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Master Flea / Barbary Lion

@masterflea.bsky.social
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NSFW account. Host of Hide and Seek on JOY 94.9. He/him/they/them. Sexpert, educator, pun enabler.

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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today's NYT connections puzzle had these words. If you're my age, you remember why they should have been a set.
Four game tiles, each containing text: cigarette, peace sign, piano, and taxi cab;
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I wasn't expecting that
Muppets take the Marvel universe cover art
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
At the risk of sounding like Whitesnake, here I go again
Study, and podcast editing during breaks
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So, I'm trying not to think that my dog learnt this from me... Or that he does it better
Australian cattle dog on his back
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
1000 followers, nawww thx folx 💛💛💛😸
1000 followers!!!
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I feel like this is more than just identifiable. It's a party piece
An easily identifiable uncut cock, with precum and a large piercing
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Well, it's tax exam time
Tax text
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Just working 😇
You look stunning today
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Instagram thought this was too spicy... What do you think? #sexpert #fist #censored
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The latest episode of Hide and Seek looks at PIEDs in the rainbow communities. Listen at joy.org.au/hideandseek or your favourite podcast platform
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Certainly can, if you can handle a thick PA
Dripping thick cock with a large piercing.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Playing with my new camera... Care to help me with it?
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Oops! A hole! 😅
Grey sweatpants with a stainless steel ring poking out of a hole.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Some people have no sense of humour. A blank profile contacted me yesterday, so I sent them my favourite Disney meme, and they blocked me. Not sure why.
Elsa from Frozen 2
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
One from the vault... What do you do when you're too busy to find someone to top you? Be thankful that engineers are perverts, too.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Test printing a cage. Definitely fits well, and I can get the piercing through the end (just) and 🔒 it in place. #softcocksunday #3Dpervert
3d printed, green and yellow cock cage, on a pierced cock, with prince Albert just visible, and balls squeezed out the sides
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Omg almost forgot again #fcf
Fat cock on Friday
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Dripping at the thought
Dripping
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I'm starting to record some lewd bits and pieces, so have a #cumshot after a #cockhero #bate
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
That lasted, what, an hour? No idea whether a breach has actually occurred or not, but regardless, this is bad for a lot of people
Headline from the Guardian on 24 June 2025 that Israel _claims_ Iran has violated the hours old ceasefire.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Good morning
Sex toys and lube
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
A bit of soft cock Sunday #softcock #chastity #3Dpervert
Fat cock in a 3d printed cock cage
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Have a handful of it
Thick cock dripping in hand
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Thankyou. Pierced dick is good what ails you.
It's pierced and tasty
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
To all my AuDHD frieds, this is us:
Comic explaining the neurospicy tendency to delay replying to a message, then getting so embarrassed that you can't reply.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
drop some MOTHERS 🖖✨🧑‍🎤
Chancellor L'Rell of the Klingon Empire
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I mean, this is the lite version, and if you dig just a little, you realise that just about every character has boned several other central characters. It's like a leather party, but with magic and less lube.
Once upon a Time relationship map
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
My resume:
Not a resume
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I feel like this doesn't get the recognition it deserves
Biker Mice from Mars
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
This pic is a favourite of mine, partly because of the beautiful hunk @roccosteele.bsky.social , but also because of the sexy AF gear I'm wearing from @eagleleather.com.au, who are now here on bluesky! Give em a follow!
Two masc presenting people, one wearing a black latex top with yellow trim and a khaki leather kilt, the other naked with an enormous cock.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The guy / his dog
Person wearing a leather good styled as a lion, being licked by a red cattle dog
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Who wants to see my balls?
Meaty balls
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Certainly do
Pet snake
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Tonight's effort, the Corpse Reviver #2. Part of a series of 6 prohibition era cocktails, and certainly the easiest to make. This one uses equal parts gin, orange liqueur, Lillet and lemon juice, shaken into an absinthe washed glass. I use Cocchi Americano because it's closer to the original Lillet.
A completed Corpse Reviver #2 in a martini glass A martini glass being chilled with ice before use 4 bottles: grand Marnier, Cocchi Americano, Patient Wolf Gin and Absinthe; and a fresh lemon
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Have some #softcocksaturday
Soft cock, Prince Albert and yellow jock in a public restroom
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Lots of people looking at me in the terminal... 😏😇
I love to fly. Apparently.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Too hot today. Someone come over while I hop in my "hammock" #shutupandfuckme #gaymelbourne #sling #hookup
Probably not a hammock
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
RAWR? 😸 @hankyau.bsky.social
Lion says RAWR
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Go home, Duolingo, you're drunk.
Today's progress so far... Or is it?
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Belated #fcf
FCF with ball stretcher
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Posting to see how many people this hurts.
People always ask me why I like Nina Tucker memes. I tell them it's a combination of two things, actually.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
They also have dinosaur arms
Dog sleeping upside down
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Also cancer 🦀
Nude
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Just a fat cock for #fcf
Pierced thick cock
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Missed #fcf, so I apologise with some bonus Monday filth
Fat cock
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Correction: THIS is peak Australian auto culture
Yellow Sandman panel van
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
This #fcf I'm bringing you one of my favourites. I precum a lot 😊 #moist
Wet, pierced, fat cock, in a gym
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Dear Santa, please bring me a man...
Promo poster for the AAA Girls cover of "Dear Santa, Bring Me a Man", originally released by the Weather Girls.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Time for a quick #fcf complete with accessories #teampierced #princealbert
Fat, pierced cock
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Just a bit of #bulge for the workday
Steering wheel and legs
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