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Michael

@mastermike88.bsky.social
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Biggest moron on the platform (probably). iOS Jailbreaking and Speedrunning content. Openly Autistic. Main platform is still [elon platform] for the foreseeable future - x.com/MasterMike88

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ethan stone :) @ethanstone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Introducing the Ethan Stone Splatoon Raiders 10K (sub) Speedrun Race! I got 7 Pro Speedrunners and 14 Content Creators and have paired them into teams of 3. Now they have to compete against each other in a 3 Player Any% Speedrun Race. 4th of October, 5am AEST (correct this time!) TEAMS BELOW!!!
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Hoshino Lina (星乃リナ) 🩵 3D Yuri Wedding prep!!! @lina.yt · 13/09/2026
I have mixed thoughts about AI use in programming in general, but like... "I slopped something up, everyone look at me" is just sad. "I slopped something up to beat serious projects to the punch" is even worse.
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
People with a Switch 1/Switch 2 on FW 23.0.0 (latest): Is anyone noticing that game boot up times are *substantially* slower than normal? We're seeing a handful of cases (someone who tried Pokemon stuff, another from a Splatoon speedrunner) where they're abnormally long after updating to FW 23.0.0
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Sun - on twitter same @ @sunne-three.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Idea for one of the Splatoon Lans If the venue has a big screen/projector for people in the venue to watch, have someone speedrun a splatoon game to highlight the speedrunning part of the scene, have a couch and everything agdq style That would be awesome
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ethan stone :) @ethanstone.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
BANG!!!! thank you so much @ausspeedruns.com for hosting this amazing event, and of course vorn and saucy for being amazing commentators Will post the full vod once it’s up World Record attempts when I get back :)
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ethan stone :) @ethanstone.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
this might be the stupidest thing ive ever done uh oh :)
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LPhantom @lphantom.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Oooh I wonder who could possibly be playing Splatoon on Wednesday here🧙‍♂️
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Alpha0mega @alpha0megavt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I know I've been quiet recently but... I'm playing Octo Expansion on @gamesdonequick.com's Crosshairs on Wednesday night! It's been a dream of mine since I started running this game back in 2022 to be on GDQ, so I'm super excited to be doing this!!
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🏳️‍🌈🍉Crad🍉🏳️‍🌈 @cradicles.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Sayin it again but I’ll be running Side Order Wednesday night starting around 9pm est for GDQ Hotfix, be sure to catch me plus the others playing octo expansion and splat 1 amiibos before hand.
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🏳️‍🌈🍉Crad🍉🏳️‍🌈 @cradicles.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just got asked to Run Side Order Any% for GDQ Hotfix in 10 days so expect some streams from me almost everyday
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I have respect for Nintendo that they're announcing a price increase *4 months* in advance - I don't recall a prior instance of this much notice of an increase from a big company
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ethan stone :) @ethanstone.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Forgot to announce this but we’re doing a Splatoon block at the Australian Speedrun Marathon this year :) This is my first time doing a speedrun attempt in person, but this block is going to be very fun Guess I’ll have to lock in on practice for the next few months, can’t wait to be there in July!
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Blue @blue4k.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
FYI multiplayer categories were added for S3 and S2 a couple months ago but are currently separate from the main game boards. So for those that were yearning for online speedrunning, this is your time. Go nuts #splatoon #splatoon2 #splatoon3 #speedrunning #competitivesplatoon
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Splatoon Series Obscure Category Extensions - Speedrun.com
View Splatoon Series Obscure Category Extensions speedruns, leaderboards, forums and more on Speedrun.com
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
(To preface: this post is **highly** speculative based on current eShop information) It appears that Splatoon Raiders *might not* have 120hz support, based on the "Additional Information" currently listed on the eShop page for it. Image 1: Splatoon Raiders Image 2: Metroid Prime 4 Switch 2 Edition
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Does it play? @doesitplay.org · 31/03/2026
Wondering how people will be downplaying this case.
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pierre485 @pierre485.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I just assume it will be like in Europe. With most games priced at €60 digital / €70 retail.
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
it was, in fact, not (only?) Splatfest/Tricolor in PB's
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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OatmealDome 🏳️‍🌈 @oatmealdome.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
[Splatoon 3] Version 11.0.0 will release on Jan 29 (Japan time). This update will include “new features related to battles” and balance changes. There will be no new weapon kits (interestingly, this note was added by Nintendo of Europe and is not in the original JP text). 🐦 original post
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
this is extremely extremely interesting hopefully the new features are impactful
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Something interesting about the wording *of the translation* of the Splatoon 3 11.0 announcement (would love someone who knows JP to check the proper translation) - it lists "modifications to some systems related to battles" This seems **way** more broad than just "third kits".
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ethan stone :) @ethanstone.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Ethan Stone X Splatoon Speedrunning Presents… The Streamer Octo Expansion LTA. In this event, these 5 streamers will have 3 hours to learn the Escape RTA speedrun, and try to set the best time possible. It’s an event of learning and execution. Streamed live on both my YouTube and twitch!
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 08/01/2026
World 4 Skip ain't claiming any lives today in our Splatoon race with @dg964.bsky.social and @lontr0.bsky.social #AGDQ2026
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ethan stone :) @ethanstone.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
THE RUN STARTS IN JUST OVER AN HOUR!!! But donations are open for an incentive, which style will the runners choose? Girl, or Boy? You can donate here, vote Boy btw gamesdonequick.com/donate/62?pr... In the meantime, watch the sick Doom Eternal run on GDQ's Twitch! www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
