising exec, cheese pulls don't make anyone erect but you. It's a silly fetish and you should be ashamed. Keep it in the bedroom. 010
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was surprisingly old when I realised a Tarka Daal was not an otter curry 010
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Did we ever find out more about the rare African bum disease named 'skill'? 010
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I still can't get used to people pronouncing cliques as 'clicks' 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026'... sucked so hard that she ended up with a mouthful of gravel and he ended up discharged pain free the next day' 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026'.. commemorates the location that Dave first tongue punched someone in the fart box' 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cor, you've really captured his raw oozing sex appeal in that snap. Phwoar 120
Reposted by @mathewsmith.bsky.socialKeith Collantine @keithcollantine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I look forward to discovering the result of today's race from the International Court of Appeal in January. #F1 #BahrainGPinMalaysia #RaceFans 2121
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Most exciting race of the season and it hasn't even started yet #Formula1 010
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I continue to be a bloody (or plasma-y) hero 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why are all zombie games shooty bang bangs? What about brain farming? Or building a lovely city for them to hunt brains in? 110
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How did people keep their toenails trimmed in ye olden dayes? 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Vagisil and Anusol should put their products in them posh bags like Victoria Secret do 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Some AI is obviously good, iterative is amazing and genuinely useful. Generative is just a tool for the lazy. 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The person who manages to add new poster templates to AI will make millions. The current styles are so obvious and samey. 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You'd think that one of the strengths of AI would be integration and automation but no company seems to want to use it for that 010
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Whatever happened to the epidemic of kids with dirty backs of ears? 'you could grow potatoes back there' old people used to say 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026so that's the bathroom cabinet ruled out 110
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They capture fairies in the woods and then squeeze the juice out of them like someone crushing grapes 001
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Did that quiz thing, not upset 12axes.vercel.app 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Petition to rename all 'secret flavour' crisps to 'chemical disappointment' 000
Reposted by @mathewsmith.bsky.socialDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark 7471148
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Appears that my final form is 'me but with a headache' 000
Reposted by @mathewsmith.bsky.social𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Don’t say I never gave you anything. *gives you the ick* 518567
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Flu jab in one arm, COVID in the other. Soon to evolve into my final form 100
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The all got devolved to the Parish Councils 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Now I'm never going to see an Esther Vs Cilla bitch fight 000
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Alright mister posh with your two door home 1290
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They've left themselves with quite a tricky putt there 010
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Re: Flydubai pilot stabbing etc. Passengers/crew/standby pilots broke into the cockpit to help - I thought that shouldn't be possible these days?? 000
Reposted by @mathewsmith.bsky.socialDavid Simpkin @simplerdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cruel, but funny, and well worth 1 minute 44 seconds of your time. (Sound up recommended for the full effect) 22811
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Can someone please go to Sheffield and put 50p in the meter? 010
mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yes yes hospitals etc but.. SAVE THE ALPACAS! They're scared of the dark 001