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Master Flea / Barbary Lion

@masterflea.bsky.social
1K followers 1K following 779 posts

NSFW account. Host of Hide and Seek on JOY 94.9. He/him/they/them. Sexpert, educator, pun enabler.

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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 6h
The chemistry nerd in me loves that the comp is called mol
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Daily hugs are a good start. Physical intimacy without any expectations is a good way to renormalise touch and connection.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The October nudes have started...
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The Notorious R.O.D. @frankr0d.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know I would get a picture with @pjknoxxx.bsky.social in this angle at Folsom Street Fair.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
holy fuck, that's hot
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
railing me in a sling, please sir
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*looks into getting myself posted internationally*
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💛💦
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*looks up postage from Canada to Australia*
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean, the answer to that is pretty much always yes... But I'd need to see you in my dungeon in Melbourne to be able to give specific advice. For science reasons. *Is plausible*
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*looks adorable and irresistible* 🥹 👉👈
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hmmm... Does it look like your ass would swallow my face while your hole crushes my tongue? I bloody well hope so... 🤤😇
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pollen is plant reproductive material, which means that hayfever is choking on plant bukkake. You're welcome.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I will dive into that like a shark eyeing chum
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hypnotic
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
💯 plus the excessive body horror in SNW this season is harshing the experience
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Por que no los dos?
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I mean, I'm not _totally_ freak-free. I have a dungeon, a wall of toys and comfy chairs for after.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today's NYT connections puzzle had these words. If you're my age, you remember why they should have been a set.
Four game tiles, each containing text: cigarette, peace sign, piano, and taxi cab;
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bugger 🥺
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Pretty much. For a sub in training it's as much about choosing who to sub to, negotiations and boundaries, how to enter and leave sub head space, etc, as it is the practical aspects of what to do in a scene
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Front squats used to f with me. It was the hand/arm placement - either option felt off, so eventually I just went back to back squats
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I mean, objectively? More towards FCF. The fur is present but less featured. But that's only if I really had to choose. It could go for both.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Absolutely it is. I was trained as a slave, but my then master was always very clear in "these bits are sub stuff, these bits are slave stuff". You just want the sub stuff, which is totally fine.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sunday morning dilemma: caffeine is down the other end of the house. Dogs are in the bed, actually being chill for once. Addressing one seems to mean sacrificing the other. *Google's analgesic gas with rush delivery*
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In Australia, a lot of people call the national holiday, "Invasion Day" for precisely that reason.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
White, cismale, incel nationalists spread their white, cismale, incel nationalist behaviours. I mean, you're right, it's sickening, but it's what they've been doing in different formats for most of western history. Aaaaand now I'm feeling nihilistic. I need to stay off socials until I've caffeined.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Wrong for whom? From where I stand, it's going right...
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'd love to oblige
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
💛💛💛
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Needs a different wet
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Should be 😻
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Stunning 😍
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I wasn't expecting that
Muppets take the Marvel universe cover art
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yes please. Omg yes please. 💛💛💛💛💛💦💦💦💦💦
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm trying to decide what I like most about this picture, but it's a stretch.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
At least there's plenty of water in this thirst post 🚿💦💦💦
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I really need to get you to Melbourne
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
At the risk of sounding like Whitesnake, here I go again
Study, and podcast editing during breaks
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
You'll get it back 💛
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Such a sexy pair
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Very nasty. You both look like you need to piss... On me...
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So, I'm trying not to think that my dog learnt this from me... Or that he does it better
Australian cattle dog on his back
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Same, I'm almost back at black nail polish
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
1000 followers, nawww thx folx 💛💛💛😸
1000 followers!!!
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I feel like this is more than just identifiable. It's a party piece
An easily identifiable uncut cock, with precum and a large piercing
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I appreciate good onboarding processes
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I suggest rigorous, scientific testing to determine precise variables for tickling with your smile and/or moustache. I volunteer as an active subject, for reasons.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
👉👈
static.klipy.com
Amy Santiago: Me! I'll Do It! I Volunteer All My Time.
Alt: Amy Santiago: Me! I'll Do It! I Volunteer All My Time.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I need to salute that the costume doesn't have any unnecessary boob highlights. Even today, so many shows have "armour boob"
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