Sign in

MasterSauce

@mastersauce.bsky.social
3.8K followers 1.2K following 2K posts

🔞Kiddos get off my lawn! My schemes are so brilliant even I barely comprehend them! Part-time fatfur artman and games soundman. Full time funnyman.

PostsRepliesMedia
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 16h
Oh I don't have an estimate, my region probably hasn't been updated yet.
000
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 16h
Fr I swear if I don't get mine by November I'm gonna implode
110
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 18h
RELAXING AFTER A LONG HARD DAY OF BEING A BURDEN ON SOCIETY WITH A WARM, FLAT BOTTLE OF CHUD
140
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 18h
Just realized the beers say "bud" and not "chud" Am I cooked?
130
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 19h
If she did I don't think I'd be able to control myself
010
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 19h
He probably needs to be washed like that keyboard cleaning putty
040
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 20h
Careful, your hair is about to be non-consensually combed
010
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
[2020-2021] oh yeah, 'member Ivan and how I ended up doing absolutely nothing with him because I had too many overlapping ideas? I wanna bring him back and make him way more unique feat @bigroundnekky.bsky.social 's Chuck #fatfur
210725
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
[2021] comm for @blueryker.bsky.social when your diner makes the best chili dogs in town it's hard to resist the temptation of stealing a bite, however, April should learn to be a bit more... discrete about it... #fatfur
142980
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
[2021] comm for @kitsuneden.bsky.social feat @maplemash.bsky.social 's Noelle Don't put pickles on burgers where pickles don't belong or the next menu item is going to be a baseball bat... #fatfur
111618
Reposted by MasterSauce
InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
5954051438
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's maxed out, have fun
100
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
See a credit card number, post a credit card number.
150
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Could've gone full unhinged and wore a plaid bikini
100
Reposted by MasterSauce
Butt-er flux @butterflux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good night chat. (Thank you @mastersauce.bsky.social for the idea.)
216929
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Big fan of this, we need more spooky fattytobers
120
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Godspeed to all those who stream NSFW art on Twitch. You're genuinely braver than the troops.
0120
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YOOO absolutely COOKING with these 👀👀👀
130
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Resi 6 gets too much hate. When it's good it's a lot of fun
010
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When belly drum has no downside
030
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never have I been happier to have corrected a grammatical error in my life
020
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Can love bloom on a battlefield?"
040
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah, how much do you curl?
110
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah
010
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This rocks so hard
110
Reposted by MasterSauce
BanderSketch (Open for Commissions) @bandersketch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
llong overdue piece for @mastersauce.bsky.social of our sonas at the gym
08322
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you make my bank account fat?
000
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's so unhinged in the best way possible
020
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Comm for @adameven.bsky.social turns out it doesn't matter how big your clothes are if your buffet runs are faster... #fatfur
238873
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[2021] comm for the humble clip farmer who gets paid to get bullied WOW THE ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION DID NOT AGE WELL ("the wonders of AI, nowadays you can pretend you're not a landwhale and take a photo that looks... almost normal with a rather (un)lucky fan, isn't technology great?") #fatfur
022725
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[2021] comm for @cfluffboy.bsky.social seems like going out for a stroll always seems to turn into bakery busting around there part huh? #fatfur
140066
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[2021] how could I forget this wonderful halloween trade with @juicybubble.bsky.social #fatfur
215927
Reposted by MasterSauce
Gilamasan @gilamasan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The bill has been opened to feedback. Rather than dooming about the proposal, you can tell them exactly how you feel about the act here. ec.europa.eu/info/law/bet... With how much of an uphill battle Chat Control is having, you should never assume it's worthless to fight these draconian bills.
ec.europa.eu
European Commission - Have your say
European Commission - Have your say
2837384191
Reposted by MasterSauce
𝗟𝗨𝗖𝗔 @behemow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In regard to FurAffinity being at risk due to censorship: Furries are now political targets. We are getting namedropped at high levels of government. They know that we are a large, influential, largely queer, community. Fighting for the spaces owned by our community is incredibly important
2552232555
Reposted by MasterSauce
Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
static.klipy.com
Gondor Flame
ALT: Gondor Flame
253102268836
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
October
000
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had my criticisms of furaffinity but it's genuinely nice seeing the community rally behind it to support it during these times. In the end it's still a grassroots platform made by and for the community that deserves to continue existing
0341
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
:)
010
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
much better...
2100
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Luckily I was using PROTECTION
000
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had to use Windows 11 today...
5130
Reposted by MasterSauce
ボロボロそぼろ @nameroutabeta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ズラッと並んだケモお姉様方のお腹 映画っぽい画面アスペクト比を使ってみました
5661124
Reposted by MasterSauce
GD (Mima Spooky Season) @mrgamerdude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(I’m not from Brazil but please read this before the elections as it’s still important) From OP: Please keep your eyes on Brazil, especially if you're from the US. I do not like to post this kind of stuff but we are scared. #brazil #important #awareness #awarenesspost #eleições2026 #elections
1523141606
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Certified hood classic
010
Reposted by MasterSauce
Chamellow 🦁 @chamellow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrote a little story for @mastersauce.bsky.social! Marion finds himself needing to "beat the heat" and decides to take a day off and head to the beach, only to find an incredibly fat lion inviting him to the Tiki Bar for a free night of fattening island fun! www.furaffinity.net/view/66515647/
117235
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRICK?"
010
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lucky YOU
120
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Awww it's just hard to picture that when you get stuck in your own head is all. Yk how it is
120
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TRUTH NUKE
110
MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I gotta say I really appreciate all the support and shares I got from bringing over my old art. I genuinely thought it was worthless but it's clear that it still means a lot to you all. And it makes the prospect of eventually deleting my old Twitter much easier.
3461