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Master Flea / Barbary Lion

@masterflea.bsky.social
1K followers 1K following 776 posts

NSFW account. Host of Hide and Seek on JOY 94.9. He/him/they/them. Sexpert, educator, pun enabler.

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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pollen is plant reproductive material, which means that hayfever is choking on plant bukkake. You're welcome.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today's NYT connections puzzle had these words. If you're my age, you remember why they should have been a set.
Four game tiles, each containing text: cigarette, peace sign, piano, and taxi cab;
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sunday morning dilemma: caffeine is down the other end of the house. Dogs are in the bed, actually being chill for once. Addressing one seems to mean sacrificing the other. *Google's analgesic gas with rush delivery*
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I wasn't expecting that
Muppets take the Marvel universe cover art
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
At the risk of sounding like Whitesnake, here I go again
Study, and podcast editing during breaks
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So, I'm trying not to think that my dog learnt this from me... Or that he does it better
Australian cattle dog on his back
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
1000 followers, nawww thx folx 💛💛💛😸
1000 followers!!!
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So it appears that one of my biodogs is a foot fetishist. That, or my feet taste like peanut butter. Either way, there are issues I need to resolve.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Things that sound like a good idea when you wake up a little bit at 6am: rename TERFs as "Discriminatory Offensive Gender-criminals" so that you can produce safety whistles for trans people called "DOG Whistles" Yup, I need more sleep.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Cedrik Lorenzen basically makes softcore food porn. And I'm there for it.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Well, it's tax exam time
Tax text
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Just working 😇
You look stunning today
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Instagram thought this was too spicy... What do you think? #sexpert #fist #censored
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The latest episode of Hide and Seek looks at PIEDs in the rainbow communities. Listen at joy.org.au/hideandseek or your favourite podcast platform
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Happy to get this out there ☺️ curvy is sexy, and a thick, pierced cock is always good 💛💛💛
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Play parties can be intimidating. There's a lot of assumed and unwritten rules. On this episode we look at behaviour that's hot, and mistakes that are not. joy.org.au/hideandseek/... #sexpert #partyrules #lgbtqia #gay
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214 - Pervert's School For Wayward Socialites
The team break down what play parties rules actually are, why they exist, and how to show up in ways that keep everyone safer, respected, and having a good time.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
One of the oft forgotten aspects of kink is Aftercare, but it's one of the most important. Want to know why? joy.org.au/hideandseek/...
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213B - Before and After – Part B: Aftercare
Sex doesn’t end when the harness comes off or the toys go back in the drawer — Tim and Jon make the case that aftercare is just as important as prep
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
joy.org.au/hideandseek/... it's time for a clear discussion about how to prepare yourself for action - this episode of Hide and Seek gets right into douching
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213A - Before and After – Part A: Douching
Tim and Jon get right up in it (figuratively… mostly) to unpack what douching actually is, when it’s useful, and when it’s really not
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Playing with my new camera... Care to help me with it?
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Oops! A hole! 😅
Grey sweatpants with a stainless steel ring poking out of a hole.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
<3 <3 <3
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who being you joy and happiness.
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two muppets are talking to each other and one of them says " you gotta admit the opening is catchy so is smallpox "
Alt: "You gotta admit the opening is catchy." "So is smallpox"
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
If anyone wants to do this for me (please include the burly daddy)
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I would love to have a pair of these to show you beauties
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Upside down!
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Obviously this is less common today.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Getting clean for dirty times
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Now that's a meal
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
This is what I want, at least twice a year. I love all the other play I do, but a big group focused on me hits a special need
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I need more of this this summer. Nothing better than dripping 💦
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Show me how your 2025 went.
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a person is pushing a large rock up a hill
Alt: a person is pushing a large rock up a hill
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GeekGooner @geekgooner.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
fuuuuck fucking fuuuck😈😍 #gay #gayporn #gaysex #porn #sex #gaygooner #gooner #gayfetish #fetish #gaykink #kink #gayrough #roughsex #gaythroatfuck #throatfuck #ass #gayass
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
One from the vault... What do you do when you're too busy to find someone to top you? Be thankful that engineers are perverts, too.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I was going to jerk off, but it's hot. Air con nap instead Will jerk off later
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
If you haven't played #cockhero it's fucking fun.
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
absolutely would
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Approved
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Test printing a cage. Definitely fits well, and I can get the piercing through the end (just) and 🔒 it in place. #softcocksunday #3Dpervert
3d printed, green and yellow cock cage, on a pierced cock, with prince Albert just visible, and balls squeezed out the sides
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
@gaycomicgeek.bsky.social has me hard this Sunday morning
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
This looks so comforting
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Transcest @transcestxxx.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
🎁Treat yourself 🔗rebrand.ly/074855
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
This is just fun. Hair, sweat and wickedness
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Komboochie (cursedmarked) @komboochie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
🍑
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
If anyone can get me a Gun Oil jock strap, I will put out like a broken vending machine.
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Hung Fuckers @hungfuckersx.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
✨@DylanTidesXXX.bsky.social @JordanStarr.bsky.social @FinnAugust.bsky.social & Smith Sterling ⌛Coming out on September 5
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DJ C∀P @djcvp.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Fun was had…😈
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Master Flea / Barbary Lion @masterflea.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I'm starting to record some lewd bits and pieces, so have a #cumshot after a #cockhero #bate
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Hanky @hankyau.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
🌀 HANKY is back — and we’re flying the NAVY BLUE 💙 Fucker? Fuckee? Switch? This one’s for you. Power, play, and pure filth — all bodies, all genders welcome. 📅 Aug 29 📍 New warehouse, 20 mins from Eagle Leather 🎟️ Tix drop July 2 @ 5PM — set your alarms.
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Helios Cobalt 🔜 Shadowbringers @helioscobalt.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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GeekGooner @geekgooner.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
fisting the piss outa him😈 #gay #gayporn #gaysex #porn #sex #gaygooner #gooner #gaypiss #pissplay #gaypisskink #pisskink #gaypissfetish #pissfetish #gayfisting #gaylocked
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