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Awesome Games Done Quick 2026 Donations Benefiting Prevent Cancer Foundation | Games Done Quick
Donate here during Awesome Games Done Quick 2026!Your donations are supporting Prevent Cancer Foundation.
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Dan Floyd @danfloydplus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The extent to which Games Done Quick has helped to steer the larger speedrunning community - one of the most hardcore video game enthusiast subcultures there is - into becoming something so welcoming, inclusive and supportive astonishes me
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LonTr0 @lontr0.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
feeling ready for gdq, flying out tomorrow
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Scepidilionz @scepidilionz.inkling.social · 28/12/2025
I know we all have feelings about today's revelations. But let's not stoop to hateposting. That is not doing better. If yall were so quick to post your doubts (as you are with this hate) when this started, we wouldn't be here. Getting likes by saying "Fuck [name]" is not constructive. Do better.
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
perfectly normal iPod Touch 3rd Generation on iOS 6.0 (Thanks to github.com/NyanSatan/Su...)
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LonTr0 @lontr0.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Gonna be running at agdq 2026! Finally running at an in-person gdq is insane and im gonna win against @dg964.bsky.social in the process, get ready :D
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Rick Desilets | The D-Pad @ricdesi.dpad.fm · 29/10/2025
Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels: • YouTube Studio • Settings • Channel • Advanced settings • Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality" • Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 05/10/2025
I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
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Lucyfer 😈 @lildevilhorns.ink · 03/10/2025
"move to another platform" says the CEO of a struggling platform, to a userbase consisting entirely of people who have shown they'll willingly move to another platform
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ethan stone :) @ethanstone.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Deadass the funniest speedrun I’ve ever watched youtu.be/rpRTvLKJjeM?...
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Reacting to a CHEATED Splatoon Speedrun
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
hot take of the century: the Bananza DLC is good DLC... if you fall into a niche group of: - liking Bananza (and its movement and gameplay) - liking roguelikes If you don't fall into this niche group then yeah the DLC is not for you... which is probably why almost nothing in it affects base 100%.
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ethan stone :) @ethanstone.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
the funniest clip from reacting to a cheated splatoon world record
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
It appears as though Jared (the one from Jackpot) got hacked on [elon's platform] and is now sending scam dms.
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Splat Safety is the definition of persistent ineptitude and incompetence, and should genuinely cease to exist as it currently exists. A quick(-ish) thread (as an outsider (mostly)):
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ethan stone :) @ethanstone.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
CONTENT PEOPLE LISTEN UP! I want to host a week long event where 3 casual content creators learn how to speedrun Octo Expansion Any% in a week with the help of some coaches that then race at the end to see who wins, maybe for some dollars (dont count on it) I need people who are dedicated... 1/2
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techmuse @techmuse.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
As of about 2 hours ago, the first public beta of my Splatoon 1 randomizer mod is now out! (Overview video can be found in the replies, which has a download link to the randomizer if you wish to try it for yourself!) #splatoon #splatoonmods #splatoon1
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OatmealDome 🏳️‍🌈 @oatmealdome.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
[Nintendo Legal] RTA in Japan (a speedrun charity event) was notified by Nintendo that they are utilizing Nintendo games without permission. Due to this, RiJ Summer 2025 will not feature Nintendo games. The organizers are in discussions with Nintendo regarding future events. 🐦 original post
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
cold take: Game Key Cards just disincentivize purchases more than Digital-only games and I honestly wish that those that are using them would admit that their games are Digital-only
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Adept @adeptcs.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
got trolled so hard in world 4 this should have been 1:00:2x
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
SplatoonJP has just reposted their post with an updated/corrected image.
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Mira🏳️‍⚧️🌸🐟 @bugbgy.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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By the way in Splatoon 3 10.0.0 Switch 1 version Nintendo (seemingly intentionally? possibly to try hide a certain thing they added) shuffled all functions in the code, which ends up causing more lag in CPU bound areas, like Salmon Run or some Online Maps(cause more cache misses).

If intentional, hopefully once they realize it was useless they’ll backtrack, they got a cool and upgraded compiler that should have improved performance but this killed it instead (shuffled I mean randomly placed in the code, whereas normally methods of a class are put together)
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 19/06/2025
i am uncomfortable with the idea of calling a video game console that can still be factory reset and still play the majority of games "bricked" because someone was thick enough to try to run a piracy cartridge's "switch 2 bypass" firmware on it. really feels like promoting the idea of ewaste
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
you know you’re delusional when you personally offer people money to do runs of miserable categories purely for the purposes of having 100% accurate loading times to retime anyways hi that’s me right now
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Can I just say I do not feel bad for anyone who got their Switch 2's banned as a result of the MIG Switch itself? 99% of the people using it were using it for some degree of piracy anyways, but regardless how you were using it, you *should know* it would be targeted given its use for piracy.
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Nothing against you, but imo this is extremely misleading. The 782k figure for MKW is for only *physical* copies, whereas the 3.45 million total is for *all* copies.
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Michael @mastermike88.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Splatoon 3 on Switch 2 is well-programmed with no issues at all.
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