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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know, the white noise was really quite soothing!
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let’s stick with the white noise from now on, so much more relaxing!
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh no. How terribly sad 😞
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well then I’m DEFINITELY not voting for him again! Wait a second…
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I saw @verminsupreme.bsky.social last year and I would swear an oath that there were at least this many people in the audience lmao. He’s also ten times as charismatic and fifteen times better-looking than ol’ JD.
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow, I didn’t realize he used to have such a thick head of hair!
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump is incapable of appreciating art, so that’s not gonna slow him down even the tiniest bit 🥲
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
here's footage of Mamdani alongside city workers filling the 200,000th NYC pothole since the start of his term This is part of his push to spotlight city workers and inform New Yorkers that all the fixes they ask for "should be directed to the real heroes, City Workers, who can be reached via 311"
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The very audacity of Donald Trump calling anybody else “sleepy” or “crooked” gets me every time
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I recall correctly, in 2024 they even transferred oversight of the board of elections to the state auditor since that was the highest state-level office won by a Republican 🥲
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“The governor has very little power” as in, the legislature literally did everything they possibly could to transfer traditional gubernatorial powers over to executive branch officials who are Republicans! It’s some really shady shit. Please send help. www.propublica.org/article/nort...
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Inside the North Carolina GOP’s Decade-Long Push to Seize Power From the State’s Democratic Governors
For almost a decade, North Carolina’s majority-Republican legislature tried six times to strip Democratic governors of control over the board overseeing the swing state’s elections. This year, it fina...
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Even if it weren’t complete bullshit, how on earth is it legal for a president to say something like this??
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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King Roland asks: Would I Lie?
ALT: King Roland asks: Would I Lie?
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So basically “What does Mexico even have to offer besides hot tamales, sombreros, and mariachi music??” He’s not just a stupid man, he’s an ignorant one… imo that’s even worse.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Holy shit! This is gonna be good!
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lord, yes. As a parent I also thought about the people who have to pretend they’re not scared while being detained in front of their kids, but the list was long already… the whole situation is fucked in general and I don’t understand why empathy seems to be a limited resource for people like Milo.
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A lot of people should have watched more Mr. Rogers growing up, I 100% believe the world would be a better place right now 🥲
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Now imagine navigating this experience as someone who doesn’t speak English, or who is disabled, or who needs daily medication to survive, or who is trans, or who is basically anything other than a relatively young healthy semi-famous white man.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Incredible @angieforfl.bsky.social Nixon pic 🔥
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’ll always “like” a chemistry joke.
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh wow I just said the exact same thing two days later 😂
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s like if the witch from “Hansel and Gretel” had a cooking show
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
He’ll show you how to make your own farm-to-table cyclosporiasis!
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Same… when the ambulance finally left quietly after they’d pulled in next door with sirens blaring, I remember thinking “that can’t be good.” Found out later from his wife that he’d passed from a heart attack.
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The very idea of Ted Cruz pontificating on the subject of masculinity
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Here’s a thought — Maybe these people don’t deserve to be handsomely rewarded? (From NPR)
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Danielle ❌👑 @danielleloveswords.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
ICE conducted an enforcement action in the parking lot of an active polling place in San Antonio yesterday This is voter intimidation. You do not need to approach people there to cast ballots in order to make people afraid to come vote. www.sacurrent.com/news/san-ant...
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ICE conducts enforcement action at San Antonio voting location, witnesses say
ICE agents question a driver in the parking lot of the Las Palmas Branch Library. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents swarmed a vehicle in the
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
🦸 RUTHERFORD COUNTY hero librarian Luanne James making national news for taking a stand.💪🏽 She says she stands by her decision. apple.news/AfodCXEHuRA6...
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Deborah Weeks/A Woman for An Eternity @deborah-10.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 08/03/2026
Brilliant 🏆 Isata Kanneh-Mason absolutely tears through Rachmaninoff’s fiendish Piano Concerto No. 3 with the BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra.
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Man, Laura’s face looks like she’s smelling a dump someone took under her desk just before the cameras started rolling... I don’t know why so many people watch these opinion shows where the host is wearing a constant expression of disgust 🤷‍♀️
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/02/2026
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Dang, it’s true. He’s better at interacting with kids than I am and I’ve got 3 of ‘em.
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Awww, she is lovely.
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I hope she finds a great home soon, she seems like such a sweetie. Wish I could take her myself ❤️
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/02/2026
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/01/2026
Van Hollen: "They really think the American people are stupid. I mean, we can all see the video. We saw the video with Renee Good. We saw the video with Alex Pretti. The real domestic terrorists are in the White House right now."
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/01/2026
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
If I didn’t already have dogs, I’d drive up there and get her tomorrow. I hope so much that 2026 brings her the family she’s been waiting for ASAP. I’m waiting for the day one of your posts shares the good news, thanks so much for keeping the spotlight on her all this time. ❤️
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
there is no coming back from this without prosecutions up and down the entire chain of command
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/01/2026
at some point we're gonna have to have a real conversation about why we're still paying federal taxes to a regime that isn't using them to help anyone, but instead is using them to brutalize us

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NEW: 
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Master of Chickens @masterofchickens.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
And we’re paying an absurd amount of money for the privilege!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/01/2026
Walz: "I couldn't help but think, and it scares me a bit -- 'The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most important directive.' It certainly feels like that in this moment."
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